If anyone has any requests for the next chapter. Let me know.
Scotland FTWHaha! I’m from Scotland and read this as you want to eat salted caramel M&M’s off his boaby!
They’re both at a wedding, he is the best man, she is a bridesmaid. They sneak off during the reception, drink fuelled shag!If anyone has any requests for the next chapter. Let me know.
Unable to that one this time since it's an ongoing story and the characters are set.They’re both at a wedding, he is the best man, she is a bridesmaid. They sneak off during the reception, drink fuelled shag!
Oh ok, il keep thinkingUnable to that one this time since it's an ongoing story and the characters are set.
They’ll be hitting you up for babysitting and godmother duties when the multiple (unexpected) tattler babies are born.Everyone is strangely quiet.
I wont be responsible for any consequences as result of reckless reading of Jack fics.
Learn to control yourselves.
In 9 months I'll be emigrating to Australia then.They’ll be hitting you up for babysitting and godmother duties when the multiple (unexpected) tattler babies are born.
Yeah I'm here for the thirst.Y’know, I’m incredibly boring irl. Stuff is difficult and I don’t get out much. My kids have challenges which make it harder to socialise. Two abusive relationships on the trot (yes I’m going to therapy to break the pattern) have made me very anxious abd I find being around lots of people very hard sometimes. However I’m far from being pitiable. I’m lucky in lots of ways with a good life.
I like this thread it makes me laugh and I can express my inner s l u t and just be silly. (Anyone remember the Kath and Kim phrase - “I’m not a housewife, I’m a hornbag!”)
Yet to read the Wags thread you’d think we were all sending nudes/vids, waiting outside footballers houses, trolling gfs and planning nights of passion with JG with military style precision and hospital inpatient level delusions.
I feel a bit annoyed by the constant assertions we are all foolish, gullible stalkers. Of course we *would* shag him given different circumstances in a different life. But it’s not going to happen and that’s fine. I’m gonna still think about it a lot though. And I just like talking complete crap (often about shagging JG) and reading tea which may or may not be complete BS. I honestly don’t care so long as it’s entertaining and interesting.
Meh. I don’t get the hate I like it on here. It’s so funny.
Agreed on all counts.Y’know, I’m incredibly boring irl. Stuff is difficult and I don’t get out much. My kids have challenges which make it harder to socialise. Two abusive relationships on the trot (yes I’m going to therapy to break the pattern) have made me very anxious abd I find being around lots of people very hard sometimes. However I’m far from being pitiable. I’m lucky in lots of ways with a good life.
I like this thread it makes me laugh and I can express my inner s l u t and just be silly. (Anyone remember the Kath and Kim phrase - “I’m not a housewife, I’m a hornbag!”)
Yet to read the Wags thread you’d think we were all sending nudes/vids, waiting outside footballers houses, trolling gfs and planning nights of passion with JG with military style precision and hospital inpatient level delusions.
I feel a bit annoyed by the constant assertions we are all foolish, gullible stalkers. Of course we *would* shag him given different circumstances in a different life. But it’s not going to happen and that’s fine. I’m gonna still think about it a lot though. And I just like talking complete crap (often about shagging JG) and reading tea which may or may not be complete BS. I honestly don’t care so long as it’s entertaining and interesting.
Meh. I don’t get the hate I like it on here. It’s so funny.
I am HOWLING at thisThink this is true
.Y’know, I’m incredibly boring irl. Stuff is difficult and I don’t get out much. My kids have challenges which make it harder to socialise. Two abusive relationships on the trot (yes I’m going to therapy to break the pattern) have made me very anxious abd I find being around lots of people very hard sometimes. However I’m far from being pitiable. I’m lucky in lots of ways with a good life.
I like this thread it makes me laugh and I can express my inner s l u t and just be silly. (Anyone remember the Kath and Kim phrase - “I’m not a housewife, I’m a hornbag!”)
Yet to read the Wags thread you’d think we were all sending nudes/vids, waiting outside footballers houses, trolling gfs and planning nights of passion with JG with military style precision and hospital inpatient level delusions.
I feel a bit annoyed by the constant assertions we are all foolish, gullible stalkers. Of course we *would* shag him given different circumstances in a different life. But it’s not going to happen and that’s fine. I’m gonna still think about it a lot though. And I just like talking complete crap (often about shagging JG) and reading tea which may or may not be complete BS. I honestly don’t care so long as it’s entertaining and interesting.
Meh. I don’t get the hate I like it on here. It’s so funny.
I love that we are all thirsty, I love the escapism.Y’know, I’m incredibly boring irl. Stuff is difficult and I don’t get out much. My kids have challenges which make it harder to socialise. Two abusive relationships on the trot (yes I’m going to therapy to break the pattern) have made me very anxious abd I find being around lots of people very hard sometimes. However I’m far from being pitiable. I’m lucky in lots of ways with a good life.
I like this thread it makes me laugh and I can express my inner s l u t and just be silly. (Anyone remember the Kath and Kim phrase - “I’m not a housewife, I’m a hornbag!”)
Yet to read the Wags thread you’d think we were all sending nudes/vids, waiting outside footballers houses, trolling gfs and planning nights of passion with JG with military style precision and hospital inpatient level delusions.
I feel a bit annoyed by the constant assertions we are all foolish, gullible stalkers. Of course we *would* shag him given different circumstances in a different life. But it’s not going to happen and that’s fine. I’m gonna still think about it a lot though. And I just like talking complete crap (often about shagging JG) and reading tea which may or may not be complete BS. I honestly don’t care so long as it’s entertaining and interesting.
Meh. I don’t get the hate I like it on here. It’s so funny.
Because of that fiction like damn I know what I did last nightWow this thread was surprisingly tame last night
Y’know, I’m incredibly boring irl. Stuff is difficult and I don’t get out much. My kids have challenges which make it harder to socialise. Two abusive relationships on the trot (yes I’m going to therapy to break the pattern) have made me very anxious abd I find being around lots of people very hard sometimes. However I’m far from being pitiable. I’m lucky in lots of ways with a good life.
I like this thread it makes me laugh and I can express my inner s l u t and just be silly. (Anyone remember the Kath and Kim phrase - “I’m not a housewife, I’m a hornbag!”)
Yet to read the Wags thread you’d think we were all sending nudes/vids, waiting outside footballers houses, trolling gfs and planning nights of passion with JG with military style precision and hospital inpatient level delusions.
I feel a bit annoyed by the constant assertions we are all foolish, gullible stalkers. Of course we *would* shag him given different circumstances in a different life. But it’s not going to happen and that’s fine. I’m gonna still think about it a lot though. And I just like talking complete crap (often about shagging JG) and reading tea which may or may not be complete BS. I honestly don’t care so long as it’s entertaining and interesting.
Meh. I don’t get the hate I like it on here. It’s so funny.