i want to log off but scared there will be another dozen threads in the morning
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Once upon a time.
1. Meghan is getting an award. Paid for or not she is getting an award.
2. She dials a pap (BackGrid) and tips them off that they'll be going to dinner after she gets her award. Just follow the convoy.
3. The paps follow them and perhaps try and get ahead of the SUVs in order to get into position to get a good shot.
4. The Sussexes decide that they are being followed/harrassed and make a decision to exploit their pap call and record this CHASE because they are so thirsty for content.
5. They switch to a taxi because of this ordeal, the narrative becomes they were worried about paps knowing their destination and the optics of the VIPs in a humble cab reserved for plebs makes for a good contrast. Backgrid get pics of this.
6. The following day Meghan is ridiculed as The Queen of Hertz. No mainstream news covers her award.
7. Meghan decides to use their CHASE content early so as to deflect.
8. Gets flying monkey Scobie to make a dramatic statement about a two hour chase which was nearly catastrophic.
9. Mainstream media latch onto the Diana/Pap/Chase angle and cover the story. Meghans award is mentioned as part of the coverage.
10. Harry, with a case about to be thrown out, swallows his pride and goes with this being the closest he felt to what Mummy must have gone through. Hopes the pulling at the heart strings might serve as a hail mary pass in salvaging getting paid for security.
11. Everyone involved with varying degrees of politeness calls bullshit on their attention seeking dramatics.
The End.
Can’t believe that he’s actually comparing last nights non event to a car chase that killed his mother. Actual insanity
Setting the hounds on the royals right after picking up an award for being oh so kind. So transparent megsyFour words: No one f**king cares!
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Sure looks that way!Has the Backgrid relationship been Markled??? Haha
Scobie is still reeling that this photo of him looking rougher than a badgers arse after a curry and a jäger bomb, is circulating all over the internet.Four words: No one f**king cares!
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Driver's Punjabi? Let her try to discredit him like she usually does. Has no idea how strong the Punjabi/Sikh community is.
Maybe they'll magically turn out to be British (or English? Which would be the right term here?)Blamed the UK press for harassment now blaming the US paps for a fake near car carshthey do know how to make friends
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Read as: "The Gruesomes should plan fake chases and their stories better, and the media should do a better job of exposing them."The foundation added: "Everyone, especially the media, must do better."
Haha backtracking!Four words: No one f**king cares!
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