hazza not in court today then maybe his team are trying to get idiot boy to learn the script
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Good luck @ChaoticArtist sending positive vibesHave never had a baby so can't comment on that, though I'm sure it's too rushed and sensitive in there to just let non-medical person get involved that way.
The very concerning questions apart (why does he want to know what it was like in there?) I want to know why he couldn't see. Tears? Smoke from the joint he was puffing as he watched a movie or show with a birth on the telly?
O/T: A month since I realised that I was really sick, met my family doctor yesterday. I'm pretty sure he's a magical druid or something because he told me again that my lungs are clear and it's just the upper respiratory system that's screwed. And he again threatened to give me a medicine that I didn't want to take (ethical and material concerns regarding the manufacturer) - he always threatens me with a penicillin drip or some injection when I don't seem to be getting better after a while. Anyway, breathing is still bad but the panic attacks have lessened drastically since our talk, which has led to overall improvement. So yay!
Also, I have a job interview today. Have zero idea about the current state of my fieldlet's see how it goes
Translation: He arrived stoned out of his mind and we need a day to sober him up
Where do we reckon he is staying?
Can I come back daddy...The Queen said NO!
Potentially good because Harry thought it was only tomorrow and has no time to make extra preparations.
And sounds like he's already annoyed the court officials.
Flew in yesterday? It’s a 10.5 hour flight from LAX, & they’re 8 hours behind. Even allowing for landing at 23:59 (not going to happen) that means that takeoff was between 05:00 & 06:00 LA time.
”spent yesterday celebrating his daughter’s birthday“? What unmitigated bullshit.
He should be billed for the wasted costs of the court today then.
They don't want him over-stressed.
But when you bring a case to court, you show up from day one till the end.
You want to be there and hear every aspect of the case.
To me, this seems like he is a puppet on strings. Show up here, don't show up there.
Does Oprah et al have houses in London? Seeing as they can't afford hotels anymore.
I was trying to do the math too and it didn't add up to me.
It'd be especially funny if they thought they could reduce the cross-examination to only a day by having him fly in late since they know he's such a hopeless case at explaining himself and sticking to one story. He couldn't even do that in an hour long Tom Bradby interview so the thought of him squirming and becoming enraged under proper and prolonged questioning is hilarious. His little scheme, if they planned it, has backfired.
So incredibly disrespectful to the court.
My guess is that someone is back at the office trying (in vain) to prep him for cross-examination. Maybe he refused to get in earlier to prep because, you know, a 2 year old's birthday is more important than the Court's time.
These are the people who wanted a coronation to be moved for a toddler’s birthday. The usual rules of logic and reason do not apply.
You do not want to piss off the Judge! My guess is that "surprise" actually means "pissed off".
LMAO
Wut?
Harry's lawyers are also high apparently.
Wut?
Harry's lawyers are also high apparently.
I know this much, if there is one single thing judges hate more than anything else (on both sides of the Atlantic) is people wasting the courts time and/or essentially 'taking the piss'. Arrogant turd. Oh GOD I hope he gets bleeping DESTROYED.
Does “tricky security and travel plans” translate as “after the Manhattan debacle, the people we hired to chase him now want more money”?
Second guessing the narrative?!
Bloody nora, is this going to be a bit like the '3 days before' malarkey - what planet are they all on
Good Morning Tattle family, happy Monday! I’m sorry, I’m an idiot sometimes, what is the paw of detect fluid? Lovely Stein by the way.
My grandmother’s house where I grew up was full of them. Haven’t seen or thought about them in ages. Thanks for the memory!
I’m waiting for the end of Raunchy Rachel. Can’t you feel it rumbling, and ready to bubble to the top and spill out? Rachel, Rachel. You could have (nearly did) have it all (except for the top spot). All the lies, and manipulations are going to come falling down around her knees. I truly believe in Karma. You don’t duck with the most beloved woman on earth, and win. You just don’t. You get all your tit back ten fold. So that is what I’m patiently waiting for.
Like Biff in Back to the Future, Markle will be sitting in the open convertible, when a dump truck full of hot steamy manure in front of her drops it’s load right into her lap. She’ll be swarthed in a white Herve Leger Bandage dress, sitting in a big pile of poo. Couldn’t happen to a more fitting person. Oh, please let it happen in NY. What ever her comeuppance is, I hope it starts right here in the Big Apple.
I can’t wait.
ps - and congratulations on your mysterious stranger @Evangelina. Is the new furry one joining the CAS? North American Branch?
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Smegs and Dorina gave him a lit joint and put on a movie for him
Hope it was the one where Robin Williams played the ob-gyn. The Hindi movie version of it was fun too - pretty well done. Let me see I can find it.Here we go. 00.48 onwards. It's very badly edited
movie is Nine Months.
My second toes are quite adorable and not stumpy at all, thank you. This is an outrage! I would have asked my secretary to organise me a press conference, if I had one. Maybe if I email people as my own secretary? I'm sure no one has done that before
Here we say that people with the second toe longer than the thumb toe dominate their spouse. And at least according to a couple of photos it had seemed to me that Sparry's second toe is also longer, but his gap is smaller than Smegsy's so by the same belief she gets to be the dominant one
Thank you
I actually got the job. They'll make an offer tomorrow, but they want me to join ASAP. I just have to decide whether to take it or not, hoping to hear first from a tech company that I'd applied to - better situation 
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