Oh I forgot that gem about Meghan not costing much because she doesn’t eat much and sews her own clothes according to Harry AS THOUGH the first arguments with Kate weren’t about Erdem the designer prioritising the classier one, and Meghan never being seen in less than givenchy and hermes. She sold him a Cinderella tale clearly the plonker." I miss me muvver who died during the last Century"
" I feel jealous"
" my wife can sew her own clothes"
" my brother hit me & I fell onto & broke a dog bowl"
" my willy is tiny & doesn't work properly"
What a bleeping sap
that’s cheered me up