Harry & Meghan #348 The Quean of People's Hertz

[Angelesque]

So that was it. Their big media attention grab after the coronation. All that planning and scheming only for it to backfire spectacularly

It’s just so low rent, isn’t it.

 

[Shushex]

Do we think she has realised that she had one shot at the Diana crash recreation, and she has absolutely fucked it.

I thought she might try to do it in Paris, properly, but it’s like she panicked and tried to manifest a car chase and has been found out almost immediately. She won’t get to pretend to have another one of these car chases without even more ridicule… god knows what she will try next

my bet is coming out about suffering from bulimia.

 

[YeltsinsTank]

Scobie is still reeling that this photo of him looking rougher than a badgers arse after a curry and a jäger bomb, is circulating all over the internet.
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He’d better use the pocket money Meghan gives him to see the Mortuary make up artist and get freshened up.

He looks like a 45 year old woman on her way to pick up her very, very naughty child from school.

I've been off of here because I've been working on stuff that has nothing to do with H&M. Saw this going down, had to check in and the thread did not disappoint!

 

[Anneofgreengables]

Once upon a time.

1. Meghan is getting an award. Paid for or not she is getting an award.
2. She dials a pap (BackGrid) and tips them off that they'll be going to dinner after she gets her award. Just follow the convoy.
3. The paps follow them and perhaps try and get ahead of the SUVs in order to get into position to get a good shot. One of the SUVs, not in on the idea paps are collaborating with Meghan, does its job and squares off with the pap vehicle(s) causing traffic chaos.
4. The Sussexes decide that they are being followed/harrassed and make a decision to exploit their pap call and record this CHASE because they are so thirsty for content.
5. They switch to a taxi because of this ordeal, the narrative becomes they were worried about paps knowing their destination and the optics of the VIPs in a humble cab reserved for plebs makes for a good contrast. Backgrid get pics of this.
6. The following day Meghan is ridiculed as The Queen of Peoples Hertz. No mainstream news covers her award to her narcissistic chagrin.
7. Meghan decides to use their CHASE content early so as to deflect.
8. Gets flying monkey Scobie to make a dramatic statement about a two hour chase which was nearly catastrophic.
9. Mainstream media latch onto the Diana/Pap/Chase angle and cover the story. Meghans award is mentioned as part of the coverage.
10. Harry, with a case about to be thrown out, swallows his pride and goes with this being the closest he felt to what Mummy must have gone through. It is quite difficult to get up to 65mph in New York traffic but whatever as he hopes the pulling at the heart strings might serve as a hail mary pass in salvaging getting paid for security but, surmising this is a lost cause, with his life at such risk it might get his family to finally make contact and his dad to stump up the money for son who was born into the risk.
11. Everyone involved with varying degrees of politeness calls complete bullshit on their attention seeking dramatics.

The End.

I love true stories at bedtime so thank you for this Jon

 

[LadyMuck]

 

[wearedoomed]

More bullshit from the gruesome twosome, it’s just embarrassing now.

 

[LadyMuck]

 

[DanDanTheIceCreamMan]

I'd just like to say.... all these thread titles are glorious!

In the words of young Mr Grace, you're all doing very well

 

[lollipop_panda]

The taxi driver has spoken. Basically, they’re bleeping liars

I have missed a lot but my question is why are they in a taxi?! They arrived in a convoy, nothing screams ‘look at me more’ than’s leaving in a taxi that doesn’t have tinted windows. It’s all so transparent and grubby.

 

[CELESTE CROCKETT]

Nana Akua coming up
Shes usually straight on the nose

 

[Shemakesmemad]

Backgrid getting in on the action

I nailed it again! Smeg didn’t pay Backgrids retainer! God I’m on fire. We just need a statement from the binmen now

 

[LadyMuck]

Harry and Meghan #349
The Fast and the Spurious

 

[Anneofgreengables]

This!!!! That's their last card played!

No there’s still the Lindbergh baby scenario involving one or both of the flat packs to come oooh can’t wait to see the ‘missing’ posters. Wonder which version of doll they use and whos kid they borrow for that conundrum.

 

[Kezzle1]

I am not sure which has been my favourite day yet, the day the excerpts from Spare Leaked, the day after South Park, the day The Cut interview came out or today.

 

[ChaoticArtist]

"Weaving through rush hour traffic, I glanced back to observe a dozen cars in hot pursuit, flying through the air"
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Some day, I'll send him DVDs of Rohit Shetty movies. He can get those spliced in.


These are properly-scripted car chases:



And this one even has a bus:

 

[Evangelina]

i believe that is Diana papped in flagrante while leaking to Richard Kay, her Omid Scoobie. not sure whether she was the one who leaked to the paps where to come and catch her leaking, but i don't put it past her. why didn't the woman work in PR. seriously, she was an ace!

Ken Lennox, Nils Graham...and Arnold, some of the best paparazzi back then actually employed by the media:

Yep, poor thing.

 

[wearedoomed]

Four words: No one f**king cares!
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Good! duck ‘em and duck that Tupperware faced bleep too.

 

[Heartcurrent]

Backgrid releasing that info makes me feel like Meghan or her PR had asked Backgrid for the paps to catch the exit & Harry got scared & it’s backfired.
I can’t believe they published that statement so quickly disproving the claims. To call it near-catastrophic is mind blowing.

 

[TheSheep]

bleeping hell!
This is comedy gold!

if they make up a story like this, I absolutely believe that they would pretend and lie that they have two children together.

 

[LadyMuck]

Megyn Kelly