4 bin bags of cat tit
Gabriella Lindley #55 The best way tew spread Christmuss cheer is with a surgery at the end of the year!
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On the 4th day of Christmas, Jane-y gave to me.. 300 iced buns and Yorkshire pud in swampy graaaaavy
NoOooOoo THERAAAAAAAPY!!!
Gabby you don’t need to spare us the details. You eat tit, you have explosive tit. NO gallbladder tings
You take all of our bizznazz advice, why can’t you listen to us old ladies that are gallbladder-less who absolutely knew you’d end up posting that same exact thing you just posted because we’ve been there, done that, got the bright red hospital socks to prove it. You bleeping posted that with a Starbucks in your hand.. you need a punch in the face at this point.. and your mum needs to tell you she can’t help you if you can’t help yourself. One of the absolute worst things you can have is constant milky coffee drinks. You’re a knob… and I also believe this is the real reason you’re pissed at your dad. I reckon he tells you this stuff too.
NoOooOoo THERAAAAAAAPY!!!
Gabby you don’t need to spare us the details. You eat tit, you have explosive tit. NO gallbladder tings
You take all of our bizznazz advice, why can’t you listen to us old ladies that are gallbladder-less who absolutely knew you’d end up posting that same exact thing you just posted because we’ve been there, done that, got the bright red hospital socks to prove it. You bleeping posted that with a Starbucks in your hand.. you need a punch in the face at this point.. and your mum needs to tell you she can’t help you if you can’t help yourself. One of the absolute worst things you can have is constant milky coffee drinks. You’re a knob… and I also believe this is the real reason you’re pissed at your dad. I reckon he tells you this stuff too.
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On the 7th day of Christmas Amazon sent to me, 7 brand new “toilets”
Why does she always think having the shits means she needs surgery????????
Because…ITS CHRIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSTMAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSS!
But will she box dye her stripy baleyage before or after her surgery?
She also does duck all except buy door knobs and paint I saved loads of money wfh lock down
I’ve said it before, but I’d love to see her get a part time job in a care home or something. Would do her the world of good, and could humble her and get her chatting with people I’m sure she would feel ‘safe’ around. Might even give her some content, and some secure income.
But who am I kidding. She would never.
I don’t know what it is but I do end up putting her. I know she’s vile, but there is a part of me that really wants her to dig herself out of this hole. I think she’s genuinely depressed and sees no way out, she’s closed herself off from living so much now
Do I duck want gaboon near my granny
I bet she’s fewming with her nostrils flaring over the fact we’ve written better songs than she ever could, in the space of a few hours when it’s taken her years and she’s still not wrote anything ewriginal
She's actually embarrasing and I feel second hand embarrasment for her, no friends, no social life AT ALL clearly as she only vlogs in her flat. Honestly, does she realise how she looks
I'm so behind on the Gobs threads (cause obv she leads such an eventful life duhh) but "Director at Gabulous Ltd" killed me lol
Also, I have zero knowledge of UK labour law, but does anyone know whether Jane is actually employed by her / a contractor / has shares in GABOLOUS LTD or how it works? Tbf I totally imagine Gobs being dumb enough to employ her "illegally" and then plaster it everywhere on social media. Or she probably just works for free knowing Gobs. How much would Gobs be even paying her... Like from Gobs always mentioned, Jane wants to break free from north and from living with the "toxic family member" but seems the wages at Gabolous ltd aren't enough to rent an apartment anywhere.
I actually think she might be deluded and believes that she does have friends/what we say isn’t true. She clearly isn’t willing to change or do anything to socialise or improve her social skills anyway. She’s been making excuses since the dawn of time reasons as to why she can’t go out. For example, she used to write off her entire day if her Tesco shop was coming. She would literally say ‘Tesco have given me a 12-5 time slot today so I can’t go to PT, which is so frustrating!’ like any normal person would either leave a note advising to leave with a neighbour or something, or rearrange. She really must be crazy as I don’t think she believes it herself.
She was probs jealous of Leo because he has cancer and she wanted to get the attention back to her.
And Gabbo, all that will end when you get therapy and stick to it.
And Gabbo, all that will end when you get therapy and stick to it.
Key part here being Gobs mentioned it though. Personally I don't think Jane wants to move anywhere and is perfectly happy with her home set up. Just the other day someone posted a photo of what appeared to be her out for food with The Sew Abusive Dad, George and Sophie. Jane wanting to be 'free' from whateverhisname is seems like a fantasy Gobs has constructed. The only person Jane needs to be free from is Gobs.
On the 12th day of Christmas, the toilet man gave to me...
12 fanny flutters so I died from a coronaryyyyyyyyyy
(Then I came back as Gavin the ghost to let yew knew it was THE WORST coronary the doctors had ever seen)
12 fanny flutters so I died from a coronaryyyyyyyyyy
(Then I came back as Gavin the ghost to let yew knew it was THE WORST coronary the doctors had ever seen)
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This makes me so mad
writing off the day for a Tesco delivery 12-5I work 8-4 and still manage to exercise 1+ hour in the evening, study part time, cook, wash my hair
jesus wept
I've just finished watching her video and can I just say that my bedroom is painted with Dulux Just Walnut too and I can say for a fact that is definitely not pink! Not even a hint of pink. I'm so confused by what makes her think it is pink?!
i can’t see if anyones posted it, but did anyone else see the story she had up lunch time ish? Nellie supposedly has neck cancer and needs some radiation?! i forgot to screen shot it
shite my badYours isn’t much better you passive aggressive hermit crab
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