Can’t wait to hear about this in smegs biography:
After collecting my award for being the most humble, amazing, first ever princess/humanitarian, the weather turned and I sensed in my left bunion danger was on the way. 6 SUVs like out of a Tom Cruise film appeared out of nowhere, chasing me and my beloved H & mom. Could this be real I said aloud in the hertz rental?
At this time when I thought my life may end, I thought of my invisible children and decided today is not the day I leave this earth. I leapt into action and single handedly fought each big burly man off whilst H wept into my mums arms like the inept man he is.
If I can survive this anyone can. I just want to inspire the world and live a quiet life ok?