Harry & Meghan #57 Slimy Smeg slithers out scott free again

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Well, the cat is finally out of the bag. I mean, this pregnancy has been (pretty accurately) called for months. Meghan disappearing (I am sure we will get a story about spotting or extremely bad nausea soon), the round face, no sightings below the shouldersHarry’s sudden mood change....
I think she might be along further than 4 months. While many recommend to wait one cycle after a miscarriage (I have only ever heard a longer recommendation when there were bigger complications involved- which wasn’t the point if you believe her story) many start trying again ASAP and it’s completely normal to conceive in the first cycle. It’s also completely normal to take a bit longer. Her bump is quite defined already. She got very big at the the last time, so it was to be expected that she would be showing pretty early on. I say this is a early to mid five month bump with the baby being due in July (but she could very well be six almost seven months already- I just think she would look bigger if so). The news about Harry coming alone with the weak excuse for Meghan confirms it for me. I guess he will be a no show as well because she either goes over term (somebody I expect a planned c-section though) or because the baby has just come. On the other hand, playing dress up Prince could exactly what he would do instead of caring for his son and the new baby and mother. I have to admit whatever he would do in such a situation it will look bad. (Coming from a society where parental leave after birth for at least 8 weeks is the norm nowadays- many take 12 or even longer. And that means staying with your family not having lots of free time to meet friends or enjoy hobbies.)
I wouldn’t be surprised if the new babe is a girl. IVF is a theory for Archie I actually could believe. If you also believe in some sort of health problem with him, IVF might be logical (depending on the root cause).
It will be interesting if she opts for disappearing for the whole pregnancy or at least after 8 months. She was clearly unhappy with how her body looked the first time but had to fulfill engagements (per their stupid power horse narrative they chose for her). Same for afterwards. We might not see too much, and we might not hear too much (because let’s face it- if she doesn’t starts something nothing gets started). Sounds good do me.

@NutMegandCinnamong looks like the surface of a belly band or one of those high waisted shape wear slips for pregnant women. To press it in form. Laying back it would normally look flatter and wide- if she isn’t six months along already (she could have very well conceived again at the end of July).
I remember that @bbb333 posted here last November (just before it was reported in the news), that Meghan had had a miscarriage and now was pregnant again. So, I would say that she is about six months pregnant now.
I felt bad for that poster because some people mocked their post but they've been proven to be correct.
 
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the swiss and german papers are vomitinducingly full off scaly feet ,moonbumps and cunts.Over here they are still of mindset Diana was “murdered”and the news has that kind of slant.
sorry for my bad grammer it’s gone to pot because of them.
i wish they would just crawl into a corner and die.
What a vile comment to make.


H&M fine make an announcement but I don't understand the "remote" photo? Why didn't Doria do it, then again her Photoshop play around at Christmas was a disaster!
But more importantly why a photo - it's a naff celeb thing to do ( like those gender reveal balloons/cakes too).
Why not just simple classy statement?
 
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All those suggesting baby names, don't forget it will need to be something they can launch another woke stunt charity (i.e. pretend charity, or the full blatant tax wheeze "foundation"); or a new content-less media empire off the back of. It also has to be something easy to spell, for Harry's benefit.

I wonder why she doesn't just go the adoption route like Madonna and Jolie decades ahead of her, would be much easier and surely tons more woke points for not overpopulating the planet. But I suppose an adoption would definitely not get any place in the succession so simply wouldn't tick their boxes.
 
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The moonbump looks about 6 months to me.
Smeggy has had this all planned out. She will be pregnant when the Queen takes away the patronages and military titles feeding in to the sugar nuts screaming about a 'poor pregnant woman' being attacked by the cruel racist royal family. The stans will be outraged whatever happens. Thus Smegg can claim the victimhood prize again 🙄

Hazno won't be able to come back in the Summer for any length of time (if at all) as she will be due to give birth or the dolly will be fedexed at that time. A long weekend is all he'll get (if he's lucky). Personally I doubt if the narcissistic controller will even let him come for a few days.

The royal family must utterly detest her. She's determined to win against them at all costs and Harry will probably never see his grandparents alive again.
 
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I remember that @bbb333 posted here last November (just before it was reported in the news), that Meghan had had a miscarriage and now was pregnant again. So, I would say that she is about six months pregnant now.
I felt bad for that poster because some people mocked their post but they've been proven to be correct.
Yes, but I think the issue was more that the person dropped a bombshell and run and then got very cross when people were trying to dissect the info...plus most of us have got a problem believing M is actually carrying the babe. I do appreciate they are not going to tell us who they are, obviously, but just a tiny bit more info would have helped not being eaten alive 🤣 I wish they came back with anything else they might know... But you are absolutely right about the timing!
 
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It may have been covered here already because its such a fast moving thread 😂 can anyone tell me what's happened to the best friend Jessica? Was she well and truly dumped?
Only for a short while. My guess is that Smeggy distanced herself publicly due to the racism accusation but I think that behind the scenes they are still in touch. Smeggy has to keep Jessica on side because she knows her secrets and they were ripping Charles off over Smeggy's clothes allowance when she was in the UK. It would be dangerous for Smeggy to totally dump Jessica although she's implicated in their stealing scam as well.
 
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Here is the pap shot taken late last year that I increased the exposure on.View attachment 437198

This was published in December. Compare the bump here to the one in the new pic. She would have been three months in Dec I think. Looks way bigger than that.
Oh look Harry is wearing the same outfit as the new fake Notting Hill Pose
Why was she wearing a Wooly hat, thick coat and boots while Harry was in a shirt
And where’s her reflection in the glass door behind
Oh yeah she’s a money grabbing blood sucking vampire 🦇
 
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I remember that @bbb333 posted here last November (just before it was reported in the news), that Meghan had had a miscarriage and now was pregnant again. So, I would say that she is about six months pregnant now.
I felt bad for that poster because some people mocked their post but they've been proven to be correct.
It wasn't the information, it was the way they posted so arrogantly and then wouldn't respond to questions that pissed everyone off.
 
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The ultimate goal would be a girl, born on July 1st - Diana's 60th birthday. Called Diana Meghan Elizabeth Diana Frances Doria Midas Diana Beautiful Woke Diana Powerful Feminist Diana Spencer Markle Mountbatten-Windsor.

Multiple 'Dianas' to emphasise their 'ownership' of her.
 
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The ultimate goal would be a girl, born on July 1st - Diana's 60th birthday. Called Diana Meghan Elizabeth Diana Frances Doria Midas Diana Beautiful Woke Diana Powerful Feminist Diana Spencer Markle Mountbatten-Windsor.

Multiple 'Dianas' to emphasise their 'ownership' of her.
It should be Markle at the end though 😁
 
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What's going on with her face in that photo. Looks like the fillers remain upright instead of normal facial movement
 
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Why not just simple classy statement?
Because they are completely lacking in any class whatsoever. Meagain stage manages every aspect of their lives and this gave her another opportunity to steal attention away from another royal and make it all about her. She knows a photo will garner more attention, comments and speculation which she so obviously thrives on.
 
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Couple of things about that photo:

1. Her norks don't correlate with the size of her bump - when I was 5/6 months pregnant I had a cleavage you could park a bus in!

2. What's going on with the seam of her dress and along her back - it looks like when you are having a wedding dress fitted and they pin you into it!
 
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They remind me of all those no-mark reality TV 'stars' who live their whole lives on the 'gram. Lauren Goodger, for example...
 
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