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Y’know, I’m incredibly boring irl. Stuff is difficult and I don’t get out much. My kids have challenges which make it harder to socialise. Two abusive relationships on the trot (yes I’m going to therapy to break the pattern🤪) have made me very anxious abd I find being around lots of people very hard sometimes. However I’m far from being pitiable. I’m lucky in lots of ways with a good life.

I like this thread it makes me laugh and I can express my inner s l u t and just be silly. (Anyone remember the Kath and Kim phrase - “I’m not a housewife, I’m a hornbag!”)

Yet to read the Wags thread you’d think we were all sending nudes/vids, waiting outside footballers houses, trolling gfs and planning nights of passion with JG with military style precision and hospital inpatient level delusions.

I feel a bit annoyed by the constant assertions we are all foolish, gullible stalkers. Of course we *would* shag him given different circumstances in a different life. But it’s not going to happen and that’s fine. I’m gonna still think about it a lot though. And I just like talking complete crap (often about shagging JG) and reading tea which may or may not be complete BS. I honestly don’t care so long as it’s entertaining and interesting.

Meh. I don’t get the hate 🤷🏼‍♀️ 🤨 I like it on here. It’s so funny.
 
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crystal24

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I feel like I have been lurking in the shadows far too long, but am loving this thread!! Absolutely obsessed with Jack & feel like you are all my kind of people! Top banter in here!
My poor bf was so confused when I started talking about transfers etc in football and he finally went, "You're not one of these women who's into Jack Grealish are you?"
Ummmmm... Guilty!! 😂😂.
 
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Pink Ginger

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Unpopular opinion....but I would only do Jack, maybe Stones if I had 4 or 5 drinks but no way I would touch Foden. I really don't understand all the hype about him.
Don't kill me for this 😅
Me too - Foden looks like some teenage boy hanging around the park on his bike dropping off weed & stuff to the older blokes 😂
 
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Timefortea93

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Attention to the city tattler we would like to request nudes or either topless pictures for the following JACK GREALISH, JOHN STONES, PHIL FODEN. We would also like pictures from the changing room

Many thanks
Every women here.
 
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MrsGrealish

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There is something about Kyle Walker. I know he'd shag your mum and steal your car but.....there's something
Ewwwww no.

Not only would he shag your mum, he'd shag your sister and your nan (dead or not), steal your car and fuck with your radio stations and leave shit in the footwell, he'd also cum first and leave you frustrated.

Nope! Get in that bin, Walker!
 
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cbfit

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let’s be real, they’re all gross af when it comes to how they behave off the pitch. imo only grealish and stones are good looking, as in you would look twice at them even if they wasn’t footballers. foden just reminds me of the beggy yutes that linger around you in clubs trying to get your number.
 
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Snookie

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Ok so I’ve lurked on this thread long enough now and think I’m ready to express my feelings within a place I know I am safe, so….. I am crushing on him so badly!!!! He’s been sent to us from the gods I swear! Would literally suck him dry 🤭

There, I said it!! xx
 
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QueenL

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Attention to the city tattler we would like to request nudes or either topless pictures for the following JACK GREALISH, JOHN STONES, PHIL FODEN. We would also like pictures from the changing room

Many thanks
Every women here.
Unpopular opinion....but I would only do Jack, maybe Stones if I had 4 or 5 drinks but no way I would touch Foden. I really don't understand all the hype about him.
Don't kill me for this 😅
 
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cornflower

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I believe it's our one-month threadiversary today ladies and gents (I'm good with dates, OK - AND AN OBSESSIVE BITCH - don’t @ me).

to celebrate, one of my many fave Jacks:
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Jen667

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He SO does it on purpose - the thigh flashing, sticking his arse in the air, stripping down to his pants. He has my full support
 
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lalalanded

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It was always going to happen with those over dramatic PR ploys these past 2 weeks. Didn't help.
While I'm grateful for whatever Tattler is doing City's PR, this really was going to set him up for a lot of hate and an unspeakable amount of pressure. Genuinely hope he's ok.

Nice gesture but I'm really not a fan of people letting their kids act like this.
 
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