Gabriella Lindley #55 The best way tew spread Christmuss cheer is with a surgery at the end of the year!

[jackolantern]

This is literally the best thread on tattle. Gabby has always dreamed of her own album and she finally gets it! Albeit a compilation of christmas hits from her haters

 

[HotTea]

So this is Christmas…. what op have you booked?
Another year over, another nip tuck.

 

[Albi]

Gobbys long awaited album of festive hits featuring such bangers as

1. Last Christmas (I gave yew my gallbladder)
2. Baby it’s (too) warm inside
3. Do they know it’s op day
4. Shite Christmas
5. 12 days of shitmas
6. All I want for Christmas (is another op)
7. Fairytale of new pork
8. Home for the night
9. Driving home for Christmas

 

[judgejohndeed]

7. Fairytale of new pork

Next thread title please please please

 

[Fillyjonk]

(You'll have to imagine Gabs licking her teeth and clumping around in a hospital gown trying to look sexy)

Surgeon baby,
Stick a scalpel under the tree
For me
Been an awful good girl
Surgeon baby,
So get me on the table tonight.

Think of all the ops I've missed,
Think of all the aftercare that I'll resist,
Next year I think I'll really need
A big fat juicy duodenectomy.

Surgeon baby,
Just a little op now, I mean
My spleen,
I don't need one of those!
Surgeon baby,
So get me on the table tonight.

Next thread title please please please

I'm dead. Dead, I tell you.

 

[HotTea]

Echoing previous posts, I just want to chime in and say I love this thread too we never seem to have drama between us either, just laughs. I love seeing regular posters on here in other threads too it’s like “oh hey ”

 

[judgejohndeed]

(You'll have to imagine Gabs licking her teeth and clumping around in a hospital gown trying to look sexy)

Surgeon baby,
Stick a scalpel under the tree
For me
Been an awful good girl
Surgeon baby,
So get me on the table tonight.

Think of all the ops I've missed,
Think of all the aftercare that I'll resist,
Next year I think I'll really need
A big fat juicy duodenectomy.

Surgeon baby,
Just a little op now, I mean
My spleen,
Take it out of me please,
Surgeon baby,
So get me on the table tonight.



I'm dead. Dead, I tell you.

Santa baby, I'd like a laparoscopy too, it's not poo
Look at all my adhesions, dear
Santa baby, so hurry down to Thurgo tonight

 

[jackolantern]

Gobbys long awaited album of festive hits featuring such bangers as

1. Last Christmas (I gave yew my gallbladder)
2. Baby it’s (too) warm inside
3. Do they know it’s op day
4. Shite Christmas
5. 12 days of shitmas
6. All I want for Christmas (is another op)
7. Fairytale of new pork
8. Home for the night
9. Driving home for Christmas

FAIRYTALE OF NEW PORK

IM DONE IT CAN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS

 

[Fillyjonk]

Come on then, let's do the 12 Days of Christmas. I'll start:

On the first day of Christmas, my mum Jane gave to me,
A voucher for surgery.

 

[HotTea]

Santa baby, I'd like a laparoscopy too, it's not poo
Look at all my adhesions, dear
Santa baby, so hurry down to Thurgo tonight

hurry down to Thurgo tonight I am DECEASED

Come on then, let's do the 12 Days of Christmas.

On the first day of Christmas, my mum Jane gave to me,
A voucher for surgery.

On the second day of Christmas, my poor diet gave to me, 2 gallstones and a voucher for surgery

 

[judgejohndeed]

Come on then, let's do the 12 Days of Christmas.

On the first day of Christmas, my mum Jane gave to me,
A voucher for surgery.

On the second day of Christmas, my bullies gave me to me,
A ham roasted in honey

 

[Fillyjonk]

On the second day of Christmas, my bullies gave me to me,
A ham roasted in honey

Ooh we'll have to fit the ham in somewhere!

 

[Tulipa]

Brilliant, All of you. I will actually be upset when Gabby falls into the abyss and doesn't post anymore because, although unintentional, she is the material for so much comedy genius!! Literally couldn't make her tit up!!

 

[hereforthememe]

I'm bad at this but for day 5

And five baby naaaames

 

[areyoujoking]

(You'll have to imagine Gabs licking her teeth and clumping around in a hospital gown trying to look sexy)

Surgeon baby,
Stick a scalpel under the tree
For me
Been an awful good girl
Surgeon baby,
So get me on the table tonight.

Think of all the ops I've missed,
Think of all the aftercare that I'll resist,
Next year I think I'll really need
A big fat juicy duodenectomy.

Surgeon baby,
Just a little op now, I mean
My spleen,
I don't need one of those!
Surgeon baby,
So get me on the table tonight.



I'm dead. Dead, I tell you.

You know when people say they’re laughing out loud when they’re not really, I actually am. I wish I could post a photo, but believe me.. I am sniggering a lot.

 

[HotTea]

I can’t wait to see these 12 days finished, can we put them all together when it’s complete

“Jane the people on Tattle are being sew mean tew me again!”
“Why sheltered hermit darling daughter, whatever is the matter?”
“They’re making up Christmas songs about me”
“Let’s have a bun and try again tomorrow hey?”

Someone PLEASE include white grout in the 12 days

 

[Tulipa]

You know when people say they’re laughing out loud when they’re not really, I actually am. I wish I could post a photo, but believe me.. I am sniggering a lot.

Oh I'm full on belly laughing

 

[areyoujoking]

I'm bad at this but for day 5

And five baby naaaames

On the 6th day of Christmas my true love gave to me…

scarily large canvases of forgotten friendships and selfies of Gabby

 

[Juststopit]

hurry down to Thurgo tonight I am DECEASED



On the second day of Christmas, my poor diet gave to me, 2 gallstones and a voucher for surgery

3 ugly cats, 2 gallstones, and a voucher for surgeryyy

 

[Cyclophage]

On the seventh day of Christmas, the hospital gave to me, a discount on my next surgeryyyy