I've been mulling this over for a while and as Moehringer has popped up, it's time to share.
Assuming that the press is correct![Face with rolling eyes :rolling_eyes: 🙄](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f644.png)
![Face with rolling eyes :rolling_eyes: 🙄](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f644.png)
![Face with rolling eyes :rolling_eyes: 🙄](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f644.png)
we can assume that H&M are cunts, cunts that bully their staff. Mo mentioned a stand off with Harry and said some unflattering things about him. I assume Mo is highly intelligent and not just pretending to be like Smeg.
So imagine if you are intelligent, educated and a little bit sly. Imagine that you have to keep working with a twit, just to get your pay day.
Imagine that you are a royal, subjected to generations of inbreeding and not so bright. No longer under the protection of highly intelligent and experienced palace aids.
I honestly think that Mo saw straight through Harold, had to put up with his bullshit to get paid and make a name for himself. The more cunty Harry was, the more Mo prodded.
"tell me about your drug habits"
"Blah blah blah"
"How do you cure frostbite?"
"Blah blah mummy blah cream blah penis"
"This is great stuff Harry, keep it coming, we need moreincriminating stuff like this!"
"Oh, yah"
Surely, all the staff that are bullied by them on a daily basis also saw an opportunity for revenge?
"Oh yes Harry, the book is amazing! Everyone will love you all over again, you've definitely captured the essence of your relationship with your mummy"
![Rolling on the floor laughing :rofl: 🤣](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f923.png)
![Rolling on the floor laughing :rofl: 🤣](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f923.png)
They're all laughing on the other side of their faces. Then Mo came straight out and basically (very subtly)called him an obstinate stupid idiot to a newspaper. Oh dear
Disclaimer: I haven't actually read the book, but I read a few pages in Tesco and it appears that Mo did a good job of writing in short simple sentences, it came off as really stilted and breathy. He's made it look like Harold doesn't seem capable of conveying his thoughts in continuous prose - another subtle swipe at revenge?
Just my thoughts...
Assuming that the press is correct
![Face with rolling eyes :rolling_eyes: 🙄](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f644.png)
![Face with rolling eyes :rolling_eyes: 🙄](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f644.png)
![Face with rolling eyes :rolling_eyes: 🙄](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f644.png)
![Face with raised eyebrow :face_with_raised_eyebrow: 🤨](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f928.png)
So imagine if you are intelligent, educated and a little bit sly. Imagine that you have to keep working with a twit, just to get your pay day.
Imagine that you are a royal, subjected to generations of inbreeding and not so bright. No longer under the protection of highly intelligent and experienced palace aids.
I honestly think that Mo saw straight through Harold, had to put up with his bullshit to get paid and make a name for himself. The more cunty Harry was, the more Mo prodded.
"tell me about your drug habits"
"Blah blah blah"
"How do you cure frostbite?"
"Blah blah mummy blah cream blah penis"
"This is great stuff Harry, keep it coming, we need more
"Oh, yah"
Surely, all the staff that are bullied by them on a daily basis also saw an opportunity for revenge?
"Oh yes Harry, the book is amazing! Everyone will love you all over again, you've definitely captured the essence of your relationship with your mummy"
![Rolling on the floor laughing :rofl: 🤣](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f923.png)
![Rolling on the floor laughing :rofl: 🤣](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f923.png)
![Rolling on the floor laughing :rofl: 🤣](https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/gh/joypixels/emoji-assets@5.0/png/64/1f923.png)
Disclaimer: I haven't actually read the book, but I read a few pages in Tesco and it appears that Mo did a good job of writing in short simple sentences, it came off as really stilted and breathy. He's made it look like Harold doesn't seem capable of conveying his thoughts in continuous prose - another subtle swipe at revenge?
Just my thoughts...