Harry & Meghan #350 If I can fake it there, I'll fake it anywhere....

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The difference here was Mr SummerChild served his Queen and Country for 20 years as a member of the armed forces and I thank him for his service. Hairy, however, his military career was bought and paid for, faked and imagined, to continue the legacy of the male line who did actually serve, Earl Mountbatten, Prince Philip, The King, The POW, even Prince Andrew did real military service. Hairys was simply a PR exercise to up his ratings. At least the DOE had the balls to say No, the marines is not for me, for which he was vilified and laughed at by the press of the day. The only soldier Hairy can be compared with is the the kind you dip in a soft boiled egg.
Exactly and he really is toast now !😂
 
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I watched the Anna Nicole Smith documentary on netflix last night
Interesting insight into L.A and the paps.
She threw her mum under the bus, told a story of a terrible abusive childhood. It was untrue.
Her mum reports that she asked Anna why she said such horrible things. Her reply was

It makes more money
A sign of things to come from smegs only she will use both Harold and her father. :sick:
 
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"Angela Kelly 'is made to sign gagging order': Late Queen's dresser and confidante is banned from sharing Royal secrets by King Charles in exchange for a new grace-and-favour home in the North, sources say - after she was forced out of the Windsor estate
  • It is understood that a Palace aide has presented Angela Kelly with an NDA
  • This would make it difficult to share Royal secrets for future earnings
  • Ms Kelly has already published two books about her previous Royal role"
    KC says he's protecting his mother's legacy but AK's first two books were respectful and in no way hurt the Monarchy, written with HM's permission and permission for the third book. KC's not worried about Angela writing about corgis and hats, he's worried because Angela knows it all - Bolland, Fawcett, Camilla, Sheikhs, Harry, KC's friendships with vile people, Harry's possible violence.
Understandably KC wants her gone, and though it might be standard for NDAs to be signed it doesn't look good. Maybe the report of the gagging order wasn't supposed to come out? He won't be pleased with this PR and I wondered if it was a kick-back against the press being made to look clumsy earlier. Anyway, he wants her gone and gone she will be.
I’ve been a bit confused over the fuss re AK. QEII obviously loved her but she apparently didn’t make friends with many others on staff or in the family. It seemed rather weird that the Queen gave her such carte blanche permission to write the books but I’ll be honest, when my granny and grandad died, I’d have hated the thought of their long time carer lady publishing a posthumous book about them. It’s just odd. I’m quite sure that AK knows all the secrets but I completely understand the RF not wanting anything else written by her and Philip now. And as for the house, QEII obviously promised a home for life but I see no reason why people are saying she should have been left living inside a royal enclave. No other jobs come with perks after you’ve retired so she’s damn lucky I think. To me, she seems to be attempting to create drama out of this and I think she should count herself lucky and go enjoy her new home. Plenty would give anything to have what she’s been given just for doing her job, and a rather nice, privileged job at that.
They want completely different things from the media. One wants attention the other doesn’t. I have no doubt that Harry suffers some form of PTSD or other MH issue and that Wednesday was a very triggering experience for him. But then WHY would his allegedly supportive and adoring wife deliberately place him in a situation where he could be triggered?
I’m not sure I believe he does have PTSD about paps, etc. I think he’d given himself drug induced generalised paranoia by his late teens but whatever he says, I’ve never seen him look uncomfortable in public and around cameras. In fact he usually looks like he’s relishing the attention. I don’t think he’s a good enough actor to fake that. I’m sure he hates the media generally because they’re a handy thing to shirk all responsibility and consequences. He can blame them for his woes and have a handy get out of jail free card for his many many duck ups. But he’s wanted William’s limelight all his life. He craves the spotlight. He smirked all through his many interviews. He was loving his arrivals at court, award ceremony, corrie etc. I think people too often put all the blame on Nutmeg but I think he’s every bit as much of a snake and responsible for their lying, grifting and attention seeking.
 
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The magnimous thing for Charles to do would be to say: When and if you can't afford to pay for your own security I'll chip in from my own personal fortune. Or indeed, if he wants to, Charles could pay for it all out of his own purse. I don't know how it works exactly, but the thought of British tax-payer money funding Hazno's security is bleeping outrageous and would only help swiften the demise of TRF. But of course, that's want bitter bastard manchild Hazno wants isn't it ... to destroy The Royal Family and his brother. He really is an odious bleep.
His jealousy of William is really OTT. It's as though he's thinking, if I can't have the Crown then I'm going to make sure you don't either. The gruesomes have done damage to the RF and I don't see them stopping any time soon.

I hope with all the shenanigans coming out and people beginning to see them as they really are, hateful, spiteful, manipulative, support for the RF will rebound.
 
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Someone else may have already said it was Charlotte sleeping.
I think Smeg took the photo when she visited H before they were married.

In the Nutflux docuseries they had filmed the Wales family photos. Not sure if H had keys for KP.
I read previously it was Charlotte sleeping
 
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The most magnanimous thing that Charles should say is duck off you ginger,whining imbecile and take that scabby oddbit old harpy with you.
I love “scabby oddbit harpy”. It’s brilliant summing up. Keep up the good work, fellow Nana.
 
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Quite right. They should've been held to account after the OW lies. And now the fake chase. They should pay for all the cops time wasted on these 2 shysters..infact, isn't it a crime to waste police time

I think Smeg set him up for this, encourage the paranoia 🤯
I'm sure there is a blind I will find it 🤔
 
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Just like when the credits rolled in the OW interview and they were seen smirking and giggling, I bet she and Doris were laughing after the "car chase".

She's truly unhinged
 
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ahhh…the plot thickens. We see the proposed storyline.

First scene, confrontation between Bodyguards and Paps. Then evil Paps pursue and endanger our precious victim-martyrs out of spite.
Next, Gayle interviews the pitiful couple. Diana, Diana. Meg is Diana. We need SOMEBODY to pay to protect us better. UK taxpayer…US taxpayer…please sacrifice to keep our important one-hour-a-week work going.
They’ll probably claim it was the spirit of the Sainted Diana, who watches over them at all times and facilitates conception, that saved them from the evil paps. ‘Twas the Sainted Diana who alerted NYPD to their needs (bit like the Bat Signal) and escorted them safely home🤮
 
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Harry & Meghan # 351

Please, no more stunts
From the Montecito Crunts
 
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I wonder how devastatingly irrelevant and irresponsible they felt when the 2 police cars behind them went in opposite direction of their taxi after holding up those cars for a good few mins. Disgusting
 
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Someone else may have already said it was Charlotte sleeping.
I think Smeg took the photo when she visited H before they were married.

In the Nutflux docuseries they had filmed the Wales family photos. Not sure if H had keys for KP.
It was Chris Allerton, don't know if there was another occasion with Charlotte you mention but it rings a bell. Didn't a nanny stop her filming?

2nd December 2022
Daily Telegraph
"The Duke and Duchess of Sussex have been accused of taking a private photographer into Buckingham Palace without permission during their farewell tour in Britain, after a behind-the-scenes image was broadcast to millions in their new Netflix trailer.

The one-minute-long advert for the Duke and Duchess’s new documentary shows a series of black-and-white photographs, taken at Frogmore Cottage, their wedding evening reception, and on holidays.

One picture appears to have been taken inside Buckingham Palace, showing them walking out of the garden entrance.

By convention, anyone wishing to film or shoot in the Queen’s home required permission, with “strict protocol” surrounding imagery in what is considered private quarters.

The Telegraph understands that the presence of the photographer was the subject of a written palace complaint at the time, as aides noted that the couple had not asked permission to shoot inside the Queen’s home."


He's the one who mocked up the shawl photo with Snakebite, the christening, and the cropped Clarence House photo with PC in black & white. DT says there may be more photos to come. Maybe being held back? How on earth did they get in there and take photos without permission?
 
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This is from a poster on twitter do any tattlers think could be possibly
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How did Harkles know Backgrid was the source of the pics taken during the “car chase”?
The timeline Wednesday morning was as follows, I was on Twitter the entire time watching the news.
There were approx 3 hours between the first report of them using the taxi and the release of their statement about the car chase.
At approx 0600 my time, news published pics of them using a taxi. I saved the pics. There was even an article on DM that stated “it was thought they left in a black SUV, but in fact they took a cab.” The pics of them in the cab had the source listed as “Backgrid.” See pic below.
Twitter was speculating why the news was reporting they got into a taxi when there was video of them leaving in their black SUV security convoy. Twitter was dragging them for being broke and using the SUV for their pap photos. Then suddenly DM and others took their articles down.
At approx 0915 my time, the news began reporting the car chase as per the Harkles’ statement. They had 3 hours to notice the taxi pics and get their story out. Rumor has it their staff was up all night waiting to see what was being reported and when.
So, they either knew it was BG because they had hired them OR when the taxi story broke, they saw the source listed on the pics and then had 3 hours to concoct their statement
 
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So which company will resign their Harkle contract first? - the security company or WME? Both are now Markled
 
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They’ll probably claim it was the spirit of the Sainted Diana, who watches over them at all times and facilitates conception, that saved them from the evil paps. ‘Twas the Sainted Diana who alerted NYPD to their needs (bit like the Bat Signal) and escorted them safely home🤮
I‘ve a hinky feeling there’s going to be a Fox in there somewhere ….

”Avoid Lexington, Harry. It‘s a ‘mare at this time of night “ …..it said with it‘s Eyes 👀
 
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So, started listening to (and finished!) a podcast about a British girl back in 2014-15, named Megan, who started a not-for-profit called “Believe In Magic.” I highly recommend it because wow!! I won’t give a clue as to what it’s about, but it was excellent!!!!
 
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Yes of course, not many of us Tattlers believed the lies about them being given huge advances for their garbage.

In all liklihood they are heading for bankruptcy unless they change their spending habits and live within their means. There won't be any money left for Smegz to fleece off Harry when she finally divorces him 🤣
Whatever he's saved from being stingy with previous girls she's more than spent.
 
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I’ve been a bit confused over the fuss re AK. QEII obviously loved her but she apparently didn’t make friends with many others on staff or in the family.
now that you say it, i'm intrigued whether the bullying report might have held some uncomfortable facts about AK, hence the Queen's choice of not releasing it. i'm very new to the royal watching as you know, and as i'm expanding from the main duo and the big players, i have found stories, comments and tidbits that don't paint AK very nicely, some even going as far as to call her a raging c word. we all assume other royals are as bad a bully as Smeh, but maybe there's also some long standing courtiers in that report. just a thought.
 
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