I have to watch this every timeHaven’t been keeping up with boring Gobby but came here to post this, I’m absolutely decked.
It’s the flash of the piranha teeth in a flurry of spinning pink fluff that sets me off
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It’s the flash of the piranha teeth in a flurry of spinning pink fluff that sets me off
Gabby is a swimming costume or bikini… just picture it
I want to start a velvetbl0cked tik tok account where it’s a safe space for victims to come and share their stories. I still can’t believe I got blocked for saying that going to the pub is fine since they’re open and if everyone’s safe what is the issue 
excewse yew they are environmentally friendly
Ew sorry, I apewligise
Hewp yew did it in a box xOmg I’ve literally just pissed myself a littul laughing
So I did some research on the new phone cases she's advertising. Hope these post in the right order. Also here's the link...
pelacase.com
Pela vs. Casetify Conscious
We ran an accelerated compost test to determine which of these two "Compostable" phone cases will actually degrade. Do not be fooled by greenwashing.
pelacase.com
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Right, I’d like you to make an Instagram post of yourselves, don’t speak, don’t do anything apart from eye duck yourself, end with a weak smile . Then next time you are upset , whip your phone out. Make another Instagram post just looking into the camera .
don’t actually post these, just save them but ensure you make each of them for as long as an insta story last.
Periodically watch them for no other reason to remind yourself, never to sink that low .
don’t actually post these, just save them but ensure you make each of them for as long as an insta story last.
Periodically watch them for no other reason to remind yourself, never to sink that low .
Just had a Teams interview for role I'm really excited about and one of the questions was "if we walked into your home office space right now, what would we find?"
Gabby's response would be "if you ewpen my sew cewt bay seat yewll find Nellbob's cat litter, and dewn't mind the hewver on the desk that's just becosss I'm SUCH a Monica. If yew look in these ugly ass yewnits yewll find some ugly ass prints and stickuhs that I have no hewp in selling because my work is overpriced basic tat. Also yes that's Nellie in the corner but he's not allewd in here so I pretend he's not akchewlly there. When dew i get paid? Jane what does the mean twit man mean I ewnly get paid if I get the job?"
Gabby's response would be "if you ewpen my sew cewt bay seat yewll find Nellbob's cat litter, and dewn't mind the hewver on the desk that's just becosss I'm SUCH a Monica. If yew look in these ugly ass yewnits yewll find some ugly ass prints and stickuhs that I have no hewp in selling because my work is overpriced basic tat. Also yes that's Nellie in the corner but he's not allewd in here so I pretend he's not akchewlly there. When dew i get paid? Jane what does the mean twit man mean I ewnly get paid if I get the job?"
Surely most people in their 20s do lots of fun (sober) things like skating, escape rooms, pottery classes etc - activities with their friends AND go to bars and clubs too?
It’s not either or gobs.
It’s not either or gobs.
She heard you and went outside.............. she's crazy..... she's wild.... she went to......IkeaHow can Gabby retweet about making memories in your 20s and not just going to nightclubs.
You have no social life AT ALL
You’ve had so many Starbucks and M&S trips you probably can’t been pinpoint which one was the absolute best
If my only memories in my 20s were going to Starbucks or only doing activities when my mum was staying I’d honestly feel so depressed
Why only 4 meatballs?! Did she get a kids meal?!
Why is she always in IKEA? Don’t tell me she’s buying more storage yewnits 
This is grim
That looks foul.
Kitchen reno innit.Why is she always in IKEA? Don’t tell me she’s buying more storage yewnits
Ikea food being the same all over the world is kind of comforting. She needs more meatballs and some lingonsylt though
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