Harry and Meghan #50 Are we invading Meghan and Harry’s privacy or are they invading ours?

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Just_me1954

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Spotify And The Sussex Podcast Spoof

On 15 December, Spotify announced that they had signed a contract with the Sussexes, to air ‘Archewell Audio’! That naturally led to people flocking to delete their accounts. No, really…
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Scotch Mist

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freda19 said:
Absolutely agree with you. That bit made me :rolleyes:
He can stay fucked off enjoying his roast chickenings, because they won't last. She'll do what pricey does ... switch off the sex tap once she's chewed the bloke up mentally. He'll still hang in hoping to recreate those halcyon days of giraffes and perfect yoga poses at sunset, and watching her shitting in the woods(kinky cunts). But once she loses interest he's fucked .... or rather no longer fucked, and the marriage will die a slow laborious death.I hope. Oh God I'm in such a bad mood, totally triggered ... 🤬

off topic, but duck it. Damn sis in law called today and the bleep insisted on hugging my bloke(her bro) ... proper sloppy-chops-hugging and clinging like a bloody baby orangutan but uglier ! When she approached me I held my hands up and backed off and the witch was raging 🤪. Be proud of me guys, because I refrained from saying "It's stupid cunts like you that have us going into another lockdown duck ORF!" As soon as she was gone I ordered (yes, very sorry etc etc, but firmly ordered) the bloke to go take a shower and change into fresh clothes whille I sanitised everything she touched and threw his clothes in a wash. I'm not OCD normally but she's a gallivanter, always in everything running around like a blue arsed fly, stupid witch is likely a super spreader. grrrr:cautious:
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There are so many people not taking the rules seriously and the supermarket was crawling with bastards trying to grab a bargain today pushing into each other. Now every thing is going to close down again and i haven't bought much in the way of presents this year. My husband will have to be happy with a pair of socks 😃

Haznogingerballs can wander around his 16 bathrooms thinking he's stuck one up to the royal family but he's the one missing out. Piles of cash don't replace your family. Stupid bastard.

And I still don't think we've ever seen the real Archie.
 
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Facehugger

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freda19 said:
Absolutely agree with you. That bit made me :rolleyes:
He can stay fucked off enjoying his roast chickenings, because they won't last. She'll do what pricey does ... switch off the sex tap once she's chewed the bloke up mentally. He'll still hang in hoping to recreate those halcyon days of giraffes and perfect yoga poses at sunset, and watching her shitting in the woods(kinky cunts). But once she loses interest he's fucked .... or rather no longer fucked, and the marriage will die a slow laborious death.I hope. Oh God I'm in such a bad mood, totally triggered ... 🤬

off topic, but duck it. Damn sis in law called today and the bleep insisted on hugging my bloke(her bro) ... proper sloppy-chops-hugging and clinging like a bloody baby orangutan but uglier ! When she approached me I held my hands up and backed off and the witch was raging 🤪. Be proud of me guys, because I refrained from saying "It's stupid cunts like you that have us going into another lockdown duck ORF!" Thank duck the kids were not around to be slobbered over. As soon as she was gone I ordered (yes, very sorry etc etc, but firmly ordered) the bloke to go take a shower and change into fresh clothes whille I sanitised everything she touched and threw his clothes in a wash. I'm not OCD normally but she's a gallivanter, always in everything running around like a blue arsed fly, stupid witch is likely a super spreader. grrrr:cautious:
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Freda my lovely, you did right. She'll get over being offended. And if she doesn't, then she's thick. I won't go into it now, but after what I've witnessed this last few weeks, this bug is real, it is silent but deadly & everybody needs to keep themselves and their loved ones safe, never mind whingeing you can't see them right now, if people take this lightly, they might never see their loved ones again.

Sorry for everyone who has had their Christmas ruined late by Tier 4, honestly, my heart goes out to you all. But look forward to next year and your loved ones still being here, please.

Anyhow, enough with my Christmas message, they're still a pair of your favourite words ❤😘
 
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bubbadabut

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ResidentMerkin said:
Different kid. I'm increasingly convinced that the real Farchie has something wrong with him, poor kid
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I don't think it's him either. Archie has always looked a touch 'syndromic' to me, poor thing. I'm sure we would be seeing a lot more of him otherwise. If that is the case, it would be nice if they spoke about any issue he may have. As they are so keen on their 'causes', championing such a personal issue would be much more heartfelt and relevant than any of their wishy-washy woke ones, and would arguably even endear them to people instead of turning them off. Though the miscarriage thing didn't really work did it?
 
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el_coochita said:
Sorry to drag up a comment from several pages ago (this thread moves fast!), but I sometimes wonder if our Smeggy is perhaps being set up by her pals at Netflix. It seems clear that most people in "the industry" have her clocked as the money-grabbing, attention vacuum parvenu she is - and while a few of them were willing to play nice for proximity to the royal family for a while, she's not only set fire to that bridge, she's dropped nuclear warhead on it from 2 miles up like the Enola Gay. I have a sneaking suspicion that Netflix might have very different ideas for any footage/interviews etc they get with the Harkles than they do themselves. Like, these two *think* they're making a puff piece about how they're so in love and rubbing it in the faces of dem posh twats across the pond, all the while Netflix is actually making a much more salacious hit piece about a dimwit princeling who got the wool pulled over his eyes by an exceptionally ambitious yacht girl??

...because I know which one of those two hypothetical documentaries I'd be keen on watching, and I'd wager I'm not alone. And further, I'd imagine Netflix is well aware of this. I mean, yeah the sugars would collectively sh*t the bed like Smeggy in a Buckingham palace rosebush, but who cares. The ratings they'd get would be astronomical. By then they'll probably have burned their way through Charlie's willingness to fund endless lawsuits, too, so unless there's some egregious contract breaching on the part of Netflix I'm not sure there's much they could do about it.

I will literally laugh my way into a hernia if this happens.
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Tigers. What was that one netflix did where they thought they would be the star and weren't. It was basically warts and all hatchet job. Oh yes I'll pay to see that on them ☺ or them on that.

Palpatine said:
How about Rockall?

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No it would ruin the shipping forecast for me..they can't have what's part of a British institution when they've just screwed a different one.
 
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Samf2020

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Thats not archie, the poor kids head is longer and more wide at the top.
 
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NutMegandCinnamong

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freda19 said:
Not remote enough.


Maybe,




She loves that hat. Takes it everywhere with her.
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From Reuters: Alien contact has been confirmed by SETI. The original message was sent in symbols (“🌐〽🔆⁉🌀➰🔲”), which has since been translated by specialists who are relieved to finally be able to put their degree in alien linguistics to use: “Send those grubbing cunts out here and we’ll make Independence Day look like a theme park!”
 
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Just_me1954

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Woopdedo a christmas card that could be any body. And leave of with their royal highnesses. I have not seen this before.
 
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Pom Bear

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I decided to make the Merkin and Richmond wreaths as Xmas wreaths as it's a nicer theme 😊 x
They still would look the same as funeral wreaths but without the festive green background lol 😄 x

Pic 1 ..without balls
Pic 2 with balls 🤭

Time to catch up I'm on page 41 🙂

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Scotch Mist

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Pom Bear said:
I decided to make the Merkin and Richmond wreaths as Xmas wreaths as it's a nicer theme 😊 x
They still would look the same as funeral wreaths but without the festive green background lol 😄 x

Pic 1 ..without balls
Pic 2 with balls 🤭

Time to catch up I'm on page 41 🙂

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🤣🥰 it's sort of like the Soho House wallpaper 😁
 
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Poppea

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How about




Looks quite mouldy and damp enough to make her hair frizz. If this not remote enough we could try to pawn them off to Elon Musk and his flight to Mars. I bet we could make her jump at the opportunity to reign on a planet of kindness and compassion. Where sugars ask if she was ok and princes are kind. She could run for president, too! No mean SM, no Daily Fail, Piers or Kate. Heaven! I mean: Mars!

Le Sigh!
 
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