Gabriella Lindley #55 The best way tew spread Christmuss cheer is with a surgery at the end of the year!

[Albi]

Gobbys long awaited album of festive hits featuring such bangers as

1. Last Christmas (I gave yew my gallbladder)
2. Baby it’s (too) warm inside
3. Do they know it’s op day
4. Shite Christmas
5. 12 days of shitmas
6. All I want for Christmas (is another op)
7. Fairytale of new pork
8. Home for the night
9. Driving home for Christmas

 

[Wickedtown]

I get it's the makeup brand's insta but lmao this tag is a little too accurate

 

[Fillyjonk]

Lonely Londoners visiting A&E as they don't know where else to go, says expert

Some people visited A&E nearly 300 times in a year

www.mylondon.news

Please Gabby get a hobby, A&E has had enough

A Hobbie, yew say?

 

[Fillyjonk]

 

[Piggywig77]

Funny how when she goes to primark it’s AMAZING but when others did it they were “risking their lives for a £3 t shirt, cute.” Hypocrite

 

[judgejohndeed]

Last Christmas, I gave you my gallbladder, but the very next day, you gave me bile duct stones. This year, to save me from tears, I'm giving away my [insert whatever organ Gabs has decided she no longer wants here]

 

[Celery16]

‘None of my friends were free for a coffee’ LOL

 

[67bunting]

Wtf is going on with her jaw line???

 

[Padfoot]

Hey guys. I've been a massive lurker in these threads and I try and keep up as best as I can but you guys are too quick. But just want to say I lost my dad to a heart attack over the weekend (we still are in massive shock and just can't quite believe it) and catching up with these threads have been a major distraction and some of the stuff has just made me smile!! Especially all the new and improved Christmas songs!! When's the album coming out?? You'll release that album before she releases hers! So just want to say a thank yew and keep up the good work!

 

[SilentAlarm]

As much as she annoys me, it does actually make me a little bit sad when I see newer clips/photos of her. What has she done to herself? She needs serious help.

 

[snowfairy17]

She sees what yew are tweeting
She knews yew're spreading hate
She knews yew've been on tattle
Yew'll be blocked for goodness sake!

Yew better watch out
Yew better not cry
Yew better not pout
I'm telling yew why

Gabbatron is coming tew town!

 

[Wickedtown]

"She works for me my love" as if that negates her right to a life of her own? Wtf is wrong with her

 

[snowfairy17]

Gabbie: I'm not a fan of Adele
Also Gabbie:

 

[Fillyjonk]

@Padfoot, I am so sorry, my love. I'm glad we've been able to raise a smile in such sad times for you and we'll always be here to raise you up

Here's a lovely little carol.

Away on a sewfa,
Won't sleep in her bed,
The hammy-pawed Gabby
Lay down her striped head

The ugly light fitting
Shone down where she lay
The crust-jumpered Gabby
And her Starbucks latte

 

[Hally34]

Is that her old mate Zoella there?

Couldn’t resist

 

[Fillyjonk]

(You'll have to imagine Gabs licking her teeth and clumping around in a hospital gown trying to look sexy)

Surgeon baby,
Stick a scalpel under the tree
For me
Been an awful good girl
Surgeon baby,
So get me on the table tonight.

Think of all the ops I've missed,
Think of all the aftercare that I'll resist,
Next year I think I'll really need
A big fat juicy duodenectomy.

Surgeon baby,
Just a little op now, I mean
My spleen,
I don't need one of those!
Surgeon baby,
So get me on the table tonight.

Next thread title please please please

I'm dead. Dead, I tell you.

 

[Tom_Nook]

As someone who rarely frequents this thread I still wanted to contribute to your festive album, I hope that's OK.

I love blocking strangers (to the tune of away in a manger)

I love blocking strangers
Don't care what I said
They reply to my tweets
And get in my head

Reheating old pasta
And eating my ham
Think whatever you want
I just don't give a damn

If you don't wear a mask then
I'll block you as well
With no prior warning
You're going to hell

What's that in the box
Well it could be a poo
Don't tell me it's gross
What was I meant to do

Don't tell me I'm wrong
When I'm obviously right
With Jane and with Nellie
I'll win in a fight

 

[Doc]

Stompin’ around the Christmas tree
As the nostrils start to flare
Flash of the teeth and fillered cheeks
And greasy, stripy hair

Stompin’ around the Christmas tree
Give the surjun a littul ring
It’s time to slice and dice the misery guts
For the festive joy it brings

Yew will get a sewper mental feeling
when yew hear
Surjuns counting out the lolly
For laying yew on the theatre trolley

Stompin’ around the Christmas tree
Close Jewniper Mewn today
Jane looking on so warily
Gabz is coming home to stay

Yes will get a Sewper mental feeling
When yew hear
Chris giving back a verbal volley
Sew threw the sprouts, the gravy and cauli

Stompin’ around the Christmas tree
Time to jump on the Hove bound train
Tweet and delete aggressively
Every Christmas is the saaaaammmeee

 

[jackolantern]

Are you slopping more pink paint upon the wall?
Is it time that your obese cat got a hamster ball
Does he dream of knifing you in your sleep deer
But he's too chonk to face the day
Cause the tewna keeps him sober anyway

So here it is merry christmas
No Lindley is having fun
Look to the future now
For surgery two hundred and oooooneeeeee

 

[Ms.Marble]

‘None of my friends were free for a coffee’ LOL

I usually don't comment on this thread, just stalk every once in a while (). But I saw this story and can't help myself.
She says Primark "massively stepped up their game home decor wise". Excuse me? Didn't she partner with them with her own home decor? Did she just call herself and her shit products out?