Freaking jerks! Why did they have to call out last year's "assistant "? If Piggy wouldn't be a fat, useless piece of pork garbage she would do her own tit her own self. There is no reason to put that out there.
Cillapotamus buying more ugly-ass decor. It seems like she's buying 100s of dollars worth of decor EVERY YEAR. She won't stop until she has at LEAST three wreaths in every single room of the house and more god awful tchotchkes everywhere. Anyone remember this bucket center piece on a cutting board that she thought was rustic chic? More like rusty tit.
Then he starts "don't you just love a holiday?" How does this waste of space know the difference between a weekday, weekend, holiday? Every day is the same for this slimy grifter.
Asshat living up to his name. He put so much emphasis on the fact that the gourds were REAL so as to drive home the point that the assistant was dumber than dumb for not realizing what would happen. If Asshat screws something up, he justifies it with every excuse he can think of. Someone else makes a mistake - they're the worst and everyone needs to know how awful they are.
I guess she's never heard "less is more" (obviously). Wreaths should be on A door, maybe 2, not every door in every room. Idiot!
She was about to lose her tit in the wreath store. NOWAY she's ready for public.
He really has packed on the weight. His face has taken on a whole new look with all the bloating. I don’t understand how he can’t look at himself when he edits the vlogs and not want to do something about it.
I hate how they try to guilt Boy Wonder into taking care of Abbie by using her tears as a way of saying that she misses him. Manipulative arseholes. On a fun note, does Slimelife make hair dye for men? Tubby's hair is a very odd colour these days
I have to say, Tubby is the useful one in that family. He actually has a decent eye for decorating in comparison to his lazy and garish wife. We just need for him to understand that plastic plates/chargers are tacky in a formal dining room.She ran out of leaf garland around the front door. Too lay to put half on each side. Hope her hay bales don't start on fire in this heat.
I hope Abbie eats a wreath.
They constantly act like she's manipulating them intentionally when she's literally just stimming to regulate and avoiding sensory triggers.But you would agree if Abbie were to go out with some kind of "work/volunteer" activity it would be 1:1 because she has to constantly be prompted to get through and type of activity. Someone brought up a good point that when Abbie's class at JSA would go out on field trips, I think A&P took her. And Abbie likes to plop down on the ground and take her shoes off at any given moment in time. We saw the pictures from camp this summer and it was pretty obvious Abbie was not participating with the other campers other than to probably get some sort of food reward. Are you saying she's not going to be in a vocational program, just some sort of daycare situation? I know you have worked really hard with your son and have given all of us a window into your life raising him so thank you for helping those of us who are not dealing with a child with these sorts of disabilities to understand more of what you go through day to day with him. He's a lucky young man to have you as his mother.
I don't understand why Asshole didn't understand the concept of putting an interchangable holiday rug on top of a larger rug. It's no dumber than putting a plate on top of a charger on the dining room table. A plastic charger.
But it's Abbie's home too and I can only imagine how overwhelming it has to be in this busy, bright, sensory nightmare of a home 
And I don't get why they sent her back to school after pulling her out. My understanding was that they thought they could do it better... or get her a personal "teacher" who would probably have to agree to being filmed and bossed around. On second thought, I guess I actually do get it because it's evident that they don't want to have to be her caretakers any more often than they're required to be. It's just wild to me that as two people who don't need to work regular full time jobs to keep food on the table, they'd rather pass their daughter off than be with her. It's sad, it's seriously sad.
