Harry and Meghan #287 Meet the Haznos. Papa Haznobrains, Mama Haznoclass, Bro Haznomates and Sis Haznolegs

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I was just at the Supermarket 3 days ago buying food for the weekend.when I saw a picture of Meg on a tabloid cover, and remarkled “I detest Meghan and Harry, and how they treated the Queen & Prince Phillip” , and suddenly the Cashier from the next checkout jumped over the belt, put her arm around me and getting down on one knee, thanked me for my honesty, and kissed my cheek before telling me hundreds of Stop and Shop employees would be rejoicing, I spoke the words they couldn’t, and it would forever be inspiration. I was very moved. And a single tear spilled onto my left cheek, as if someone had called for “One tear. Left Eye. Violet Go!”
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I don’t want her in a tiara.

I had thought they could limit tiaras to working Royals only, but that’s unfair on the others and the wives of Noblemen.

I don’t know how we can have all the glitz and also prevent her getting her hands on a tiara. If they let her wear one, I assume it will be the wedding one, rather than a different one.

I’d like Kate in a ‘new’ one, although the Lover’s Knot will piss the Harkles off too!
I imagine her in a dress and tiara aka Big Fat Gypsy weddings lol - there is no way in hell that she would be loaned a tiara from the Royal vaults. I think that they will go to the Coronation, but solely for the purpose of collecting more 'evidence' for their ongoing whingefest.
 
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even Jlo and Ben Affleck fuake lover tornado has gone quiet. Allegedly, she too was ignoring the advice of her PR team (Sunshine?) who were telling her that she was oversaturating the media with pap shots, staged photos etc.
I've just been watching the review of the papers on the BBC and Harry's book was being discussed. One reviewer was recent ex govt and was very negative - couldn't believe H &M were so intent (or wtte) on trashing their family and creating their own Diana legacy. The other guest said that she had had the job of reviewing the Netflies documentaries and "that was 6 hours of my life I'm not going to get back"
bwaha ha ha - on national TV and the presenter, Lewis someone, said nothing to present the other perspective. The word is getting out.
 
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I keep thinking about the poor dog with two broken legs. Having Noel Fitzpatrick care for the dog is something else! He's not just a vet, he's the best orthopaedic vet in the world, creating such pioneering bionic procedures. That poor dog sounds as though it may have needed metal implants in both legs to help save them and give it a chance to walk again.

I wonder what happened to cause the breakages, and why it's been kept hush hush.
Weren’t there rumours about Ginge and some missing pets when he was younger? Also birds being shot at? It was mentioned on here a while ago.
 
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She’s obsessed with b&w photos.. is it to make her appear darker or has she not had a spray tan?
I think her obsession with black and white photos is part of her bizarre obsession with everything 1990s. I remember black and white photos being very trendy then. All of the wedding photographers were featuring black and white photos when I got married in the mid-1990s, so I have a lot of black and white engagement and wedding portraits. Thankfully, my parents were wise enough to see past that trend and bought plenty of color prints for themselves. 🙂
 
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ok questions .... what if Hazno surrenders the titles, as a Prince will he still have to swear individually so he cannot cop out like he did at the funeral when it came time to sing the National Anthem "God Save the King"? Standing right behind the King himself, this turd didn't even pretend to mouth the words. No one knows if his slag did thanks to The Candle CBE (Candle of the British Empire) and anyway she would claim she didn't know the words anyway...
Will she be allowed to wear a Tiara? Please lawd. no.. if yes, I suggest a quick trip to Claire Accessories.
Could Hawwy throw one of his famous strops like he did about uniforms etc and demand that he not be forced to pledge?

What if Chuck does invite them, what is to prevent them from claiming that they got no such invitation..... like his claim that he was cut off financially and cast adrift, a penniless *penis-less* orphan across the scary Atlantic to the land of the savage LaLa's without so much as a crumb or a stick for protection?
If he’s complaining about being penis-less, it’s his own damn fault for yanking on it till it fell off.
 
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Wots this about Princess Anne going to visit them?
Which 'expert,' or 'source,' originated the story? Where is the evidence?

Or is she going to the USA and someone has just decided to invent the visit bit?
 
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If he’s complaining about being penis-less, it’s his own damn fault for yanking on it till it fell off.
a bit like Thor the Arctic Walrus that scuppered the NYE fireworks with his public wanking. Unlike Thor, sadly, Hawwy has not returned to the sea to continue his journey to Social Siberia
 
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Thanks @JAR21 .... he is a psychopath. Absolutely. I chalked it up to that so there was no reasoning with him or trying to understand or predict his next move. Churchill said, I think, When you're going through hell, keep going. Now he cannot take me to court since my son turned 18. He went to his dad's at 15 to get him to get off my case, and it didn't work but he was then stuck there. Terrified of his father, completely intimidated, he just hunkered down. We all did. Now he is just riding it out until Uni in 6 months and then I think he will never speak to his father again. gut feel. Poor kid. He saw the Joker laughing incident and we laughed about it later, but he was worried that I had been frightened. I sometimes see him, casually strolling in front of my younger son's school when I do the school run (not his child) and when he should be at work, which is bleeping creepy and I have mentioned it to the popo but they cannot do anything about it. it is always when there are loads of parents around, so I don't feel [too] scared.

The relentlessness of it all..... the outrageous lies, and tantrums (which apparently he still throws to this day), the threats, the blackmailing tactics ( he tried to get me audited 3x and then tried to get my parents audited). he sent emails to my parents that my poor mother misunderstood and thought he had killed me and my son. This triggered a ministroke. she was hospitalised but never fully recovered and it triffered a rather rapid neurological decline that she died of 5 years later.

All of that: That is Megsy to a T. I recognised it in how they behaved while PP was dying and while TQ was sick frail and dying.

and Hawwy doesn't have the grey matter to see it and protect the kids. He is facilitating and doubling down on this behaviour so any correctional opportunity is zero zilch and nonexistent. Those poor kids, if they exist (I am still camp Flatpack although the mythomentary did serve them up on a silver platter). It is one of the reasons (as well as putting us all out of our collective misery) that I find it infuriating that KC and the MiG et al are not replying in any way shape or form. and didn't released the bullying report.

Release the kraken, I say!!!!
Apologies for quoting myself, but just to end on a positive note, since the divorce, the nex has (I've been told) developed a horrific case of cystic bacne, moobs that would make our Polo Prince wince and a secret addiction to watching male gay porn (all while presenting an alpha male bravado with a healthy dose of toxic masculinity). couldn't happen to a nicer bleep.

I imagine her in a dress and tiara aka Big Fat Gypsy weddings lol - there is no way in hell that she would be loaned a tiara from the Royal vaults. I think that they will go to the Coronation, but solely for the purpose of collecting more 'evidence' for their ongoing whingefest.
who is our resident photoshop guru? That is something worth picturing
 
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Apologies for quoting myself, but just to end on a positive note, since the divorce, the nex has (I've been told) developed a horrific case of cystic bacne, moobs that would make our Polo Prince wince and a secret addiction to watching male gay porn (all while presenting an alpha male bravado with a healthy dose of toxic masculinity). couldn't happen to a nicer bleep.


who is our resident photoshop guru? That is something worth picturing
Holy Hell @ResidentMerkin 😯 You’ve been through some chit, woman!
I’m glad you’re out the other side, though! (divorced)
Stay strong, laugh when you can, and keep on keepin’ on, Lady! 👍🏻😊
 
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I don’t want her in a tiara.

I had thought they could limit tiaras to working Royals only, but that’s unfair on the others and the wives of Noblemen.

I don’t know how we can have all the glitz and also prevent her getting her hands on a tiara. If they let her wear one, I assume it will be the wedding one, rather than a different one.

I’d like Kate in a ‘new’ one, although the Lover’s Knot will piss the Harkles off too!
I want Catherine to wear the Vladimir tiara with the emerald drops! She would look gorgeous in it, and it would have the added bonus of really pissing off Smeg.

Unfortunately, if the Harkles are invited, but KCIII refuses to lend Smeg a tiara, the Harkles and their sugars will scream “racism”. I can also see Smeg trying to get Cartier, Harry Winston, etc. to let her borrow a tiara. I’m sure she would try to get the biggest, fanciest, tiara-iest tiara they made so she could try to one-up everyone else in the RF. 🙄 So very predictable.
 
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Just realized i had posted this over on the Major Johnny thread, sorry about that, anyway, here it is now.
 
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Holy Hell @ResidentMerkin 😯 You’ve been through some chit, woman!
I’m glad you’re out the other side, though! (divorced)
Stay strong, laugh when you can, and keep on keepin’ on, Lady! 👍🏻😊
Thanks HoosierDaddy (I was born in Indiana :cool: ). Laughing was the absolute key to survival and, well now thrive-al. my friends keep telling me I should write a book or a screenplay but not sure I have the talent or the stomach. but hey - like Smegs, "they didn't make me sign anything" so I could sing like a canary if and when I felt like it.
 
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I want Catherine to wear the Vladimir tiara with the emerald drops! She would look gorgeous in it, and it would have the added bonus of really pissing off Smeg.

Unfortunately, if the Harkles are invited, but KCIII refuses to lend Smeg a tiara, the Harkles and their sugars will scream “racism”. I can also see Smeg trying to get Cartier, Harry Winston, etc. to let her borrow a tiara. I’m sure she would try to get the biggest, fanciest, tiara-iest tiara they made so she could try to one-up everyone else in the RF. 🙄 So very predictable.
She SUCH a nasty piece & the only tiara possibilities for her are, as someone already mentioned, a silver painted plastic tiara from Claire’s Boutique, a Burger King crown, or I’ll mail her some tin foil, cardboard strips and Scotch tape so she can make her own!!
…ungrateful Scutter
 
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I want Catherine to wear the Vladimir tiara with the emerald drops! She would look gorgeous in it, and it would have the added bonus of really pissing off Smeg.

Unfortunately, if the Harkles are invited, but KCIII refuses to lend Smeg a tiara, the Harkles and their sugars will scream “racism”. I can also see Smeg trying to get Cartier, Harry Winston, etc. to let her borrow a tiara. I’m sure she would try to get the biggest, fanciest, tiara-iest tiara they made so she could try to one-up everyone else in the RF. 🙄 So very predictable.
she would probably ask Miss America to lend one of their 4 storey blingfest monstrosities
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Harry and Meghan #288 The Actress and the Extra: taking ‘method’ to a whole new level
 
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