Harry & Meghan #350 If I can fake it there, I'll fake it anywhere....

[Ndrangheta]

I am so looking forward to the divorce.

I admit, it's going to be one of the greatest days of my life. I CANNOT WAIT. I want it ALL. I want full-on Jerry Springer style lie-detector tests, street-fights between Harry, Doria, and Meghan. I want domestic violence allegations, I want multiple affair allegations, I want drug taking and dealing allegations. I want a Jonnie Cochran style divorce attourney for Meg and riots in the streets of Compton with burning effigies of Hazno hanging from lamp-posts. I want the testimony of the rescue chickens, Oprah and her beard on the stand. I want tears and tantrums. I want the whole thing to make Heard vs Depp seem like a gentile tea party. Cuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnttttttttttttttttttssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Shushex]

Thanks to @jonathanlynch for the brilliant title

A very happy 5 years and 3 days wedding anniversary to the Dork and Dutchess of Hazzard!

More debunking and challenging of their lies re the "near catastrophe".
Hazno's lawyers demanded the footage from BackGrid, their legal team schooled him in the American First Amendment.
Whoopi Goldberg called their story out.
CNN had the Mayor on a panel and they mocked the duo.
Dirty Chris Sanchez, the bodyguard and alleged lover of kween of Hertz, doubled down on his claims that they were chased by a battalion of paps in fighter jets.
GMB interviewed one of the paps, he claims it was the securidy team that was acting all erratic, going in the wrong direction in a one way street and blocking traffic.
The Telegraph published an article about Sparry spending many a night alone either at a local hotel in Monteshitshow, or the San Vicente Bungalows in LA.
Todger Smollett is appalled that neither his King Daddy nor Big Bro released any official statements about the near car chase.
We suggested gift choices for their wood anniversary and speculated who might be behind the hare-brained catastrophic scheme.

Old thread:

Harry & Meghan #349 A Near Catastrophic Attempt To Seek Attention

Thanks to @Mancunian for the winning title! We have the following coming out to debunk the sordid allegations of this delusional triumvirate: Mayor of NY: claimed that a high speed 2 hours chase in NY is highly unlikely, even a short 10 minutes chase is close to impossible in the Midtown area...

tattle.life

If i missed anything, please add to the recap

 

[LadyMuck]

 

[Piglet&Pooh]

Wow, was just typing the same thing- what did Diana do next?
Andrew Moreton book and interviews, but the problem she’s got, is where as Diana was the “people’s princess”, everyone fucking hates her.
Despite the cries of “she our black queen”, she’s done nothing - no hugging of aids sufferers, no walking through fields of land mines, no cradling of starving African babies, and all the tactile and empathetic visits Diana did do, yes, she wasn’t a saint, but she got out there and did an awful lot of good
She’ll just fucking moan again about how badly she was treated, and to be honest, she fucking deserves all the hate she gets, absolute horror

Meagain never wanted to actually have to touch poor or sick people. She thought being in the RF would be like Hollywood A-list (red carpets, premiers, galas, fake air kisses, 5* accomodation and staged photo opps) but with ballgowns, jewels and tiaras as well. She never thought she would be at community centres in Wigan on a wet day in November! In fact when she was sent to represent the Queen and meet really poor people in South Africa she diverted attention to herself and whined that no one asked how she was feeling

 

[Missy Yoda]

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[Verfugbar]

Yet another new thread, thanks once again to @Shushex and well done @jonathanlynch for a title not worth competing with.
As promised to @Shemakesmemad in the last thread

Harry & Meghan #351 If you can‘t polish a turd, you can wrap it in gold.

With thanks to @SlavaUkraini for gold not glitter.

 

[Pom Bear]

New thread and title I've now got to the part a couple of threads back on the car chase lol, so I leave tonight's Pom pic here and carry on catching up x...

 

[Spring2020]

on this glorious 5 years (and 3 days) anniversary of the spectacle, how pear-shaped were you expecting it to go?

i'll come out as a... not sugar, more like indifferent, oscillating towards "good for her!"
my sister and her husband were appalled by TW marrying into the RF, i remember they showed me the porn videos and i defended her on the grounds of deep fake, and so what if she's a porn actress? if she makes him happy.
i was uninterested in megxit, but then suddenly there was an influx of sugary stories about her hair and skin routines. while people were worrying about their next salaries. talk about tone deaf.
then Oprah happened, and i was like, wow, Diana much?
and then came Uvalde. and they turned from mild annoyances to absolute despicable.

The moment I saw her strutting around in that "husband" shirt she was merching at the invictus, grinning shamelessly for the cameras, making it all about her and the endless PR + her desperate leaking of the relationship to the press at every opportunity while faking being hounded by press... I knew she was trouble. Oh and the not so subtle insta pics of spooning bananas and Harold's Vegas hat. Endless PR about how insanely smart she is, how she's the best thing since sliced bread while suddenly all these negative stories about the Cambridges are appearing on People, Page 6 etc. Constantly trying to break protocol etc etc
... all the while Henry was trying to keep their relationship a secret

Then the engagement video sealed it. Every box ticked. Narcissist with an agenda

 

[Hannahebee]

In regards to Harry and Meghan I wonder if the press are going to start releasing things that they have been sitting on, for example the article about Harry staying in a hotel seems to have come completely out of the blue even though we on here suspected that they have been living separately for awhile.

 

[Verfugbar]

Did this already get posted? I think P6 has mainly taken from the NYT article posted earlier, but with some added bits.

Security not going to let themselves be thrown under the bus?

Meghan Markle, Prince Harry personally decided to parade past photographers before ‘chase’

Harry and Meghan’s personal decision was despite their security being led by former Obama Secret Service agent Chris Sanchez, the “king of back exits.”

pagesix.com

She’s allegedly having an affair with the “king of back exits”?

Well roast me a chicken, it writes itself doesn’t it?

 

[Spring2020]

Harry & Meghan #351 The 5 year romance is over! Backgrid want a divorce!

 

[Endora]

Reading over these threads I can't help but think Duchess Smollett must be seething. She gets a *cough* prestigious award in New York City and wears a fancy schmancy outfit for all the photographs but makes one tiny little miscalculation and all of a sudden everyone is pointing at her and laughing. Oh the humiliation.

 

[MoodyBlue]

Harry & Meghan #351 They are an accident waiting for a place to happen.

 

[moldwarp]

In regards to Harry and Meghan I wonder if the press are going to start releasing things that they have been sitting on, for example the article about Harry staying in a hotel seems to have come completely out of the blue even though we on here suspected that they have been living separately for awhile.

I really do think Harry is having second thoughts. He gave up his life, his job, his interests and all his family and mates to go and play woke hippy in Cali with Meg. And the woke hippy persona does not suit him at all. You can tell he’s uncomfortable with it.

At this point the only things keeping him there are the kids and the fact that he’s burned so many bridges that it would be incredibly difficult for him to admit he made a mistake.

 

[coconochanel]

So the British PM saying their security isn't really his problem and backgrid refusing to handover the picture

 

[DanDanTheIceCreamMan]

recap:

 

[SweetSummerChild]

That's how I knew that she was trouble. She gazed at him like that at the announcement of the engagement, a woman fast approaching 40 acting like a 14 year old

This. This photo. This is the moment I knew it was going to be a shitshow.

 

[Anna2020]

 

[DanDanTheIceCreamMan]

How bad is it that the paps are more trustworthy than the papped...

I definitely believe their version of events, dying for cctv though...

 

[moldwarp]

Although Harry is infamous for being really, really mean with money - it was reported that Cressida broke up with him because he expected her to pay £650 ($1180)- a cost she could barely afford - for her own flights to attend his mate's wedding as his +1.

Row over pounds: air fare cost Prince Harry his girl

Prince Harry and Cressida Bonas ended their relationship ''suddenly'' after a heated argument on Sunday prompted by money.

www.smh.com.au

Not only mean but greedy too. This is the guy that whined to Oprah about “only” having the £35m that his mum left him. Despite £35m being a sum that the vast majority of us will never see in our lifetimes, and said interview taking place during covid when loads of people were losing their income.