Didn’t she say lately in a CP post that wearing make up isn’t important to her?! I mean I thought that was bs, but if it isn’t, don’t wear it then and problem solved! Ooh just realised I’m now VIP..! I’d like to thank 9 pint Nikki AKA fopperbollocks (
who the
duck calls themselves “aka” like it’s her real name but I digress) for the amount of eye rolls it has taken to get to this point in my life. I will raise half a pint, half a chip and half a
tit cardboard tasting protein bar in thanks later (I won’t) whilst I spit on my lashes, and get my four kids ready for bed, moaning that I never have any me time, after posting on Instagram to be kind, because I don’t want anyone calling me out on my actual stupidity, instead of enjoying my kids bedtime routine.