In my neck of the woods you still have to book the tip run; I can imagine The Queen in her Range Rover awaiting her turn to dump a load of grey polos and the green goblin outfitNow they are either in a shipping container or a skip
Harry and Meghan #50 Are we invading Meghan and Harry’s privacy or are they invading ours?
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Interesting timing!
Harry's been more happy recently because Meghan has brought him his own inflatable minions chair 
Nothing new here. I think both of them are lying and as it was 20 years ago how is anything going to be proved now.
How long till we get a crimbo card with her front and centre with ye olde moonbump being cradled?!?
Indeed.
It shits on Randy's pizza alibi, but then we all knew it was shite. He's too much of a snob to waste his time in a common pizza place where the great unwashed had access. Certainly not with a bunch of tweenies. That tit is for mummies and nannies in his eyes. Modern man he ain't. On the other hand the bathroom in that flat is nothing like the one the woman described. Even allowing for potential modernisation since then, there is absolutely no room for her to do the slow sexy striptease she described to a man at the other side of a room measuring 7Ft by 7ft 2ins containing a bath, a bidet, a toilet and a "large" sink without poking his eye out or dislocating an arm. Nor would a victorian style free standing tub fit in there unless you removed the rest of the sanitary ware. Maybe it's like the tardis, I dunno.
Make no mistake, randy is a skirt-chasing bleep and I never could abide him, but this is basically a "she said ... he said" case impossible to prove either way. She has photos with him, big whoopy doo. I have a photo of myself with Van the man, doesn't mean I shagged him.
Even if he did have sex with her there is no way of him knowing the circumstances of how or at what age she became sexually active, and while she certainly looks young she doesn't look under age. IMHO.In the end I think she probably did have sex with him somewhere, wherever(certainly not in that bathroom) but may have moved the goalposts date wise to ensure it became a criminal case and gathered more of a spotlight on her when she did the rounds of TV stations and press interviews.
But that's just my personal opinion and it could change when the DM reveals more from their snoopity snooping.
Back on topic but also relevant to the above ... no wonder hazza is trying to gag the DM, they certainly manage to unearth stuff and he wants them silenced or made to look unreliable.
Also, in the Harry Markle blog she says the press agreed not to publicise hazza's misdeeds in his yoof ... cos dead mummy etc etc
. So I can see why the press being more open to reporting his present day shite-fest has hit him like a brick between the eyes. They no longer feel handcuffed to that agreement now that he's a grown man and has taken to dumping on the country of his birth. So all bets are off. Hazza wants the old days back. Beheading reporters would be his dream scenario obviously, but failing that he wants back the positive spin from his teen years and military time. Hazza the norty little imp teen and hazza the hero. The ginger bleep still hasn't worked out that those "men in grey suits" and the palace fixit fairies he and his mummy so despised were scurrying around sanitising everything bad he did or was involved in. He actually believed his own press, silly cockwomble.oops sorry it's so long. Wanted to squeeze in a few points.
duck sake scotchy. How come you managed to condense what I said into one brief sentence?
I talk too much don't I.
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The Queen 'sends hidden warning' to Prince Harry and Duchess Meghan before upcoming Megxit review
The review is just three months away
www.womanandhome.com
I don't know who writes this garbage, but it states that,
- In other royal news, Meghan is the most popular royal worldwide, according to a new study.
This has me in tears with laughter!!! Literally can’t stop gigglingI wrote to Enid Blyton when I was at school as part of that sort of "write to famous people" project, asking her to write more Famous Five and Secret Seven books because I liked them so much. No fucker told me she had died about ten years earlier
Unlike Smegatron I don't have this episode of my life on my CV.
I've had a fewThe Queen 'sends hidden warning' to Prince Harry and Duchess Meghan before upcoming Megxit review
The review is just three months away
I don't know who writes this garbage, but it states that,
- In other royal news, Meghan is the most popular royal worldwide, according to a new study.
and misread that as Meghan is the most popular royal wardrobe
Saw this in IG, but think they are private, so did screenshots.The Queen 'sends hidden warning' to Prince Harry and Duchess Meghan before upcoming Megxit review
The review is just three months away
I don't know who writes this garbage, but it states that,
- In other royal news, Meghan is the most popular royal worldwide, according to a new study.
Attachments
Sorry, screen shots mixed up, ah well, will keep the brain active sorting them out.
I wonder why Beatrice and Jack have moved out?
www.dailymail.co.uk
Maybe Harry and Meghan are returning sooner than everyone thought?
Pregnant Princess Eugenie mysteriously QUITS Frogmore Cottage
Princess Eugenie, 30, and husband Jack, 34, have left Frogmore Cottage after staying for just six weeks. They have moved back to Kensington Palace ahead of the arrival of their first child in new year.
Maybe Harry and Meghan are returning sooner than everyone thought?
Just read that, and about to post it. Wonder what happened. If Aich coming back hope it is without smegs. Or maybe Smeg didnt know about the cousin's deal (if there was a deal) and had a hissy fit.I wonder why Beatrice and Jack have moved out?
Pregnant Princess Eugenie mysteriously QUITS Frogmore Cottage
Princess Eugenie, 30, and husband Jack, 34, have left Frogmore Cottage after staying for just six weeks. They have moved back to Kensington Palace ahead of the arrival of their first child in new year.
Maybe Harry and Meghan are returning sooner than everyone thought?
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Blind Item. Not specifically about smeggy herself but she gets a mention.
This group has been around for years, but they get almost as much attention for their friendship with a very famous pop singer as they do for their own work. As part of the pop singer’s squad, they enjoy a much higher profile than they would on their own.
One of the girls in the group has a little trouble maintaining romantic relationships.
Her last boyfriend dumped her for another celebrity. That woman is one of the BFFs of a non-royal actress we like to talk about here occasionally. This was devastating to our girl bander.She was very upset. She wanted to make him pay attention to her by dating another guy, but she had trouble finding someone who might inspire jealousy.
So she wound up “hiring” a boyfriend! She wanted someone who was educated and who was a certain level of attractiveness. He fits the part. The only thing is that he doesn’t have much else to offer. He graduated from school but he doesn’t have a job.
That’s where the “hiring” part comes into play.She basically pays him to pose as her boyfriend. She does not give him cash, but she pays his rent, pays for his food, pays for his car, pays for his clothes and his haircuts, etc.
So, did this handsome new “boyfriend” succeed in making her ex jealous?
Nope.
Her ex actually went on to marry the BFF of the non-royal actress and have a baby with her!
By the way, they didn’t just have a wedding. It was one of the biggest weddings of the year, chock full of celebrities and glamour.
So… we don’t think he’s coming back.
Perhaps it’s time for our girl bander to stop pining for her ex? And to stop paying for a fake boyfriend?
blindgossip.com
Best guess is the band is Haim (no,me neither). The pop singer pal is Taylor Swift, the ex boyfriend is Nick Jonas. His wife is Priyanka, and the BFF is smeggy of course. So many BFFs yet we never see her in their company.
This group has been around for years, but they get almost as much attention for their friendship with a very famous pop singer as they do for their own work. As part of the pop singer’s squad, they enjoy a much higher profile than they would on their own.
One of the girls in the group has a little trouble maintaining romantic relationships.
Her last boyfriend dumped her for another celebrity. That woman is one of the BFFs of a non-royal actress we like to talk about here occasionally. This was devastating to our girl bander.She was very upset. She wanted to make him pay attention to her by dating another guy, but she had trouble finding someone who might inspire jealousy.
So she wound up “hiring” a boyfriend! She wanted someone who was educated and who was a certain level of attractiveness. He fits the part. The only thing is that he doesn’t have much else to offer. He graduated from school but he doesn’t have a job.
That’s where the “hiring” part comes into play.She basically pays him to pose as her boyfriend. She does not give him cash, but she pays his rent, pays for his food, pays for his car, pays for his clothes and his haircuts, etc.
So, did this handsome new “boyfriend” succeed in making her ex jealous?
Nope.
Her ex actually went on to marry the BFF of the non-royal actress and have a baby with her!
By the way, they didn’t just have a wedding. It was one of the biggest weddings of the year, chock full of celebrities and glamour.
So… we don’t think he’s coming back.
Perhaps it’s time for our girl bander to stop pining for her ex? And to stop paying for a fake boyfriend?
He Is Not Coming Back - BLIND GOSSIP
[Blind Gossip] While some of you are obsessed with boy bands, we have a story for you today about a member of a girl band. This group has been around for years, but they get almost as much attention for their friendship with a very famous pop singer as they do for their own work. […]
blindgossip.com
Skippy (blogger) thinks Jack and Eugenie never moved in, in the first place ... that those who had moved in were Buckingham Palace whilst staff quarters were being renovated 
Is Meghan Markle sending a ‘sharp’ message to The Queen? We all remember the heavily photoshopped Christmas card showing Harry blurred, ...
Is Meghan Markle sending a ‘sharp’ message to The Queen? We all remember the heavily photoshopped Christmas card showing Harry blurred, and Meghan Markle in sharp focus. Meghan loved the idea of this picture. It showed the world how important she was, and it portrayed Harry as the supporting act...
Harry in out of focus and smeggan in focus.
You compliment each other so well. It's good to read the story and have the synopsis at the end.Indeed.
It shits on Randy's pizza alibi, but then we all knew it was shite. He's too much of a snob to waste his time in a common pizza place where the great unwashed had access. Certainly not with a bunch of tweenies. That tit is for mummies and nannies in his eyes. Modern man he ain't. On the other hand the bathroom in that flat is nothing like the one the woman described. Even allowing for potential modernisation since then, there is absolutely no room for her to do the slow sexy striptease she described to a man at the other side of a room measuring 7Ft by 7ft 2ins containing a bath, a bidet, a toilet and a "large" sink without poking his eye out or dislocating an arm. Nor would a victorian style free standing tub fit in there unless you removed the rest of the sanitary ware. Maybe it's like the tardis, I dunno.
Make no mistake, randy is a skirt-chasing bleep and I never could abide him, but this is basically a "she said ... he said" case impossible to prove either way. She has photos with him, big whoopy doo. I have a photo of myself with Van the man, doesn't mean I shagged him.
In the end I think she probably did have sex with him somewhere, wherever(certainly not in that bathroom) but may have moved the goalposts date wise to ensure it became a criminal case and gathered more of a spotlight on her when she did the rounds of TV stations and press interviews.
But that's just my personal opinion and it could change when the DM reveals more from their snoopity snooping.
Back on topic but also relevant to the above ... no wonder hazza is trying to gag the DM, they certainly manage to unearth stuff and he wants them silenced or made to look unreliable.
Also, in the Harry Markle blog she says the press agreed not to publicise hazza's misdeeds in his yoof ... cos dead mummy etc etc
oops sorry it's so long. Wanted to squeeze in a few points.
duck sake scotchy. How come you managed to condense what I said into one brief sentence?
I talk too much don't I.
I saw that just now and rushed here in a positively Pavlovian way!I wonder why Beatrice and Jack have moved out?
Pregnant Princess Eugenie mysteriously QUITS Frogmore Cottage
Princess Eugenie, 30, and husband Jack, 34, have left Frogmore Cottage after staying for just six weeks. They have moved back to Kensington Palace ahead of the arrival of their first child in new year.
Maybe Harry and Meghan are returning sooner than everyone thought?
Beatrice has no recollection
www.thesun.co.uk
Andrew's 'sex alibi' in doubt as Beatrice doesn't remember Pizza Express bash
PRINCE Andrew today broke cover after his “alibi” for the night he was alleged to have had sex with Virginia Roberts was blown apart. His daughter Princess Beatrice has “absolutely no recollection”…
www.thesun.co.uk
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