Gabriella Lindley #55 The best way tew spread Christmuss cheer is with a surgery at the end of the year!

[Wickedtown]

So basically nothing more than a way to get rid of her shite that ain't selling

 

[Anotherone]

My contribution

 

[Albi]

Dashing through the snow,
On a one Jane, Gobby sleigh,
Oh what fun it is to ride,
Up and down the motorway.

Ohhh Jingle bells, Gobby smells,
Another surgery on the wayy.
Oh what fun, it is to guess,
the next big surgery day.
Oh jingle bells, Gobby yells,
Jane come pick me up,
I need another OPERAYSHUN
And another tummy tuck.

 

[Alrighthunxo]

Here we go again

 

[Albi]

After the “success” of her first album, here comes gobbles with that difficult second Xmas album

Now that’s what I call OPERAYSHUN 56 (Christmas edition)

1. Stomping around the Christmas tree
2. I wish it could be op day every day
3. Jingle bell op
4. Happy Xmas (op is over)
5. (I’ll make Jane travel) 2000 miles
6. It’s the most wonderful op of the year
7. I saw mommy kissing that twat man she lives with
8. It’s beginning to look a lot like munchausens
9. The twelve ops of Christmas
10. Let it grow, let it grow, let it grow (the return of Clemmie)

 

[Iwantyoutoknow22]

This is how the NYC vlog froze on my laptop lol View attachment 866154

OMG I thought this was Sid from Skins

 

[Ugholhere]

ah “she works for me” vs her usual “I run my little shop all by myself with no one there to help me I work sew sew hard” 🥲

I wonder if her mum offers to come help or if she just gets summoned with threats of being cut off if she doesn’t comply lol

 

[Ms.Marble]

This to me gives so much insight to how she sees family, right after she claims that she craves a tight knit family more than anything and it makes her so sad that she doesn't have it. It's like it's always a competition. Just like demanding someone being excluded for your sake and not giving a flying fuck about the needs of the rest of the family.


"If I was Lexi and had a sister named Nova I'd be really miffed "

WHAT?? You would really be jealous of your sibling's name? THEIR NAME????

My name is very run of the mill and very common. My two siblings have unique and cool names. I guess my parents used a traditional name for me and got more "adventurous" with the other names. My siblings get the "oh what a cool and unique name" or "how do you spell that?" and "what the hell is that name?" all the time. They never had anyone in class, at work or in a friend group have the same name ever. I get "oh, that's an easy name to remember" or "oh, I have a friend/sibling/relative called the same name". And both situations have their advantages and disadvantages, especially growing up. Never once in my life have I felt "miffed", jealous or resentful for the name I was given in comparison to theirs. My parents chose all of the names with love and care and that is what matters.
It sounds like such a ridiculous point of view to me to be jealous of a 'cooler' name. But maybe that's just me.

 

[9999er]

I’m thankful that she gets hardly any views/comments so I can scroll to find the good ones

 

[HotTea]

'I'll probably still eat this anyway because I really like burnt food'
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'It was quite nice actually'

Girl wonders why she’s in pain when she eats shit that looks like it walked out of Chernobyl

 

[Alrighthunxo]

Anyone else saw this? ))
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“She is being held hostage by me works for me my love” how patronising

 

[Fillyjonk]

Tattle charity single to raise money for Gob's new sewfa?

It's Christmas time,
But I've taken down my tree
At Christmas time,
Attention should be all on me

I've booked a Christmas surgery
So there won't be any joy
Throw some noodles at the world
At Christmas time

But nostrils flare
Flare for the other ones
At Christmas time
It's hard when they're having fun

There's a world outside my window
Where people have friends and go out
And I sulk here on my sewfa
Because friendships, I have nowt

And the gift boxes aren't presents,
They're receptacles for poo

Well tonight it's about me instead of yew

And there won't be fun in Thurgoland this Christmas time,
Except for me with back rubs and Jane's buns
I'll lie here and eat ham, taking grey pics for the 'gram
Do they know it's about me at all?

Here's to me
Make a ham plate just for me

Here's to Gab
Who has just had surgery

Do they know it's about me at all?

Feed this girl
Ham and buns at Christmas time
Feed this girl
All things pork this Christmas time
Drive this girl
Miles at miles at Christmas time
Feed this girl's
Ego 'cos it's Christmas time

Feed this girl
Feed this girl
Feed this girl

 

[Iwantyoutoknow22]

I don’t know who Jade Thirwell is, but this face!!!

She’s never been outside before bless her, keeps thinking she sees celebrities because they’re the only people she sees online

 

[lemonlime]

Here we go again
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tis the season

 

[Thoughts0411]

Anyone else saw this? ))

 

[rosesareblue]

What a terrible party. At their age, with money and fame etc etc I'd have expected them doing coke off eachothers tits and shots of vodka before going into town. Not a bowl of wotsits and shitty hot chocolate.

 

[judgejohndeed]

7. Fairytale of new pork

Next thread title please please please

 

[areyoujoking]

Gaaaaaaabs, don’t want a lot for christmaaaas, there is just one things she needs.. she don’t care about the presents..all she wants is surgeeeery.. Gabs just wants to be unwell, more than you could ever tell.. make her wish come trueeee.. All Gabs wants for Christmas, is the fluuuuu

 

[Celery16]

Christ not this again. Book yourself into an Air BnB, spend some time with your mum and your brother, tolerate your dad for a few hours, like countless other people do at Christmas, and stop being a big attention seeking baby. No one cares, get on with it or shut up about it.

 

[Fillyjonk]

Suction slurps,
Are you listening?
Surgeon's hand, scalpel glistening,
The lights are on bright,
Gab's happy tonight,
Stomping through a Christmas surgery.