New song!
Link to original:
Not educated, with money
Not well dressed, not funny
And not much to say in most conversations
But he'll foot the bill in all situations
'Cause he pays for everything
Smeg don't like H, Smeg likes cars and money
Smeg will laugh at H when he's not funny
Paper or plastic
Don't matter, she'll have it
Vacations and shopping sprees
These are a few of her favorite things
She'll get what she wants if she is willing to please
His type of girl always comes with a fee
Hey now, there's nothing for free
Smeg don't like H, Smeg likes cars and money
Smeg will laugh at H when he's not funny
It's a bit of a cheat because I just copied and pasted the second verse as it didn't need any adjustment