The Montecito Songbook Collective were so touched by your kind words that they found themselves inspired to write another ballad. They suggest
singing it to Paul Simon's
Fifty ways to leave your lover.
"The problem is with your family", she said to me
"The answer is easy if you take it logically
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to blame the Windsors"
She said, "I’ve made it my mission and habit to intrude
Saying that, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself because you're not a bright dude
There must be fifty ways blame the Windsors
Fifty ways to blame the Windsors"
You just slip out the back, Jack
Have a new plan, don’t tell gan gan
Use a palace driver, you lazy skiver
To get yourself free
Hire the blame bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
No need to tarry, Harry
Just get yourself free
Ooh, slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, man
Use a palace driver, you lazy skiver
You listen just to me
Hire the blame bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Drop off the key, blame your family
To get yourself free
She said, "It grieves me so to see you in such pain
Maybe we should do our famous roast chicken again"
I said, "I appreciate that and would you please explain
About the financial gain?"
She said, "Why don't I just call SS tonight?
And I believe in the morning you'll begin to see the light"
And then she ****** me and I realized she probably was right
There must be fifty ways to blame the Windsors
Fifty ways to blame the Windsors