Itsdaniellesjourney #8 Swipe up, help to pay for her now not forever home.

[Fineapple]

Guys, this talk is all so insensitive. Where’s she meant to conceive a child? HER BED IS IN RUINS.

 

[Busybeepea]

I would just like to report that I saw her in said local Aldi last night, .

I don’t want to say which isle I was behind her in (because she might read here and remember my face lol) but one point I was directly next to her , I was in shock at seeing her and Chesney was like seeing a celeb for me tbh av not been out much in lockdown so please forgive me lmao.

I’m 99% certain that Chesney let out a silent fart because I walked further up the aisle after them and there was the most horrendous smell, like someone had shit themselves and I was practically chewing on it. And I heard her say to him “you haven’t” .

I feel like he left it knowing I was a tattler, I feel fucking violated tbh.

 

[WatchingFromTheSidelines]

The dress came defo think she may be pregnant and just doesn’t want to say as she’s been so adamant she does not want children

Not again, please. I can’t cope with the pregnancy derailing again.

 

[ChubClubThug]

At this stage she may as well just bend over in front of the camera and ask her followers to just swipe a Mastercard down her arse crack

 

[JohannaCawffey]

Jesus wept...it's like Ebenzer Scrooge meets Usain Bolt

 

[fedupwithlies]

Am I the only peasant who uses her phone as an alarm clock?!

 

[JohannaCawffey]

I'm a bit late to the party but chuckling at her latest drama. That house and belongings are cursed.! So far, we've had:

"Shelf-gate" when her beloved new shelf couldn't go on the wall that she planned due to wiring behind it

"Sofa-gate" where the delivery of her expensive new sofa kept getting delayed.

"Chesney-gate" when hubby was so pissed that she was forced out of bed and had to sleep in the kitchen (Ches, you legend)

"Velux windows-gate" where her amazing velux windows which made her fall in love with the house in the first place, turned her beloved forever home into a greenhouse while she was isolating with 'Rona' (my personal favourite)

"Shower-gate" when her sister flooded the shower on the first use

"Delivery-gate" when Zoltan the courier fucked her over with the delivery of her ugly bedside tables (cheers Zoltan)

"Tent-gate" when one of her Asos smock dresses didn't arrive and she had to "recycle" an old one

"Dora-gate" when she trained Dora not to pee on the grass and now Dora has to have a dozen walks a day.

And now "Made-gate" where her super expensive bed has collapsed after a month. Hilarious.

I can't wait til next month when we have "wardeobe-gate" to look forward to (I THINK she's getting wardrobes fitted in September but she's hardly mentioned it)

 

[Karliz]

I laughed at the comment on Her puce coloured sweatshirt of dreams
You can get it £20 cheaper on the Adidas website
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Thick thighs, dead behind the eyes, everything she sees she buys.

 

[ChubClubThug]

You sound like a lovely person

I'm positively delightful! No worse than you trawling Tattle getting off on the bitchy comments

I suggest that you message her to tell her that people have noticed she's stacked on 4 stone and that she needs to get back on the skinny coffee pronto

 

[Snarkypants]

I just don’t buy that this is all she’s eating. Her feed has consisted of this kind of shite for ages and she has just gained and gained. I noticed she responded to a question about the air fryer saying it makes really crispy chips but these chips clearly don’t make it to the gram

EDIT BECAUSE OH MY GOD SHE DID NOT WEAR THIS OUTSIDE. Victorian ghost preparing to do a 5k.

When you gotta milk the cow at 8 and run a charity 10k at 12

 

[maisie12]

Women can not drink and have swollen fingers for other reasons than pregnancy, ffs.

 

[Fineapple]

Pissing myself at the bed. Do we think her and Chesney broke it while having unblinking, Victorian, ginger sex?

 

[Ronnie Pickering]

Wonder how long those crumpets were in the slow cooker for?

 

[Hello Kitty]

Exclusive photo of our fashionista Dani wearing her new H&M order

 

[ChubClubThug]

Wonky peg leg to go with her pirate inspired bed side chests full of treasure AHHH HAAARR SWIPE UP ME HEARTIES

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

Every pic they post "living it up in manchester" I keep thinking about the bed home all alone, on it's side with it's leg hanging off in mid aid.

 

[Hereforthehottea]

‘Just feels never ending’ …
Same for us watching your stories hun, same.

 

[Hereforthehottea]

and do they not have bed shops where she lives?!

 

[Jane Porcupine]

Her hair looks more and more like Dora's ears.

 

[Hereforthehottea]

Looking lovely hun.