Ugh....I went to bed thinking about the Hambeasts and I had THE most disturbing thought. We have four adults, all staying in the same tin can cabin, all on the same schedule, all eating cruise cuisine, all with questionable hygiene, all with flatulent tendencies, one on multiple medications, and there is ONE private area, the toilet/bathroom. SO, beyond the obvious issue of gastrointestinal urgencies that WILL arise and the fight for the toilet during these episodes, how foul is that cabin going to be, having the constant pong of Maassive biohazard waste?? The housekeeping staff will need danger pay and hazmat suits to clean that room. You can't tell me that there won't be evidence of blow outs from both Mother and Daughter littered around the cabin, like an Easter Egg hunt in a horror movie. That room is going to be a daily crime scene for the poor staff members.
If you think THAT was my disturbing thought, it wasn't. THIS is my disturbing thought; Twatty is too obese to be able to move about freely in the bathroom, therefore, she won't be able to get undressed/dressed in there. That Beast is going to be exposing her adult son to all of her naked, corpulent, beefy, glory as she disrobes in the cabin for all to see. All I can say is, thank goodness for her tertiary gunt which conceals the absolute horror of her son having to see his Mother's "flower".