Most people would just think let’s not bother, it’s too much hassle with the train strikes, we’ll go another weekend but she is so childish she HAS to have a birthday weekend away. It’s ridiculous at her age.
We all know how her weekend aways go anyway: check into brothel style hotel, coffee and a sniff of Chris’ cake (not a euphemism!) one cocktail at a bar she thinks is cool, calorie controlled meal at Bella Italia after posing in front of somewhere more expensive, pretending to buy a designer item, early to bed even though she really wanted to stay out and then home early in the morning because she so so so missed the miracles. Dull! There you go fopps, no need to bother now..