Not me. I don’t tit in boxes
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Not me. I don’t even have Twitter! Also I’ve got two dogs. Ew dogs, Gabby!
I love how this is becoming like the court day outfit planning 
Gobs unintentionally gives us all running jokes just by being her idiotic self everytime.
Gobs unintentionally gives us all running jokes just by being her idiotic self everytime.Not me, I don't clean my kitchen worktop with a tea towel that I've also used to remove nail varnish
Not me either! I’ve left the house this year.
Not me guyz, I’ve not elbowed my mum in the face 
Not me! I go outside!
I'm not Gabriella Lindley either. I have friends, don't eat my bodyweight in ham because I'm vegetarian and I've never shat in a box.
Not me, I’m good at my job.
I’m not Gabriella Lindley. I practice personal hygiene and don’t consider washing myself a pamper day.
Not me, my thumbs don’t look like big toes x
Not me I don't wear my hair in a turd bun.
Haven't flared my nostrils in years, definitely not me!
Not me, I don't have a bidet filled with my mum's clothes and life-size pictures of people I'm no longer friends with.
I am not Gabriella, I have a husband.
although plot twist if I was her, Jane or the cousin
although plot twist if I was her, Jane or the cousin
Absolutely creased at these I wasn’t around in the court outfit era but would love to submit my request to go as a vase of tulips x
I wasn’t around in the court outfit era but would love to submit my request to go as a vase of tulips x
This thread is too much sometimes
not me ive not spent £10,000 deposit on windews that have now ghosted me
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