Matterbaby
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MOVIE DROPPING 2023
Sorry for the quality but had to compress the fuck out of it
Sorry for the quality but had to compress the fuck out of it
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Rose94
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Annie girl if you’re reading this get your gorgeous self, your little boys and your equally gorgeous sister a sea villa in the Maldives for two weeks, turn your phone off (only turning it on once to post a picture of yourself living your best life) and leave them morons to argue between themselves! That’s what I’d be doing anyway 
PenelopeStraw
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TheLadyTea
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Choose your fighter
spilllltheteeee
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They don’t cheat with better the cheat with easierMy ex cheated on me all those years ago after being together for over a decade, she's so ugly and manly looking I still show folk her fb profile pic (we arent pals) just to show how desperate a man can be for a shag, I wish I could post her pic here. Its a fucking masterpiece of ugly.
Lauryn, becky and big Peter are like something out of viz, when the 2 fat slags went out looking for a new mate and now there's 3
Matterbaby
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I’ve taken a hiatus for a mo. I’m at World Cup saga now. I need a break but working behind the scenes 
two hour countdown for THE BEST POST ever or shall I say T-MINUS like someone did to *cough cough* Talia.
For now, what a thread Team we are. Seeing some day ones still here is heartwarming, we’ve been together for SO long so we better thank Lauryn here xxx Some of your posts were worthy of screenshots and reposting but I’d be here all day with the amount of CRACKERS I came across but rest assured some of you are absolute hilarious legends and I hope you have been noticed and get paid for being so funny
Loving the Liar theme and I have some awesome little reminders of Lauryn the Liar doing what she does best - LIE. So keep tuned my huns.
whilst we are on the theme of ethnicity (I haven’t read any replies since then) I’ll leave you with this whilst feed the boyfriend and get my movie director hat on. So see you in a bit when I’ve disinherited my boy’s ethnicity out of the will x
two hour countdown for THE BEST POST ever or shall I say T-MINUS like someone did to *cough cough* Talia. For now, what a thread Team we are. Seeing some day ones still here is heartwarming, we’ve been together for SO long so we better thank Lauryn here xxx Some of your posts were worthy of screenshots and reposting but I’d be here all day with the amount of CRACKERS I came across but rest assured some of you are absolute hilarious legends and I hope you have been noticed and get paid for being so funny
Loving the Liar theme and I have some awesome little reminders of Lauryn the Liar doing what she does best - LIE. So keep tuned my huns.
whilst we are on the theme of ethnicity (I haven’t read any replies since then) I’ll leave you with this whilst feed the boyfriend and get my movie director hat on. So see you in a bit when I’ve disinherited my boy’s ethnicity out of the will x
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PenelopeStraw
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Slagbusters, I'm deadFolk need to call slagbusters on her that lassie is a proper fanny
now this is in my head so here's my tribute (FYI... I'm bored
)If there's something strange...
In Alderley neighborhood..
Who you gonna call?
Slagbusters!
If there's something Midsize...
And it don't look good..
Who you gonna call?
Slagbusters!
If you're seeing begs...
Running to Kyle's bed..
Who can you call?
Slagbusters!
A pan faced slag...
Sleepin' in your bed..
Ow, who you gonna call?
Slagbusters!
Annie ain't afraid of no slags!Ooh, I hear it likes the footballers
Annie ain't afraid of no slags
Who ya gonna call?
Slagbusters!
Louder!
4FoxAche
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Happy Mother's Day to all you Mums, trying to become Mums, grieving Mums, expectant Mums, foster Mums, Just like Mums and those of you who've lost your Mums.
Sending love to each and every one of you.
Except to Lauryn who is an appalling example of a human being and has caused so much damage to her poor baby I genuinely consider her abusive.
Sending love to each and every one of you.
Except to Lauryn who is an appalling example of a human being and has caused so much damage to her poor baby I genuinely consider her abusive.
Hi guys I’m new to this thread, been on tattle a while then left and now on maternity leave bored (the dad is my partner and baby is not a cash cow) finally caught up on all threads through bloody insomnia nights 
nice to meet you all 
I genuinely don’t think Kyle is the dad I reckon she would have broke her neck to say “this baby has EXACT same genes as Giro” when asked about it being mixed. Jamal is a good shout as he will shag almost anything, I don’t know him personally although he did used to message me on insta trying his luck, I was never silly enough to meet him. He has another insta “jbizzle93” where he is rather keen on the like button, also posts a lot about “throuple” relationships on that insta and also on his Snapchat. He’s not in one I don’t think but he is always on the prowl for one, seems as beggy as Loz so could be Dad for sure x
finally caught up on all threads through bloody insomnia nights nice to meet you all I genuinely don’t think Kyle is the dad I reckon she would have broke her neck to say “this baby has EXACT same genes as Giro” when asked about it being mixed. Jamal is a good shout as he will shag almost anything, I don’t know him personally although he did used to message me on insta trying his luck, I was never silly enough to meet him. He has another insta “jbizzle93” where he is rather keen on the like button, also posts a lot about “throuple” relationships on that insta and also on his Snapchat. He’s not in one I don’t think but he is always on the prowl for one, seems as beggy as Loz so could be Dad for sure x
SmartBrew80
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Annie is absolutely BANGINGno wonder lauryn is a green eyed obsessed monster
YOU'LL NEVER BE HER!!
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Whoevers impregnated the pan faced trout, must be wishing he'd pulled the feck out
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liesinthelimelight
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Remember when loz took peanut round Chloe’s and pretended grunts bed was hers so many cringe moments but this is one of my favourite
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TheLadyTea
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I love how she’s acting like Annie marrying horrible horrible Kyle for security is a bad thing. Like why the hell else would she have married him except to get the money that she is owed for all the time and effort she invested in his career??? It’s not exactly a stain on her character. Are we supposed to believe that Becky married Jamie for love? telling that they met and got married the year he won the league
telling that they met and got married the year he won the league
spilllltheteeee
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Just something soooooo off with it all!!
Kyle is the one in the wrong yet Annie’s getting all this shit
Kyle is the one in the wrong yet Annie’s getting all this shit
Matterbaby
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Said her doctor recommended her to use tanning beds as it helps with her endo - LIAR
Made out she needs a serious and important operation when all she wants is a bucket and bum MOT - LIAR
Considered a hysterectomy- LIAR
Saved a baby from rolling into a lake #MonclerCoatHero - LIAR
Said she was looking for a house but actually she wasn’t and just called the paps to picture her peering into people’s gardens - LIAR
Made out that Chris illegally took photos of her in Barbados and posted them in a news article. Told him to lie about it We all know it was planned by her THE WEIRDO - LIAR
Made out their was a serious police investigation… weird again - LIAR
She was in bed by 9pm every night with no social life and it’s was hilarious to her that SOMEONE would even say she goes out and enjoys herself. This ended up in a news article too with her hand in a bag of Cadbury chocolates - LIAR
Pretends that she bought that car but actually it’s Chloe’s old white Mercedes - LIAR
Does posts with brands that haven’t even asked to work for her. Glasses, ANN FUCKING SUMMERS THE WHITE LINGERIE IN HEELS - LIAR
Said Kyle was bullying her son - LIAR
Said she can’t get pregnant, and the doctor said this - LIAR
Pretends to know Kyle’s friends. Posts grief posts pretending you know them soo well by sharing videos from a million years ago - LIAR
She lies about lying - LIAR
Curls Kairo’s hair with tongs everyday making out its his natural hair when it’s not - LIAR
Makes out her miracle from a professional footballer was born to be a copy of his Dad. Kairo likes football, golf, he can run SUPERSONICSPEED. He wasn’t born to be a footballer, he was born to be what Kairo chooses to be - LIAR
Makes out she’s really close to Kyle’s mum - LIAR
When her DMs aren’t working - LIAR
The way she lives her life - LIAR
Liar to herself, liar to her son, liar to her family, liar to all men, liar to Kyle, liar to social media, liar to V Derbyshire, liar to the government. She’s just a LIAR
LauRyn catherIne goodmAn = LIAR It’s in her name… makes sense x
Made out she needs a serious and important operation when all she wants is a bucket and bum MOT - LIAR
Considered a hysterectomy- LIAR
Saved a baby from rolling into a lake #MonclerCoatHero - LIAR
Said she was looking for a house but actually she wasn’t and just called the paps to picture her peering into people’s gardens - LIAR
Made out that Chris illegally took photos of her in Barbados and posted them in a news article. Told him to lie about it
We all know it was planned by her THE WEIRDO - LIARMade out their was a serious police investigation… weird again - LIAR
She was in bed by 9pm every night with no social life and it’s was hilarious to her that SOMEONE would even say she goes out and enjoys herself. This ended up in a news article too with her hand in a bag of Cadbury chocolates - LIAR
Pretends that she bought that car but actually it’s Chloe’s old white Mercedes - LIAR
Does posts with brands that haven’t even asked to work for her. Glasses, ANN FUCKING SUMMERS THE WHITE LINGERIE IN HEELS
- LIARSaid Kyle was bullying her son - LIAR
Said she can’t get pregnant, and the doctor said this - LIAR
Pretends to know Kyle’s friends. Posts grief posts pretending you know them soo well by sharing videos from a million years ago - LIAR
She lies about lying - LIAR
Curls Kairo’s hair with tongs everyday making out its his natural hair when it’s not - LIAR
Makes out her miracle from a professional footballer was born to be a copy of his Dad. Kairo likes football, golf, he can run SUPERSONICSPEED. He wasn’t born to be a footballer, he was born to be what Kairo chooses to be - LIAR
Makes out she’s really close to Kyle’s mum - LIAR
When her DMs aren’t working - LIAR
The way she lives her life - LIAR
Liar to herself, liar to her son, liar to her family, liar to all men, liar to Kyle, liar to social media, liar to V Derbyshire, liar to the government. She’s just a LIAR
LauRyn catherIne goodmAn = LIAR It’s in her name… makes sense x