If Hazno and Smeggy are going to attend a concert, they need to have their own speshul song for Jo-L to gyrate to. The Montecito songbook recommends singing this to the tune of
Lucy in the sky with diamonds:
Picture herself in a house in California
With myriad toilets and privacy fences
Porca texts her, she answers quite quickly
The girl with dollars for eyes
Tiaras of emeralds and diamonds
Denied to her head
Look for the girl with the merch in her eyes
And she's gone
Smeggy in the sky with diamonds
Smeggy in the sky with diamonds
Follow her life by tweets from a sugar
Where gullible people swallow all of her lies
Everyone groans as we count up the falsehoods
The list grows so incredibly high
Range rovers and airplanes are lent by A-listers
Waiting to take her away
Her chicken leg knees are covered with blisters
And she’s gone
Smeggy in the sky with diamonds
Smeggy in the sky with diamonds
Picture herself in a seat at a concert
With underslung jaws and slightly crossed eyes
Someone is there with her hand in the till
The girl with her eyes on the prize
Smeggy in the sky with diamonds
Smeggy in the sky with diamonds