Harry and Meghan #50 Are we invading Meghan and Harry’s privacy or are they invading ours?

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Plus Megz, her sainted Mama Doria, whoever introduced them, Markus A and the Soho House crowd.... And all his friends.

But mostly the Daily Fail Comments. Just because.

(He won't come back to the RF as a working royal but he'll come back to Bank of Pa, a team of wise heads around him to keep the crooks away, and some agreement that he keeps a lowish profile for a decade or so.)
Meanwhile, back in Blighty, his brother and wife are t00k their kids to see a Pantomime. How JCMH must have thought how much his son is missing out on. Eugenie and Zara will soon have their kids to be taken into the royal fold and welcomed by their cousins. Poor Archie has no playmates - not healthy at all.
 
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Perhaps there's a shrine to St Smeggy there that's freaking Eugenie out 🤔😁

Or perhaps It's haunted 👻 😁 or perhaps its just too boring? It's in the middle of nowhere. I'd certainly rather live at Kensington Palace than there.

I love this comment:
'The ghost of Harry's self respect was howling at night in the hallways'
My theory is prawns in the hems of the curtains.

Although goodness knows the residual vibes emanated by Ms Malarkey would be enough on their own.
 
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Back in the day... I recall that Andy had a couple of supper nights with the newly-arrived Ulrikakakaka. I knew the supper hosts;)
I thought Ulrikakaka also had a thing with Edward for a while. Ew!

ETA sorry. Just saw this has already been mentioned. I'll get my coat...
 
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According to an article in The Telegraph the prostitute was paid half a million by Epstein.

I'm in the wrong job.I might tidy up my minge and my "purty mouth" and give sex work a go.

Except nick Jonas doesn't have a kid so it's not him.
OOOH, zee plot thickens mes amis.

My theory is prawns in the hems of the curtains.

Although goodness knows the residual vibes emanated by Ms Malarkey would be enough on their own.
Yep. Bad juju from the newly installed 'floating floors and baby yoga room' right up to the rafters.

Seriously though, I have a relative who I am not very fond of(admittedly for no obvious or logical reason)and I swear that every time she darkens my door something bad happens within a few days. Some people exude bad vibes and spread them like a virus.

My theory is prawns in the hems of the curtains.

Although goodness knows the residual vibes emanated by Ms Malarkey would be enough on their own.
:oops: Oh God,
:sneaky:I'm saying nothing.😐
 
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This is something I've been meaning to write for a while.

To all the people saying things along the lines of "oh, Hazno will come crawling back to the RF with his tail between his legs after Smeggy dumps him..."

I disagree. To do so, Hazno would need the following qualities, which he signally lacks: (1) the intelligence to admit that marrying Smegs in the first instance was a mistake (2) to take responsibility for his mistake and (3) humility.

When Smeggy dumps Hazno, he will blame the media, RF, ray-cissm, his brother, the media, the moon, the month having (or not having) an 'r' in it, the media and roast chickens everywhere. And the media.
You are spot on there. Nothing will ever be Haznos fault. He's just like his Uncle Andrew an arrogant idiot with no understanding of the real world. He'll end up as reviled as Andrew and will no doubt lose his money along the way to grifting women and blokes advising dodgy finance deals. They can all see a sucker coming a mile off.

Let's hope that Princess Charlotte and Prince Louis are actually encouraged to pursue a real career when they are older, not just a life as hanger on royals.
 
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You are spot on there. Nothing will ever be Haznos fault. He's just like his Uncle Andrew an arrogant idiot with no understanding of the real world. He'll end up as reviled as Andrew and will no doubt lose his money along the way to grifting women and blokes advising dodgy finance deals. They can all see a sucker coming a mile off.

Let's hope that Princess Charlotte and Prince Louis are actually encouraged to pursue a real career when they are older, not just a life as hanger on royals.
I think they will be fine - they have great parents who were allowed to socialise and sort of be normal when young.
 
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Perhaps there's a shrine to St Smeggy there that's freaking Eugenie out 🤔😁

Or perhaps It's haunted 👻 😁 or perhaps its just too boring? It's in the middle of nowhere. I'd certainly rather live at Kensington Palace than there.

I love this comment:
'The ghost of Harry's self respect was howling at night in the hallways'
I have a theory it was all that Soho House wallpaper in every room put Eugenie off the place. A) it was too much of a reminder of what she'll have to suffer when she gives birth and B) she didn't want Jack getting any ideas and running off fornicating with the servants 🤭
 
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I have a theory it was all that Soho House wallpaper in every room put Eugenie off the place. A) it was too much of a reminder of what she'll have to suffer when she gives birth and B) she didn't want Jack getting any ideas and running off fornicating with the servants 🤭
Do Jack and Eugenie have servants?
 
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I bet Meg has spent lock down galvanising her Montecito celeb crew. She did some work for Baby 2 Baby during the summer. Delivering meals or something. Tons of the Hollywood mommy posse work with that charity. I bet Gwyneth, Chrissy etc have all been in touch. She will be invited to everything and everyone will want to be seen with her.

Where do people think they spent thanksgiving?
 
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For those who might be interested, there is a programme about Princess Alice, Philip's mother, on Ch5 tonight. Featuring archive footage

On at 8.35pm
 
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Cambridge's Christmas card

And all 5 in focus!
As a photographer, only her face is sharp, the rest of her jumper is as out of focus as Harry. It's not possible to achieve this in camera as the plane of focus is on Archiedoll, they have used a wide aperture to blur everything else out - it's not possible to have the further back left subject's face in focus and everything else not. Her face has been sharpened in that specific area on purpose. Weird!
 
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