Gabriella Lindley #59 moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan, moan.

[thereshegoesagain]

Trawling through some archive posts from old gurugossip days, found/reminded of some true gems!

 

[planetjupiter]

Not Tod Ay

 

[Lurker0999]

She’s clearly never been to a bar in Brighton as she’s actually describing what she’s heard about a club. Cringing for her x

 

[HotTea]

Gabriella Lindley #60 Flippers are out, bolognese is congealed. Who’s that in the background? It’s Phillip Schofield!

 

[Hewcus_Pewcus]

Just watching her new studio vlog and she talked about redesigning the thank you card and this is it.

"not today." Is her THANK YOU CARD!!!

WHAT!!!

She is literally giving customers a card that says "not today" as a thank you. Does she not realise how weird that is??

 

[Blueblue123]

"These comments are cracking me up"

I dunno why it's funny that the comments are basically saying all the shit we do here but she's drawing no attention to it with indirect tweets or IG stories, not accusing anyone of being bewlies and liars, or calling them scummy trolls.

 

[Abce3456]

The last comment

 

[croago]

"Because I've added a shit ton of value" GRIM

 

[eelaii]

She's the pickiest pick me girl there is. LOL

 

[planetjupiter]

The thumbnail reminds of me the Mike/Scully face swap!

 

[Simpson125]

Skye we need your official statement

 

[Sure. name changed]

Christ you could have stopped watching her 5 years ago and pick up immediately. She really does lead an odd little life full of furniture.

 

[Stuntgirl]

Her tiktok profile pic vs reality

 

[Fillyjonk]

Things you could do with Gabby's bolognaise:

Fill in pavement cracks
Use it for grouting
Use it as wallpaper paste
Use it as glue
Plug holes in your wall
Fling it from a catapult as a weapon
Make a pretend poo prop

Things you cannot do with Gabby's bolognaise:

Eat it

 

[Hewcus_Pewcus]

I'm sorry WHAT? Firstly, it's ANNE Hathaway you imbecile.
Secondly, Anne is only 39? I could understand the "does not age" comment if she was in her 60s but she is literally still in her absolute prime! She was only 23/24 in Devil Wears Prada and she's maintained her youthful appearance by taking care of herself unlike you gamgam!

 

[Fillyjonk]

She's taking "not clingy" to the next level by not having a single friend.

 

[areyoujoking]

When you’re THAT desperate to get a viral tweet.

 

[Fillyjonk]

Gabriella Lindley #60 - House flipper, paint stripper, gravy dipper, poo box tipper

 

[Fillyjonk]

Why is she tucked up in bed eating a stinking pepperami

Are we even surprised she takes compressed pork to bed?

 

[Amandaleigh]

Here we go folks