i don’t finger myself whilst playing animal crossing 
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It’s not me guys, I don’t eat lasagne in the bath 
I find it ironic she shared a quote from Big Little Feelings because it's mainly an account focused on raising children and respecting/validating their feelings. But her hypothetical child she said she wanted to make HER friends.
I wonder what her courtroom outfit would be!Imagine if Gabby is really one of us and when she talks about all her sew real friends she actually means us
Tugs your heartstrings to think that outside of her family, we’re the only ones consistently interested in what she’s up to.
I’m not Gobs, I keep my cat away from poisonous plants 🥲
I am a vegetarian and have a boyfriend. Not Gobby 
Not me folks, I use capital letters and punctuation. 
My only sewfwa is 3 years old, I'm not Gobs. 
Also not me, haven’t ever asked anyone what they’ll do when I dye my hair a different colour.
Not me either, I didn’t spend my birthday with my mother because my boyfriend had an emergency cricket match!
Not me, I love Hamilton too much
Not me guv, my eyes are actually green.
I'm also not her. My pet has a normal BMI, and I'm vegan so I don't scoff packets of ham.
I almost want her to reveal herself, so we can have an ‘oh Gobbles, my Gobbles’ moment and have celebratory ham, baileys and bath lasagne
Not me, I don’t get drunk on baileys hot chocs!
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