Just adding this to remind her she brought this on herself by not changing her lifestyle
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Just adding this to remind her she brought this on herself by not changing her lifestyle
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Just looking at this again - She has had symptoms for 1 week. That isn’t anywhere near long enough to get an ultrasound from an NHS GP when it’s not an emergency right? So she has booked herself in for a private ultrasound and is then complaining about itHere we go again
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Number 9 should be ‘ janes driving ME home for ChristmasGobbys long awaited album of festive hits featuring such bangers as
1. Last Christmas (I gave yew my gallbladder)
2. Baby it’s (too) warm inside
3. Do they know it’s op day
4. Shite Christmas
5. 12 days of shitmas
6. All I want for Christmas (is another op)
7. Fairytale of new pork
8. Home for the night
9. Driving home for Christmas
Maybe she’ll get surgery over Christmas period so she can go home and say she is only at her parents due to recovering and not Christmas.Here we go again
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"where I wanna be" - nothing is stopping yew from going to visit hunYours isn’t much better you passive aggressive hermit crab
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Not Nelly, Leo
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Awwww poor Leo, tattlers have always thought the poor cat looked unwell"where I wanna be" - nothing is stopping yew from going to visit hunthat one sticker order from Bev can wait.
its like she’s forgotten trains exist."where I wanna be" - nothing is stopping yew from going to visit hunthat one sticker order from Bev can wait.
Omg!Santa baby, I'd like a laparoscopy too, it's not poo
Look at all my adhesions, dear
Santa baby, so hurry down to Thurgo tonight
Was she expecting Jeff Bezos to respond to her query directly?? What's the point manThis gobshite tagging Amazon on twitter for attention and I can't help but feel sorry for the underpaid employee who will need to put up with her bullshit because her 16th impulse purchase of the week was delievered five hours too late.
They replied to her within minutesShock![]()