Why the duck aren't they wearing seatbelts??
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I think that he needs to look closer to the back seat of the taxi.
She's been fact-checked by
Queen Elizabeth
The AoC
The NYPD
The Mayor of NY
Her Taxi driver
And her soulmate Backgrid
Recollections may vary dear
Queen Elizabeth
The AoC
The NYPD
The Mayor of NY
Her Taxi driver
And her soulmate Backgrid
Recollections may vary dear
The universe really isn't on their side, is it? 
They tried royal life & fucked it up, they tried "private" life & fucked it up, they tried "A-list celeb" life & fucked it up, they tried "Z-list celeb and merching his dead mum" life & fucked it up...Time to call it a day lads, eh? 
They tried royal life & fucked it up, they tried "private" life & fucked it up, they tried "A-list celeb" life & fucked it up, they tried "Z-list celeb and merching his dead mum" life & fucked it up...Time to call it a day lads, eh? 
Yep, he does, Backgrid is her go to.
Everyone is onto these lying cunts and I'm here for it
Not any more!!
i believe that is Diana papped in flagrante while leaking to Richard Kay, her Omid Scoobie. not sure whether she was the one who leaked to the paps where to come and catch her leaking, but i don't put it past her. why didn't the woman work in PR. seriously, she was an ace!
Here’s the next money maker exclusive from this thirsty duo. They don’t have many options left do they.
This is how prostitutes in movies look. I'm sorry if that offends anyone, but it is what it is
and those flat slippers don't do anyone any favours, but on her they look especially cheap.If this is what men find 'hot' (given the popularity of Suits in my country where porn is officially banned, I guess they do), no wonder I am single and happy to be so
She took being 'a dirty girl' far too literally
Or following the narrative in Queen Charlotte, find a scary doctor to control him, dont let him go out and in public, ever, to stop everyone else realising that he is mad!!
Has Harold ever been checked for this Porphyria ? Another report said that King George may also have been bi polar, and that his madness was a form of mania / manic episodes connected to this. MH issues do increasingly seem to run in families!!
* In fact bi polar would seem to fit Harold fairly well, He seems to veer between, periods of lucidness, and relative calm, contrasted with periods of paranoia and delusion!! ( I am no expert on MH at all, it just seems that Harold behaves in a some very strange ways at times, he has admitted that he has MH issues, and he seems increasingly paranoid!)
So that was it. Their big media attention grab after the coronation. All that planning and scheming only for it to backfire spectacularly
Do we think she has realised that she had one shot at the Diana crash recreation, and she has absolutely fucked it.
I thought she might try to do it in Paris, properly, but it’s like she panicked and tried to manifest a car chase and has been found out almost immediately. She won’t get to pretend to have another one of these car chases without even more ridicule… god knows what she will try next
I thought she might try to do it in Paris, properly, but it’s like she panicked and tried to manifest a car chase and has been found out almost immediately. She won’t get to pretend to have another one of these car chases without even more ridicule… god knows what she will try next
How about immersing them in a butt of Malmsey like the Duke of Clarence in 1478? (allegedly)
Once upon a time.
1. Meghan is getting an award. Paid for or not she is getting an award.
2. She dials a pap (BackGrid) and tips them off that they'll be going to dinner after she gets her award. Just follow the convoy.
3. The paps follow them and perhaps try and get ahead of the SUVs in order to get into position to get a good shot. One of the SUVs, not in on the idea paps are collaborating with Meghan, does its job and squares off with the pap vehicle(s) causing traffic chaos.
4. The Sussexes decide that they are being followed/harrassed and make a decision to exploit their pap call and record this CHASE because they are so thirsty for content.
5. They switch to a taxi because of this ordeal, the narrative becomes they were worried about paps knowing their destination and the optics of the VIPs in a humble cab reserved for plebs makes for a good contrast. Backgrid get pics of this.
6. The following day Meghan is ridiculed as The Queen of Peoples Hertz. No mainstream news covers her award to her narcissistic chagrin.
7. Meghan decides to use their CHASE content early so as to deflect.
8. Gets flying monkey Scobie to make a dramatic statement about a two hour chase which was nearly catastrophic.
9. Mainstream media latch onto the Diana/Pap/Chase angle and cover the story. Meghans award is mentioned as part of the coverage.
10. Harry, with a case about to be thrown out, swallows his pride and goes with this being the closest he felt to what Mummy must have gone through. It is quite difficult to get up to 65mph in New York traffic but whatever as he hopes the pulling at the heart strings might serve as a hail mary pass in salvaging getting paid for security but, surmising this is a lost cause, with his life at such risk it might get his family to finally make contact and his dad to stump up the money for son who was born into the risk.
11. Everyone involved with varying degrees of politeness calls complete bullshit on their attention seeking dramatics.
The End.
1. Meghan is getting an award. Paid for or not she is getting an award.
2. She dials a pap (BackGrid) and tips them off that they'll be going to dinner after she gets her award. Just follow the convoy.
3. The paps follow them and perhaps try and get ahead of the SUVs in order to get into position to get a good shot. One of the SUVs, not in on the idea paps are collaborating with Meghan, does its job and squares off with the pap vehicle(s) causing traffic chaos.
4. The Sussexes decide that they are being followed/harrassed and make a decision to exploit their pap call and record this CHASE because they are so thirsty for content.
5. They switch to a taxi because of this ordeal, the narrative becomes they were worried about paps knowing their destination and the optics of the VIPs in a humble cab reserved for plebs makes for a good contrast. Backgrid get pics of this.
6. The following day Meghan is ridiculed as The Queen of Peoples Hertz. No mainstream news covers her award to her narcissistic chagrin.
7. Meghan decides to use their CHASE content early so as to deflect.
8. Gets flying monkey Scobie to make a dramatic statement about a two hour chase which was nearly catastrophic.
9. Mainstream media latch onto the Diana/Pap/Chase angle and cover the story. Meghans award is mentioned as part of the coverage.
10. Harry, with a case about to be thrown out, swallows his pride and goes with this being the closest he felt to what Mummy must have gone through. It is quite difficult to get up to 65mph in New York traffic but whatever as he hopes the pulling at the heart strings might serve as a hail mary pass in salvaging getting paid for security but, surmising this is a lost cause, with his life at such risk it might get his family to finally make contact and his dad to stump up the money for son who was born into the risk.
11. Everyone involved with varying degrees of politeness calls complete bullshit on their attention seeking dramatics.
The End.
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Her smiling like that for ‘picture perfect’ photos, showing off her paper thin dolphin teeth, whilst everyone else around her is emotionless or stoney faced reminds me of the TikTok filter….
Can’t believe that he’s actually comparing last nights non event to a car chase that killed his mother. Actual insanity
as a reference to fast & furious tokyo drift.
This!!!! That's their last card played!
Four words: No one f**king cares!
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