Fathering Autism #164 In Atha’s Garage Where Secrets Lie, a Treasure trove Trough of Things Gone Awry.
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That massage review is hilarious.. I can just see it all going down. She probably had a woman booked..but when she saw what she was working with she bailed and thats why she had the man...the woman probably didn't have strong enough hands to get through all that fat. Who in the world books a massage when you are that obese?I was recently directed towards AssMass’ reviews. Here are two gems I thought you may enjoy.
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The purpose of the massage is for your muscles.. and it probably takes some effort to get even close to any muscles P might have.... probably why she was sore.
The masseuse probably knew it would be a huge effort to get through just the massage ...much less all the add ons...
I bet they were out there praying she would stay out of the hot tub... they probably said.. surely she won't go in the jacuzzi.. well... lets make sure it doesn't have any bubbles ...maybe she won't get in.
Also there is a reason you should get there on time...it throws all their other appointments off.... most probably get there 10 or 15 minutes early..or I would....not Pig Massive...she probably blew in there 15 minutes late and started making demands.
I remember them talking about a massage in the VLOGS.. I think they pretended it went great tho... or did they.. anyone remember?
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If he admitted to 10 minutes you know it was probably closer to 30 minutes.
I was recently directed towards AssMass’ reviews. Here are two gems I thought you may enjoy.
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LOL that massage therapist was all like "there are not enough loofas in the world"
I love the part where he's like "She was so flustered, she just agreed." Well that's your own fault, witch. You're a grown ass adult, why are you so flustered by your spa appointment that you can't figure out how to say "I'd rather stick with what I booked"? I swear, she is so useless...she can't handle anything on her own.
And he blames it on the GPS taking her to "the back of the property," as if that is the spa's fault. Maybe look up the route before you go, dumbfuckles. I bet the masseuse "downselling" her was also just him saying "You're not going to get the full massage time because you were late. If you want the full massage time, you have to remove one of the extras." And boohoo, the massage was too intense for her...then SPEAK UP and tell him you like a lighter pressure. Nobody is forcing you to do this! Seriously bleeping useless.
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Asshole reminds me of my father. Who is borderline personality. He’s so much like him it’s scary
Idk, if I am going somewhere that I've never been before and it is at an appointed time, I leave EARLY. 20 year military veteran here and I am hardly ever late to anything...lol. It's literally ingrained into my core to be 15 minutes early lol!
She should've been charged double for the massage because you know. That's a lot of lard to rub...I was recently directed towards AssMass’ reviews. Here are two gems I thought you may enjoy.
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They didn't break down because of the cable, they broke down because of the weight.
If she would have had a female massiuse she would have been trying to sell morgue makeup to her the whole time.
And is the property 15 acres?? I mean place can’t be but so big, oh I forgot she can’t walk more than 9 steps.
Another boring vlog.
The cart broke down but we didnt get to see it. I wouldve loved to have seen the panic on P's face as they "limped" the cart home, fearing she may have to walk! In the heat!
Isaiahs plants? Zero fucks to give for the Plant Daddy.
Lets spend 10 minutes coaxing Abbie into the pool, then celebrate her "voluntary participation." What??!!
And I'm sorry but I am still 100% focused on GB spraying his ass on YT for the world to see. I do not shock easily, but I am truly shook.
Who does that? He's no Johnny Knoxville, but he is a jackass.
I hope Brandy or someone from work monitors social media, and gets to see their new RBT giggling as he "adjusts the spray".
He is not fit to work with the disabled. He better stick to his plants.
Maybe he and Abbie can open a garden center.
The cart broke down but we didnt get to see it. I wouldve loved to have seen the panic on P's face as they "limped" the cart home, fearing she may have to walk! In the heat!
Isaiahs plants? Zero fucks to give for the Plant Daddy.
Lets spend 10 minutes coaxing Abbie into the pool, then celebrate her "voluntary participation." What??!!
And I'm sorry but I am still 100% focused on GB spraying his ass on YT for the world to see. I do not shock easily, but I am truly shook.
Who does that? He's no Johnny Knoxville, but he is a jackass.
I hope Brandy or someone from work monitors social media, and gets to see their new RBT giggling as he "adjusts the spray".
He is not fit to work with the disabled. He better stick to his plants.
Maybe he and Abbie can open a garden center.
why is asshat writing the reviews for things his wife did. She should be the one writing the reviews.
Because she's useless.
Let’s play Izzy’s plant monologue jam, shall we? 
I think it's pretty clear that particular practice doesn't give a single duck about their employees on social media.
I just don't understand how someone hands their vulnerable children off to a stranger without doing a little bit of Googling. My younger kid has 2 new teachers on their team this year and as soon as I got their names I was investigating like
And that's at the same school, with the same therapists and intervention specialists and nurse and psychologist and guidance counselor and principal and janitors and the lunch lady who makes sure my kid's medical restrictions are followed and everyone else I've known for years now. I still made sure the new people weren't spraying their asses on Youtube!
He may not have heard of using hemorrhoid wipes, coming from a family who doesn’t like doctors visits and haven’t any friends. That sounds like a good idea. But the bidet sounds soothing too so you don’t have to keep scrubbing your behind so often. I’ll bet it does get red like a baboon butt. Changing his diet (maybe he has, he’s mentioned stuff on the vlogs about various things ) plus getting away from Ass and Pig (they would stress me out, plus caring for Abbie all the time ) would help him tremendously. Maybe being burdened with caring for Abbie has contributed to his IBS. All this might explain his weight loss at App State. I think he was stressed at school though—-trying to get up for classes, trying to fit in, trying to do school work and make decent grades, his frequent trips to Jacksonville (8 hours each way). His parents are so ….oblivious? stupid? ignorant? I’m not sure. Just seem unable to put themselves in another person’s shoes and see things from their perspective. They can’t picture what is best for Isaiah, or Abbie for that matter. I think there is a word for that but not sure what it is.
Let’s play Izzy’s plant monologue jam, shall we?
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They completely and utterly lack empathy.
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