I hope everyone has a lovely weekend apart from the Man United fans I hope you lot fall in a muddy puddle 
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Thanks now I want a sausage roll (both types) and I want the spicy chicken bites (just the food)
jeez isnt facing Haaland enough without muddy puddlesI hope everyone has a lovely weekend apart from the Man United fans I hope you lot fall in a muddy puddle
I hope your having nightmares about big Erling Myersjeez isnt facing Haaland enough without muddy puddles
This cut me twice as deep because I enjoy both sausage rolls and Erling Haaland
My nightmares with him involved choking with a cock
Judging by the evidence of those compression shorts, that would not be difficult.Sausage RollErling Haaland
Things I would deep throat
I thought the Gregg's post was spot on about Erling. Absolute perfection.
Relatable!Sausage Roll
Things I would deep throat
Jacks driving again I see.
Guess being seen with sasha was enough for him to go get his driving licence back.
also yes I know it prop has nothing to do with that
Guess being seen with sasha was enough for him to go get his driving licence back.
Oh no he won’t have the “no she’s not my girlfriend she’s my chauffeur” excuse anymore
I’ll be busy with another sport this weekend but I hope everyone enjoys the return of the Premier League and I wish everyone a happy weekend!
Except of course Eric Dier.
Except of course Eric Dier.
Conte not going with the 5-3-2 formation. Meaning another week of sitting through a first half where the opposition just waltz through our two man midfield in a bloody NLD, too early for the vodka? 
Same back to you!I hope everyone has a lovely weekend apart from the Man United fans I hope you lot fall in a muddy puddle
United win on the cards I hope.
if my teammate was up on rape charges personally i couldnt celebrate his goal
Swig it from the bottle Snoop. duck that Tottenham off all they do is let you down. If you want to support City tomorrow at 2pm your very welcome.Conte not going with the 5-3-2 formation. Meaning another week of sitting through a first half where the opposition just waltz through our two man midfield in a bloody NLD, too early for the vodka?
Me neither and I’m an Arsenal fanif my teammate was up on rape charges personally i couldnt celebrate his goal
Glad he’s not our only scorer; I wouldn’t be happy with a win if he was.
turned off the tv, seeing as Conte has given up n all with those bleeping subs. Shame he didn’t start Bissouma like we all wanted. Perhaps I should just switch to support City what an easy life that would be… shame I still have a season ticket and they always rope me back in, there’s actually no getting away from this club
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