Pictured: Harold and Jay's colleague revealing the location of the magic puddle to our Jay-cloth Cow.Actual footage of @Jay-cloth Cow getting the tea.
They'll be logging in to Tattle from their new, *puddle gifted* sentient mirror tonight
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All this talk of wangs on the MT has reminded me that Tommy Lee's alright but the best bellend around here is Billy. Hope everything is alright with you and yours Billy, if you're reading along.
Thank you for the tip , I’ve just bought Store cupboard one pound meals. I also got the Savvy shoppers cookbook by Amy Sheppard which on a quick flick through , seems quite like the book JM should have written , had they been able to cook . they are all quite simple recipes - it’s very much aimed at simple family meals , so probably not one for foodies, but all the recipes seem well written and easy to follow . Even if there is one for tinned tuna meatballs
Best drunk acquistion story I've heard! We ended up with the Ragdoll cos my brother in law sent a message in our group chat going 'Do you two want Bushalls?' and both my wife and I said yeah cos he works in a distillery and we thought it was a brand of whiskey we hadn't heard of. Forgot we had nicknamed the cat Bushels when we first met him. Anyway we couldn't say no after that and my wife had always said he'd somehow end up living with us. They didn't have time for him with his missus being a nurse and him working all hours and Ragdolls need fussing and tend to have their own 'person' in the family. A week later and there was a dog carrier sat in our front room and this massive idiot ball of fluff bouncing round befriending our other three.
Was fun to watch him settle in, he grew up alongside a puppy and you could tell, he'd do that bow and tail wag when he wanted to play but had to grow out of it cos he'd just flatten the Tuxie bless him.
I'll stop babbling about cats one day but they really are great creatures
I went to a food festival in Glasgow today with some friends (which was very lovely but SO hot), and we got goodie bags which I was so excited for only to find they contained stock cubes and an ugly mug? Very weird aura.
Thank you for the well wishes, lovely canal. I've at least been trusted without the crisis team this weekend which is nice, it's not great when you keep having people with NHS lanyards turn up for everyone to see. Switchy I noticed your change of location a few days ago 
although I am sad you have moved from Collard Greens, Tbilisi as you are no longer near me in Celery, Edinburgh.
Hooting at stock cubes Owly, what kind were they? Fish? Chicken? Vegetable??
although I am sad you have moved from Collard Greens, Tbilisi as you are no longer near me in Celery, Edinburgh.Hooting at stock cubes Owly, what kind were they? Fish? Chicken? Vegetable??
Until today I would not have believed a mug could have a weird aura… but it really DOES!I went to a food festival in Glasgow today with some friends (which was very lovely but SO hot), and we got goodie bags which I was so excited for only to find they contained stock cubes and an ugly mug? Very weird aura.
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Lamb, of all things, which is exactly what you want when it's 28 degrees, a nice lamb stew.Thank you for the well wishes, lovely canal. I've at least been trusted without the crisis team this weekend which is nice, it's not great when you keep having people with NHS lanyards turn up for everyone to see. Switchy I noticed your change of location a few days ago
Hooting at stock cubes Owly, what kind were they? Fish? Chicken? Vegetable??
I'm going to take it to work in the hopes that it reminds my colleagues I don't ever want to speak to them.
That mug has dark energy, I’d smash it.I went to a food festival in Glasgow today with some friends (which was very lovely but SO hot), and we got goodie bags which I was so excited for only to find they contained stock cubes and an ugly mug? Very weird aura.
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It looks like an 80s reproduction for use in a Stranger Things show where obvs the demon gets into your body when you make tea in the mug.
I was just thinking it looked like a prop for a tv show
I saw a seagull snatch a four pack of greggs sausage rolls from a tourist today and I am saddened that I wasn’t quick enough to get a photo.
I've just been to the offie for a couple disposable vapes and noticed they had passionfruit and mango flavoured cans of Hooch. Decided to grab one and it's actually lovely. Got a weirdly spicy taste to it, almost like a fruity curry made with coconut milk and I shouldn't like it but I do
I will be pairing this with reduced chorizo crisps from a local manufacturer, a reduced vegan steak bake, and a 50p piri piri Pot Noodle from that little-known small business Unilever. I feel proper classy today!
I'm imagining the seagull just swallowed the packet whole like a python
A seagull was eyeing up our barbecue earlier, the shifty little terror.
@BubbleDuck and @traumatised sideboard I would love to go to an exhibition of your guys work. How about a collaborative retrospective? F&D is the new V&A.
ETA. i just realised that might sound sarcastic, it’s not!
ETA. i just realised that might sound sarcastic, it’s not!
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@BubbleDuck @traumatised sideboard I love both of these so much 
I didn’t see the consumption of the stolen goods, but I too now imagine the seagull swallowed them whole.
I didn’t see the consumption of the stolen goods, but I too now imagine the seagull swallowed them whole.
Bit late but this was lush. Mashed garlicky soft cheese with a little cream in and fireproof dish chucked spinach in and uncooked tortellini. Mixed together chucked a little cheese on top and baked in a moderate oven until bubbling. Shredded fresh sage leaves fried in a little butter with lemon zest and parmesan is also goodOut of interest, when you buy a pack of fresh tortellini from the supermarket, what do you usually add to it after cooking? The simpler/easier the better
I have found tortellini disappointing of late. Not sure if cheaper ingredients? Also, those water filled pockets of boak that had a hole in ruin it for me. As a professional lazy arse I do melted butter (other fats available) bit of garlic and cherry tomatoes with basil from the windowsill.
I feel like this thread is our nice cosy space away from current news so I’ll put the rest of this behind a spoiler.
I’m really distressed by what’s happened to Salman Rushdie. If anyone hasn’t seen the news, he is currently in surgery after being stabbed at a literary event. Really hoping he pulls through. It’s just so shocking. I know horrific things happen to innocent people every day. But this is like an attack on freedom of creativity (I’m not explaining this very well sorry).
He‘s had these threats for so long and managed to survive, I thought he must always be so well protected.
I just watched Bridget Jones last week, and she asks him where the toilets are. Which is hilarious. But now this. He’s been through so much already. He has to pull through. No one should have their life threatened because they wrote a fictional novel.
Sorry this is so rambling, I just can’t get my head around it, and needed to talk about to someone.
He‘s had these threats for so long and managed to survive, I thought he must always be so well protected.
I just watched Bridget Jones last week, and she asks him where the toilets are. Which is hilarious. But now this. He’s been through so much already. He has to pull through. No one should have their life threatened because they wrote a fictional novel.
Sorry this is so rambling, I just can’t get my head around it, and needed to talk about to someone.
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