NooooooooDry and claggy, looks delicious Dan
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Treated herself to a bath before her long day yet has no plans for the next two days… Dani
have a lie in love, might make you more cheerful.
have a lie in love, might make you more cheerful.
She can't now she has to walk the dog at the crack of dawn seeing as she's trained the poor thing not to wee in the garden
Snap like the fucken bed leg
Makes a change from her making it with bloody quarkI know the rest of her food is dry but this is actually so much more of an authentic carbonara compared to some I see covered in white creamy sauce
Too soon #rip
Thought putting her phone on the other side of the room worked? Yet another swipe up, what was wrong with the one she had last year? Oh ok it was basic, just like you then.
Just had a quick look, £200 for an alarm clock! 200 bleeping quid! She’s the most materialistic twit on the planet!
The amount of stuff she must send to landfill makes me so sad 
She's a bleep.... Carry on
*for a second time
New alarm clock but also an aff link for the other one hahahahah no shame from Fannyell
£200 for a light ti switch on....I have a timer socket on my bed side lamp £5.99 from B&Q and it does the same thing, wakes me up!
She really does need to give her head a wobble!
She really does need to give her head a wobble!
If she really wanted one you can get them for about £15 on Amazon, but no had to spend £200.
Her bed would have woke her up when the other leg snapped 
Am I the only peasant who uses her phone as an alarm clock?!
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