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We finally have a baby!! Oh my goodness was that ever a journey for mom and dad. Labor began and then stopped. Contractions not productive, so things kept starting and then stalling. They finally had to rupture membranes and start pitocin. After all that, baby boy arrived early this evening. His name is Atlas and he is just perfect. Mom and baby are doing well. Needless to say, with all the excitement, I have not watched the latest installment of the Maassives. So the program was only 10 weeks?? Did I miss something? WTF was the point?? That makes zero sense to start a program if you know it's only for 10 weeks.
Congratulations! 🎊🎈 🩵👶🏻😃
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So was it really a 10 week program?

Smells like a lie.

Pig’s initial plan was to increase her days/times and she was giddy at the thought. If it had ever been a ten week plan, they’d have said so.

IMO they quit either because Ass couldn’t control the narrative or they’re tired of the drive (planning to keep sedating her and handing her catalogs to shred to keep her quiet and out of the way soiling the couch), or the place asked her to leave due to any number of behaviors or her ID being much more severe than Ass had told them.

I smell a pig ass rat.
 
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I think she still is in ‘program’. The 10 week thing is vocational and I think her facility has a few 10 week sessions throughout the year. The rest of the time, what I gather, is spent at the center. Doing ABA and other therapies. As always, wherever she is, they have their work cut out.
 
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I think she still is in ‘program’. The 10 week thing is vocational and I think her facility has a few 10 week sessions throughout the year. The rest of the time, what I gather, is spent at the center. Doing ABA and other therapies. As always, wherever she is, they have their work cut out.
They ain’t doing tit. Except lying their asses off. Ass’s main job is to monitor comments, delete the less worshipful ones, play video games, and porn surf. Pig’s job is to drive herself to get ice cream, try and sell makeup to the less fortunate and clean her nether regions. Someone has to change diapers.
The trouble is….they both lie so much, it’s hard to believe a word that comes out of their okra holes. I imagine the people that know them well have found that to be true. Doubt if they only lie on all of their social media sites. I guarantee they lied big time to that program, school, clinic, facility, whatever it’s called as to Abbie’s abilities and progress. Hell, we’ve heard Ass ourselves tell us what he told them. He’s too stupid to know it doesn’t do anyone any favors to lie. Even those poor slobs at the clinic. When they find out the truth about Abbie, what do you think they must think of Ass? A liar and con man. Yep, finally got that right. Welcome to the Tattlesphere.
 
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They ain’t doing tit. Except lying their asses off. Ass’s main job is to monitor comments, delete the less worshipful ones, play video games, and porn surf. Pig’s job is to drive herself to get ice cream, try and sell makeup to the less fortunate and clean her nether regions. Someone has to change diapers.
The trouble is….they both lie so much, it’s hard to believe a word that comes out of their okra holes. I imagine the people that know them well have found that to be true. Doubt if they only lie on all of their social media sites. I guarantee they lied big time to that program, school, clinic, facility, whatever it’s called as to Abbie’s abilities and progress. Hell, we’ve heard Ass ourselves tell us what he told them. He’s too stupid to know it doesn’t do anyone any favors to lie. Even those poor slobs at the clinic. When they find out the truth about Abbie, what do you think they must think of Ass? A liar and con man. Yep, finally got that right. Welcome to the Tattlesphere.
Oops, sorry @Noir Fan, I thought you meant the Maasives have their work cut out for them. You meant the clinic, program, school. That’s what I get for not drinking my coffee first before commenting. 😵💫☕
 
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I haven’t really watched any of their recent vlogs. Kinda skimmed through a few. But I haven’t seen them in that stupid ass cart. Is big p finally too large for it so they don’t go?
 
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I feel like the full-size candy bars are yet another thing that Priss latched onto while pining away on Gitmo for the all-American experience. I've seen plenty of TV shows and movies mention the "rich people give out full-size candy bars" trope, but never encountered it in real life. Does anyone even want a full-size candy bar on Halloween? I've literally never heard anyone say they wanted that. I feel like kids are more excited by people who give multiple pieces of candy or leave the candy bowl unattended for them to steal.



Lawd, speak for yourself. I never wanted to wear "sexy" costumes at that age, nor do any of the teens and young twentysomethings I know now...honestly most of the women and girls I've known at all ages of life preferred costumes that were less skimpy and more weather appropriate. I'm not trying to freeze my tiddies straight off while I trick-or-treat :LOL:
Generally here in the U.K. 18 year olds plus don’t go trick or treating and won’t have done so for a long time so the cold doesnt factor into it. It’s more about the party, the booze and using Halloween to get dressed up as a character, and some choose the more risqué type costumes. Not unusual here in the slightest. I’m 38 so past those days of to wanting to drip myself into a cheeky costume but my cousin and her uni pals just went to a Halloween rave and there were “sexy” pirates, cowgirls, witches as far as the eye could see. Always been a thing here and I think that wonder women costume model looks incredible. Perhaps we’re just less uptight over here about what young ladies choose to wear one night of the week when they go partying at Halloween 🤷‍♀️
 
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I think she still is in ‘program’. The 10 week thing is vocational and I think her facility has a few 10 week sessions throughout the year. The rest of the time, what I gather, is spent at the center. Doing ABA and other therapies. As always, wherever she is, they have their work cut out.
Thanks. I don’t watch the videos anymore so have no idea other than what is shared here.
 
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Generally here in the U.K. 18 year olds plus don’t go trick or treating and won’t have done so for a long time so the cold doesnt factor into it. It’s more about the party, the booze and using Halloween to get dressed up as a character, and some choose the more risqué type costumes. Not unusual here in the slightest. I’m 38 so past those days of to wanting to drip myself into a cheeky costume but my cousin and her uni pals just went to a Halloween rave and there were “sexy” pirates, cowgirls, witches as far as the eye could see. Always been a thing here and I think that wonder women costume model looks incredible. Perhaps we’re just less uptight over here about what young ladies choose to wear one night of the week when they go partying at Halloween 🤷‍♀️
I agree with everything except I think that Abbie looked ridiculous in that costume.
 
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I think she still is in ‘program’. The 10 week thing is vocational and I think her facility has a few 10 week sessions throughout the year. The rest of the time, what I gather, is spent at the center. Doing ABA and other therapies. As always, wherever she is, they have their work cut out.
I don’t understand why she is still in ABA when she has made no progression for years. same thing with speech therapy(her therapist is a coo coo anyway. Those monies could be going to someone with actual potential. I know Medicaid will only pay for ABA until age 21 in Florida. We have blue cross blue shield and both of my twins are in ABA. The focus with the verbal
Is communication(speaking in complete sentences, manding, & reciprocal communication). The nonverbal works almost 80% of his time with his AAC during sessions. If at anytime their progress was to slow or stop our ABA approved hours would slow or stop.
 
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I agree with everything except I think that Abbie looked ridiculous in that costume.
The thing that struck me is….when Abbie was trick-or-treating at that one house where the older folks were sitting on chairs in the yard passing out candy and Abbie was surrounded by little kids trick-or-treating….they were half her height. And Abbie (forced by Ass) was struggling to hold open her bag, use her device to tell them “Trick or Treat” and “Thank you” plus sometimes sign “thank you”. By the end of the walk to some houses, Abbie looked wiped out. She didn’t look like she enjoyed it. Ass mentions it was the most work she’s done for a while. How crappy was that for Abbie? Ruined her trick-or-treating. Ass was hollering “thank you” each time anyway. She didn’t need to carry her device all around the block or wherever they went. And Ass mentioned at one point that all the kids were smaller than her, so I know he is sensitive to that fact. Abbie wanted and loves candy—-that’s a fact. Neither Abbie, Ass or Pig want to go trick-or treating—-why put her through that? Maybe let her pass some candy out that night and give her a little, then call it good. And for exercise the entire family can take a 30 minute walk in the park during the day.
 
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The thing that struck me is….when Abbie was trick-or-treating at that one house where the older folks were sitting on chairs in the yard passing out candy and Abbie was surrounded by little kids trick-or-treating….they were half her height. And Abbie (forced by Ass) was struggling to hold open her bag, use her device to tell them “Trick or Treat” and “Thank you” plus sometimes sign “thank you”. By the end of the walk to some houses, Abbie looked wiped out. She didn’t look like she enjoyed it. Ass mentions it was the most work she’s done for a while. How crappy was that for Abbie? Ruined her trick-or-treating. Ass was hollering “thank you” each time anyway. She didn’t need to carry her device all around the block or wherever they went. And Ass mentioned at one point that all the kids were smaller than her, so I know he is sensitive to that fact. Abbie wanted and loves candy—-that’s a fact. Neither Abbie, Ass or Pig want to go trick-or treating—-why put her through that? Maybe let her pass some candy out that night and give her a little, then call it good. And for exercise the entire family can take a 30 minute walk in the park during the day.
Abbie could possibly enjoy trick or treat....since she is still the mind of a toddler and loves candy. The reason she doesn't is because of Ass using her for content and pushing the narrative she is progressing. Making her poke "trick or treat" on her iPad.... say this say that..say thank you..I'm sure is overwhelming for her. Its too much and she is not enjoying it... and again is just a mannequin for the VLOG and Asshat has the camera trained on her telling her what he needs her to perform.

On top of all the directions from Ass.. they put a stupid uncomfortable costume on her. If they just put a comfortable halloween t-shirt on her... don't put any demands on her and Ass could say trick or treat for her..she might develop some enjoyment of it.
 
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Lately, there have been so many moments that are sad to watch. Far from inspirational. Ass barking directives - what do you say, press the button, open your bag, say thank you clearly overwhelmed her and you could see her exhaustion both mentally and physically crossing the street. He was frustrated and multiple times looked edgy or laughed when really he wanted to snap. Then they come home and Pig pushes them out the door to trick or treat and nanny does the same thing. Dance puppet dance. She would have been happy heading to Daley's grabbing cookies and juice and rocking it out on the sofa with WLW.
 
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Oops, sorry @Noir Fan, I thought you meant the Maasives have their work cut out for them. You meant the clinic, program, school. That’s what I get for not drinking my coffee first before commenting. 😵💫☕
That’s okay! I meant the school/program, etc. However your post was magnificent. They lie to all, especially themselves.
 
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The thing that struck me is….when Abbie was trick-or-treating at that one house where the older folks were sitting on chairs in the yard passing out candy and Abbie was surrounded by little kids trick-or-treating….they were half her height. And Abbie (forced by Ass) was struggling to hold open her bag, use her device to tell them “Trick or Treat” and “Thank you” plus sometimes sign “thank you”. By the end of the walk to some houses, Abbie looked wiped out. She didn’t look like she enjoyed it. Ass mentions it was the most work she’s done for a while. How crappy was that for Abbie? Ruined her trick-or-treating. Ass was hollering “thank you” each time anyway. She didn’t need to carry her device all around the block or wherever they went. And Ass mentioned at one point that all the kids were smaller than her, so I know he is sensitive to that fact. Abbie wanted and loves candy—-that’s a fact. Neither Abbie, Ass or Pig want to go trick-or treating—-why put her through that? Maybe let her pass some candy out that night and give her a little, then call it good. And for exercise the entire family can take a 30 minute walk in the park during the day.
I think that device is made to be carried around by Asa and P as a prop. They don't have her use it at home, they don't work with her on it in the vlogs, and she sure as hell uses it for the same crap and words (so minimal) for years. I think her prop (device) is used for Asa and P's comfort and selfish reasons when they go out.
 
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Sweet Jesus on a Swizzle Stick. Twatty Beast is in her element. Carbs enveloped in cheeeeeeeeth 🐽 🐽 🐽 🐽 🐽 🐽 🐽

 
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I read that in Asswipes's voice...I can't see her saying stellar. Sthellars? The whole flow of their review smelled of his greasy little self. Well, we'll have the 4 Days of Thanksgiving to look forward to . them standing with the Publix manager watching people receive their gift cards, video of homeless people asking what's this sh*t when handed a meal, making turkey art pictures with Abs hand, turkey decor in the dining room, Asswipe in his Turkey boxers, her smelling like raw turkey and rotting fish. Babywipes making turkey jokes and playing with a turkey hunting call. I can't wait. (look up handheld shaker caller)
 
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