Nope she can’t possibly have caffeine (except the 362772 cherry Pepsi maxes she guzzles-plonkerNoooo I’m not a compete head case like herShe probably would add it to black coffee though!
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Page 48 onwards counts so just repost in again ... it's brill - love the Witches Tit phrase !Next thread title - Risotto drier than a witches tit, Fopps’ content has gone to tit!
Apologies if I’m early
How many syns are in bullshit? Cos that’s all she seems to have in her bleeping mouth.
What she really means is that she is so relieved now there is a place opening where she can strap the boys into their pushchairs all day and not have to try and entertain them at home. What's the betting this will be Prikki's favourite thing to do until soft play opens and she'll be the first in the queue on Monday and visiting 5 days a week?
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The boys have had a few months of not being strapped in the pushchair and have been getting more confident with their walking.
I wonder if they will still be happy to sit strapped in the pushchair when they are taken out or if they will want to get out and explore. In opposite directions!
I wonder if they will still be happy to sit strapped in the pushchair when they are taken out or if they will want to get out and explore. In opposite directions!
I came on to say exactly the same
she’s more relieved that it’s somewhere else to go, she’s not bothered in the slightest about supporting the zoos. I think I’ve known them to go to the zoo maybe once since she’s had those boy. 
Yes she is definitely relieved about the zoo's and not for them but for herself. Those poor boys will be strapped in their pushchair and she will be posing her way around Twycross zoo or West Midlands safari park in no time
I was going to say the same as you all! I’d love to take mine to the zoo but hubby is back at work and reins work for 2 second before I’m stood stretched with them going different ways.
They’d last 15 minutes in a pushchair and would probably eat every snack just to keep them in there.
So good luck fopps!
But let’s face it she would go just to take a picture of her with a baboons ass in the background for the gram.
Unless they are perfect toddlers that don’t want to explore and run around picking up any
Old bit of tit from the floor she will have a hellish time.
There will be so many rules to follow it won’t be easy.
They’d last 15 minutes in a pushchair and would probably eat every snack just to keep them in there.
So good luck fopps!
But let’s face it she would go just to take a picture of her with a baboons ass in the background for the gram.
Unless they are perfect toddlers that don’t want to explore and run around picking up any
Old bit of tit from the floor she will have a hellish time.
There will be so many rules to follow it won’t be easy.
She makes me sick! She wants to use it when she can't use her expensive gym ! What a waste of money .. I have a really old treadmill (to the point were I think it's potentially just gonna stop mid run one day or blow up ) and I use it because I can't afford a gym membership and the fact I've got two children under 4 so it's just easy for me to use at home plus I work late nights so it just fits in with me ..she really doesn't need one if someone gifts her it I will be livid 
) and I use it because I can't afford a gym membership and the fact I've got two children under 4 so it's just easy for me to use at home plus I work late nights so it just fits in with me ..she really doesn't need one if someone gifts her it I will be livid They are so noisy too! I’m sure it would disturb the boys sleep and she won’t have that
She's realised the boys play area is tiny so it will be her treadmill area instead
Well why not also have a treadmill in the kitchen...along with an island off Portugal and a breakfast bar made for a tiny person. Plus there’s plenty of room as no oven in that spaceShe's realised the boys play area is tiny so it will be her treadmill area instead
Remember tho...this extension is aaaaalllll for the boys!
Maybe now that mad Mazza has done her mountain of ironing in the “guest” bedroom it’ll be going in thereShe makes me sick! She wants to use it when she can't use her expensive gym ! What a waste of money .. I have a really old treadmill (to the point were I think it's potentially just gonna stop mid run one day or blow up
she’s not bothered about the noise, she’ll just turn up the white noise to full and put her teenager headphones on. Once her posh gym reopens it’ll become another item unused and up for sale.If she puts it in the new extension then all I can say is wow! So much for the boys play area and what a bloody eyesore.
Maybe Deux Chebs has left?Is this about the extension?
You took the words right out of my mouth!In the stories with the boys and the balloons, did she seriously say “as long as your train them”?! Train them?! They aren’t dogs ffs. Shouldn’t it be “as long as you TEACH them”
she infuriates me
Came into say about her training them!
She really does think highly of herself.
I know the boys are good with their speech and colours which is great but she only gets them to preform like monkeys because they were so delayed with everything else. It’s annoying as it’s like she’s trying to compensate. Just stop showing off fopps.
She really does think highly of herself.
I know the boys are good with their speech and colours which is great but she only gets them to preform like monkeys because they were so delayed with everything else. It’s annoying as it’s like she’s trying to compensate. Just stop showing off fopps.
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