Fathering Autism #169 Off gallivanting living the life fat little tubby and his porcine wife

[Shadergirl]

That "salad" was disgusting. Who puts jarlic in a salad, adds jarred chilis (and doesn't even mix it first) then adds everything but the bagel seasoning, tops it with a glob of ginger dressing and "cuts" the hot spice with balsamic vinigar? WTAF. That was unedible. They must have shat for hours after that culinary travesty.

Disgusting is too kind! She says chop everything up the same size but then throws in giant size rings of onions…opens an oil based jar of jarred chili spice and plops in two heaping tablespoons without even stirring it or tasting how hot it is…shakes on oodles of everything but the bagel seasoning because she’s a chef! Ugh wouldn’t touch that concoction. Hot mess express but she said she’s cute so there’s that!

 

[SCCOct66]

I feel like the full-size candy bars are yet another thing that Priss latched onto while pining away on Gitmo for the all-American experience. I've seen plenty of TV shows and movies mention the "rich people give out full-size candy bars" trope, but never encountered it in real life. Does anyone even want a full-size candy bar on Halloween? I've literally never heard anyone say they wanted that. I feel like kids are more excited by people who give multiple pieces of candy or leave the candy bowl unattended for them to steal.



Lawd, speak for yourself. I never wanted to wear "sexy" costumes at that age, nor do any of the teens and young twentysomethings I know now...honestly most of the women and girls I've known at all ages of life preferred costumes that were less skimpy and more weather appropriate. I'm not trying to freeze my tiddies straight off while I trick-or-treat

I live in a huge SEC university town. The college girls.....sexy everything....

 

[Shadergirl]

Disgusting is too kind! She says chop everything up the same size but then throws in giant size rings of onions…opens an oil based jar of jarred chili spice and plops in two heaping tablespoons without even stirring it or tasting how hot it is…shakes on oodles of everything but the bagel seasoning because she’s a chef! Ugh wouldn’t touch that concoction. Hot mess express but she said she’s cute so there’s that!

Oh and how did I forget the feta cheese she literally puts on everything…vulgar mix of ingredients.

 

[Nattyduke]

Twatty never eats desserts. She inhales them

Do NOT reply with your favorite Italian dish you fools! OMG I want to scream into my pillow!

 

[MaidenX]

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Generally here in the U.K. 18 year olds plus don’t go trick or treating and won’t have done so for a long time so the cold doesnt factor into it. It’s more about the party, the booze and using Halloween to get dressed up as a character, and some choose the more risqué type costumes. Not unusual here in the slightest. I’m 38 so past those days of to wanting to drip myself into a cheeky costume but my cousin and her uni pals just went to a Halloween rave and there were “sexy” pirates, cowgirls, witches as far as the eye could see. Always been a thing here and I think that wonder women costume model looks incredible. Perhaps we’re just less uptight over here about what young ladies choose to wear one night of the week when they go partying at Halloween

Depends on if they are 18 and in college (uni.) College girls (20s and such) go for the sexy stuff. 18 yos in highschool not as much. Though when I was in highschool some teens still did. And I am from the bible belt lol (for none staters that is an area, generally through the middle of the country, that is historically hyper religious and conservative ... example liquor stores still closed on Sundays in the entire state, you can't buy pornography either... though internet kinda voids that one.. loads of "morality" laws.)

So nah wouldn't say people are more uptight here at all.

Though lets not give the Maasholes the idea to dress Abbie up as a sexy chicken or something. I am sure it is coming. They need those views. They are far past the Abbie is a cute little girl stage. They are just milking that as much as they can before fully leaning into the adult Abigail phase. They are already, suddenly, okay with showing off her undercloths and pulling her shirts to drape off her shoulder.... because she is a typical teen.

 

[sparkle&glitter1]

The thing that struck me is….when Abbie was trick-or-treating at that one house where the older folks were sitting on chairs in the yard passing out candy and Abbie was surrounded by little kids trick-or-treating….they were half her height. And Abbie (forced by Ass) was struggling to hold open her bag, use her device to tell them “Trick or Treat” and “Thank you” plus sometimes sign “thank you”. By the end of the walk to some houses, Abbie looked wiped out. She didn’t look like she enjoyed it. Ass mentions it was the most work she’s done for a while. How crappy was that for Abbie? Ruined her trick-or-treating. Ass was hollering “thank you” each time anyway. She didn’t need to carry her device all around the block or wherever they went. And Ass mentioned at one point that all the kids were smaller than her, so I know he is sensitive to that fact. Abbie wanted and loves candy—-that’s a fact. Neither Abbie, Ass or Pig want to go trick-or treating—-why put her through that? Maybe let her pass some candy out that night and give her a little, then call it good. And for exercise the entire family can take a 30 minute walk in the park during the day.

When he makes her use her device it gives off, we need to let the world know she’s special needs and everyone should cater to her “learning” how to use her device. He’s acting and pretends she uses her device regularly yet she rarely knows what to click on it.

I read that in Asswipes's voice...I can't see her saying stellar. Sthellars? The whole flow of their review smelled of his greasy little self. Well, we'll have the 4 Days of Thanksgiving to look forward to . them standing with the Publix manager watching people receive their gift cards, video of homeless people asking what's this sh*t when handed a meal, making turkey art pictures with Abs hand, turkey decor in the dining room, Asswipe in his Turkey boxers, her smelling like raw turkey and rotting fish. Babywipes making turkey jokes and playing with a turkey hunting call. I can't wait. (look up handheld shaker caller)

They are lucky they have holidays to give them content, otherwise they would have nothing right now.

To comment on the restaurant….
Her and Ass are so easily entertained and amused by mediocre tit.

Should they even be blowing money right now? It’s tax time and if their taxes aren’t included in their mortgage they are looking at an 11k bill.

 

[Shadergirl]

Im sorry but Im just embarrassed for Abbie.
There was zero need to parade her around like that, other than for the vlogs.
Yes, she wanted candy. Does she really understand Trick or Treating, even after all these years?
Nope.
Why not just let her munch on candy while they hand it out? They feed her junk every other day. Just let her sit where shes comfortable, people watch, and have some candy.
God they piss me off.

I totally agree. She has no idea what Halloween is and to dress her up and March her up and down the street demanding her hit the proper buttons on her iPad, all the while in hopes of getting noticed is very sad! She would have been happy to just stay home and comfy, maybe giving out candy but she did not need to go out all dressed up in that ridiculous outfit. I felt bad for her too.

 

[MizBeaverhausen]

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Depends on if they are 18 and in college (uni.) College girls (20s and such) go for the sexy stuff. 18 yos in highschool not as much. Though when I was in highschool some teens still did. And I am from the bible belt lol (for none staters that is an area, generally through the middle of the country, that is historically hyper religious and conservative ... example liquor stores still closed on Sundays in the entire state, you can't buy pornography either... though internet kinda voids that one.. loads of "morality" laws.)

So nah wouldn't say people are more uptight here at all.

Though lets not give the Maasholes the idea to dress Abbie up as a sexy chicken or something. I am sure it is coming. They need those views. They are far past the Abbie is a cute little girl stage. They are just milking that as much as they can before fully leaning into the adult Abigail phase. They are already, suddenly, okay with showing off her undercloths and pulling her shirts to drape off her shoulder.... because she is a typical teen.

A sexy chicken My first thought went to Miss Prissy, Foghorn Leghorn's wanton paramour

 

[Shadergirl]

We finally have a baby!! Oh my goodness was that ever a journey for mom and dad. Labor began and then stopped. Contractions not productive, so things kept starting and then stalling. They finally had to rupture membranes and start pitocin. After all that, baby boy arrived early this evening. His name is Atlas and he is just perfect. Mom and baby are doing well. Needless to say, with all the excitement, I have not watched the latest installment of the Maassives. So the program was only 10 weeks?? Did I miss something? WTF was the point?? That makes zero sense to start a program if you know it's only for 10 weeks.

Congratulations!!

 

[lotsofluck]

I saw no reason why Abs needed to go trick or treating, how many times? And I watched their podcast ....he said Abs wanted to go in his sister's old house, didn't buy that at all. The hungry hippo made tears and that gave me a good laugh. Prissass kept saying "the biggest thing for me is" really? We know what the biggest thing is. Besides her girth it's her lies and scamming. So my question is why did Asswipe give us those unflattering pictures of his wife the battleship? Is that how he really wants to the world to see her? El Blimpo .

So what was the Pig crying about this time? Supposely? I can’t bear to watch these two hambeasts’ vlogs. And what….in her opinion was the biggest thing?

 

[Seashellz]

Abbie's program is ending because it's only ten weeks. No more going out into the community to work? They took her out of JSA because they wanted her to learn life skills where she would physically be doing life skills in her home. However, now he wants her to learn how to do laundry and other tasks in different environments and with different machines. WTAF is even real with this family? I think it's hilarious how weird they are about buying bigger bars. People in my subdivision gave out movie-size candy packs, but nobody talked about it. We give out full size bars, but many people that give out smaller bars give more than one. Again, who cares except for Asa and Priscilla?! Priscilla looked like an absolute hell of a fat mess in Costco

Oh but Abby will be starting a new job in a warehouse, because working around heavy machinery is such a good fit for her

 

[therealamylynn]

Sweet Jesus on a Swizzle Stick. Twatty Beast is in her element. Carbs enveloped in cheeeeeeeeth

Hope they cleaned up their numerous health inspection violations. But then again Thilla doesn't seem to be to concerned with that kinda stuff as long as they have cheethe!

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[sparkle&glitter1]

I think I missed a chapter. I wonder if this is paid off. The boy is making scraps at his new job. Payment/gas/insurance…..

 

[MizBeaverhausen]

Hope they cleaned up their numerous health inspection violations. But then again Thilla doesn't seem to be to concerned with that kinda stuff as long as they have cheethe!

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Those Beasts are immune, look how unsanitary they are in their own kitchen. The lack of hand washing, amount of snout rubbing and cross contamination of utelsils and filthy fingers is bad enough, but brushing Abbie's hair in the kitchen is repulsive.

 

[renwick]

She looks like Abbie. And she is huuuge!

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Sure reminded me of teenage mutant ninja turtle

 

[Whatsupwiththat]

Sweet Jesus on a Swizzle Stick. Twatty Beast is in her element. Carbs enveloped in cheeeeeeeeth

I’m waiting for them to buy one of thise cheese bowls. You know they want to.

 

[lillibb]

I read that in Asswipes's voice...I can't see her saying stellar. Sthellars? The whole flow of their review smelled of his greasy little self. Well, we'll have the 4 Days of Thanksgiving to look forward to . them standing with the Publix manager watching people receive their gift cards, video of homeless people asking what's this sh*t when handed a meal, making turkey art pictures with Abs hand, turkey decor in the dining room, Asswipe in his Turkey boxers, her smelling like raw turkey and rotting fish. Babywipes making turkey jokes and playing with a turkey hunting call. I can't wait. (look up handheld shaker caller)

 

[PugliaLiving]

Asa acts like a crazy fool when he is with Abbie around other people who don't know them. The frantic prompts and demands to show the world what his Sweet Girl can do on her iPad. Meanwhile, those watching are sitting there wondering WTF is happening. Maybe the neighbors are use to this Halloween drill and smile and mutter to themselves about the weirdness of all of it. I don't see any of them jumping up to greet them as if they're celebrities which is what Asa wants more than anything. He wants the recognition he has brought Abbie to this level of being able to walk up to strangers and say thank you and then bark out multiple orders. Meanwhile Abbie is drugged to the gills and confused and disinterested in this activity. I do like seeing Asa act all weird around his neighbors. He is the most awkward person and doesn't have the social skills to just act normal. I would love for someone to have taken video of Asa and Abbie walking down the street together and I wish someone would get a picture or video of Asa standing next to a normal height man. I just want to see how short he really is in real life. I think he purposely avoids this because it would hurt his ego.

BTW, that yard they went to was atrocious. It was filled with so much crap.

I drive by this house in Washington DC every day on my way home from work. There is a 20 foot skeleton in the front yard. I can't imagine the cost for all of this over the years. There are some serious decorations on my drive but this one is the weirdest one.

 

[MizBeaverhausen]

I’m waiting for them to buy one of thise cheese bowls. You know they want to.

If they do, does Tattle allow us to wager bets on how quickly the cheese disappears?
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Asa acts like a crazy fool when he is with Abbie around other people who don't know them. The frantic prompts and demands to show the world what his Sweet Girl can do on her iPad. Meanwhile, those watching are sitting there wondering WTF is happening. Maybe the neighbors are use to this Halloween drill and smile and mutter to themselves about the weirdness of all of it. I don't see any of them jumping up to greet them as if they're celebrities which is what Asa wants more than anything. He wants the recognition he has brought Abbie to this level of being able to walk up to strangers and say thank you and then bark out multiple orders. Meanwhile Abbie is drugged to the gills and confused and disinterested in this activity. I do like seeing Asa act all weird around his neighbors. He is the most awkward person and doesn't have the social skills to just act normal. I would love for someone to have taken video of Asa and Abbie walking down the street together and I wish someone would get a picture or video of Asa standing next to a normal height man. I just want to see how short he really is in real life. I think he purposely avoids this because it would hurt his ego.

BTW, that yard they went to was atrocious. It was filled with so much crap.

I drive by this house in Washington DC every day on my way home from work. There is a 20 foot skeleton in the front yard. I can't imagine the cost for all of this over the years. There are some serious decorations on my drive but this one is the weirdest one.

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Here's a group photo of the Slimelife Simps. Tubby's hat is adding extra inches to his height and I wouldn't be shocked if he went on his tippy toes.

 

[Bogey]

Am I crazy? Wasnt she the no dessert person?