maybe his cousin doesn't like his troll feet either ?
Jack Grealish #10 Meet and greet with his mum and cousin, if only it was for the tattle dozen
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Let’s face it, he’s so manly he’d unblock the drain and put up the shelf whilst bleeping you, complimenting you, listening to all your drama and tit, putting it into perspective and making you feel better about yourself, then he would remember he hasn’t eaten your ass yet so would combine that with a second round of superb head, leave you collapsed in a state of barely conscious glowing post orgasmic satisfaction….and then he’d make you the perfect cup of tea.Jack’s body is total perfection and makes me thirsty as hell, but with Hendo you feel like you’d be shagging an actual man who would know a thing or two and would also be able to unblock a drain or put a shelf up. I’d still pick Jack though.
It’s possible he was the original ass eater and Pickford is a mere imposter.
duck, I think Hendo might replace Jack as my number 1 lust.
Here he is with our perfect brew after he’s done all the DIY and shagged us senseless
He could have anything he wanted from me. I'd even let him play on my playstation 4. I'd even let him play on my saved files and kill off all my Sims characters. Handjobs and foot massages daily.
Jack is my lust but I could love Hendo. Adore the fucker!
Have you noticed how his cousin is ‘obsessed’ with every product she talks about. Every other word is obsessed!
Think we all are obsessed with her cousin and it isn't stopping anytime soon.I’m obsessed with her cousin
Arent we all?I’m obsessed with her cousin
I wanna eat Salted Caramel M&M's off his body.
Omg YES
I have come to the conclusion she is definitely his cousin….I mean if I was on a lovely hot holiday, with him laying beside me on one of those day beds, few drinks, few tunes….there is absolutely no way I would be sat beside him giggling about tit on a phone! I would not be able to keep my hands, lips or tongue off of him. In fact if it was me I wouldn’t have made it out of the hotel room for the entire time…especially after not seeing him properly for best part of 6 weeks
Agreed. That sexy fuckwit wouldnt have seen the light of day for that entire holiday with me.I have come to the conclusion she is definitely his cousin….I mean if I was on a lovely hot holiday, with him laying beside me on one of those day beds, few drinks, few tunes….there is absolutely no way I would be sat beside him giggling about tit on a phone! I would not be able to keep my hands, lips or tongue off of him. In fact if it was me I wouldn’t have made it out of the hotel room for the entire time…especially after not seeing him properly for best part of 6 weeks
Is there a word in the English language stronger than D.I.T.T.O.I have come to the conclusion she is definitely his cousin….I mean if I was on a lovely hot holiday, with him laying beside me on one of those day beds, few drinks, few tunes….there is absolutely no way I would be sat beside him giggling about tit on a phone! I would not be able to keep my hands, lips or tongue off of him. In fact if it was me I wouldn’t have made it out of the hotel room for the entire time…especially after not seeing him properly for best part of 6 weeks
Haha! I’m from Scotland and read this as you want to eat salted caramel M&M’s off his boaby!
I'm not from Scotland but I've watched far too much Still Game not to find it funnyHaha! I’m from Scotland and read this as you want to eat salted caramel M&M’s off his boaby!
He might like an M&M handy or blowjob.Haha! I’m from Scotland and read this as you want to eat salted caramel M&M’s off his boaby!
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