Fathering Autism #169 Off gallivanting living the life fat little tubby and his porcine wife

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renwick

renwick

In the so-called snack that sounds like a full breakfast (burrata cheese sandwich) video, the sow refers to the bread as “artesian” rather than “artisan”. @CoffeeMomof2 noted what a poor videographer Ass is. An important skill is being sure the narrator in a film actually uses proper words and pronounces them correctly.
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sparkle&glitter1 said:
Almost to 50 pages. This has the most likes so far but not sure if “ass” can be in the title.

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Gotta fly first clash
So the seat can fit her ash
 
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lillibb

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Krishascooties said:
I so badly want to see Piggy in this without the filters. That beanie probably looks like a baby beanie on her head with how fat her face and neck are. Again, Piggy acts helpless like it takes a rocket science degree to know how to wear a beanie. As a Florida girl....blah blah blah. As a SOUTHER BELL I have no clue how to chew with my mouth closed because I'm a SOUTHERN BELL, guyths.

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They issued you the wrong hat, Prissass
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Cardinal Rule

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renwick said:
In the so-called snack that sounds like a full breakfast (burrata cheese sandwich) video, the sow refers to the bread as “artesian” rather than “artisan”. @CoffeeMomof2 noted what a poor videographer Ass is. An important skill is being sure the narrator in a film actually uses proper words and pronounces them correctly.
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I LOLed when she said artesian instead of artisanal bread. Excessive amount of cheese. A tablespoon of honey. Oddly sliced strawberries and wasted bits by not coring them first. Slicing strawberries with a Sweeney Todd sized blade. Store-bought balsamic glaze instead of making her own. The 8 oz. cheese container suggests it contains eight servings. Piggy’s recipe used two servings per each toast. The Beast with the fleshy face bumper is truly a sloppy version of Sandra Lee’s semi-homemade style. She toasted bread on a stove-top. Estimated calories per ”snack”:
Bread = 110 cal.; Cheese = 140 cal.; Fruit = 17 cal.; Butter = 68 cal.; Honey = 64 cal. (conservative estimate for her long pour); Balsamic glaze = 60 cal. (conservative estimate). Total calories per serving estimated at 459 cal. A full-sized Snickers candy bar = 250 calories.

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Bogey

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Cardinal Rule said:
I LOLed when she said artesian instead of artisanal bread. Excessive amount of cheese. A tablespoon of honey. Oddly sliced strawberries and wasted bits by not coring them first. Slicing strawberries with a Sweeney Todd sized blade. Store-bought balsamic glaze instead of making her own. The 8 oz. cheese container suggests it contains eight servings. Piggy’s recipe used two servings per each toast. The Beast with the fleshy face bumper is truly a sloppy version of Sandra Lee’s semi-homemade style. She toasted bread on a stove-top. Estimated calories per ”snack”:
Bread = 110 cal.; Cheese = 140 cal.; Fruit = 17 cal.; Butter = 68 cal.; Honey = 64 cal. (conservative estimate for her long pour); Balsamic glaze = 60 cal. (conservative estimate). Total calories per serving estimated at 459 cal. A full-sized Snickers candy bar = 250 calories.

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And you know she didn't stop at 1 slice. There's more bread there.
 
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