Why is she even here, does anyone know?
Gabriella Lindley #55 The best way tew spread Christmuss cheer is with a surgery at the end of the year!
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Look how ruddy her face is, sew pale yew guise...
Some sort of medical appointment. Guess the surjuns in Sheffield and Brighton are onto her munching so she's trying London now.
Probably gone to the same place as her hairline and her past friendships
Oh so men are OK if they are old? Good to know
We all know she's just smiling because she's envisioning them popping their clogs sewn
Her face has started to look like chewed gum, wtf are they filling her with?
How is she claiming to of smiled at Stephen Fry, when she was half way down the street before she realised it was him?
Make it make sense Munchie.
And as for the caption about smiling at old men, Stephen is 64. Hardly old, you bleeping stupid witch.
Make it make sense Munchie.
And as for the caption about smiling at old men, Stephen is 64. Hardly old, you bleeping stupid witch.
“No phewtewshop here yew guise”
I know it’s a few months ago but it’s the only one on her Instagram that has the same-ish forward pose
I know it’s a few months ago but it’s the only one on her Instagram that has the same-ish forward pose
Funny how in real daylight she's not sew sew ghostly pale now isn't it?
I don’t know who Jade Thirwall, is, but this face!!!
Eta oh little mix. I am old.
Eta oh little mix. I am old.
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She’s never been outside before bless her, keeps thinking she sees celebrities because they’re the only people she sees online
Funny because Lucy and Lydia are friends with Little Mix, does she think if she hangs around London then they’ll come running back and give her all these famous friends?
Why does she talk like a 5 year old?!
He was cute and stubbly and very tall and I smiled at him and he smiled at me and I thought aw what a cute man
He was cute and stubbly and very tall and I smiled at him and he smiled at me and I thought aw what a cute man
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Holy tit, this is incredible. I sang the whole thing out loud!!Sorry I had to have a go at Fairytale of New Pork
It was bacon medallions
Back at Jane’s house
But ewld Gabz turned to scream
“Give me saucissons!”
And cos she’s never wrong
Jane bowed and cooked her two
Passed the ketchup
And the medallions too
Got her a chunk of ham
Gabz ate it all in one
She’s got a feeling
This year’s for her not yew
So happy Christmas
She loves pork baby
Goes to the abattoir
And all her dreams came true
There’s no carbs in those barns
It’s meat and it’s bones
But the lard will go right through yew
With gallbladder stones
“When yew gave me a box it was minor reprieve
Yew promised me Frazzles were waiting for me!”
So random!
So crappy!
You know it’s a pity
When Gabs finished chomping
She yowled out for more
The butcher was bringing
All the meat; and how fitting
He did try to warn her
Her diet was shite
And Thurgoland’s best and only choir
We’re singing “Gabb-Beh-ehhhh”
And the bells were ringing out
For Chrismuss Day
“Here I come!
I feel drunk!
Percy Pig’s such a hunk!
Lying there so well fed as he’s carved in that shed!
You twit man! You rotter!
Go boil me that trotter!
With gravy and Yorkshire’s
But no veggies thanks”
And Thurgoland’s best and only choir
We’re singing “Gabb-Beh-ehhhh”
And the bells were ringing out
For Chrismuss Day
Where’s her mask? Does she think you can only catch cewvid on a train? If she was that bothered about protecting other people, you’d think she’d have that mask plastered to her face all the time wouldn’t you? Especially in London. Stupid cow!
Do you think she’s gone out looking like an egg on legs so no one will recognise her?
To spread Christmas cheer
Damn, I missed that opportewnity!Bewmer
How did she know it was him?! Was he wearing a mask?! And SHE smiled at him?! How did HE know she was smiling?! *gasp* WHERE WAS YOUR MASK!!! You selfish bewmer!!
“Cewt old men” she’s so bleeping patronising. Are old women not cute then? Just the men? Ok then! 
Dick!
Dick!All this talk of moving back to London from her has made me go back and rewatch some of her old vlogs. I can't believe there was ever a time where I genuinely thought Gabz and Hobbie would start dating I was always just like "Wow, he must like her sooooo much. I don't get it at all, and he could do so much better, but awwww I think he loves her." I was so young and delusional
I was always just like "Wow, he must like her sooooo much. I don't get it at all, and he could do so much better, but awwww I think he loves her." I was so young and delusional - Status