Erling Haaland

[poppet88]

Separated at birth!

 

[wordzalad]

About time our sexy Viking robot got his own thread.

Post here whether you’re a City fan or just want to ride the Nordic meat shield or both.

Come and join the Haaland train. Choo-Choo hoes x

 

[ThePidge]

Nice to see kate hayes has a rave thread

Separated at birth!

 

[QueenBarb2]

You just know he has a fat long . The most perfect one to stretch you out but make it feel so good.

Fucking hell !!

 

[Just Drive]

Thanks for creating this thread. City fan here, and strangely intrigued by our Viking. He is in the prawn category for me (remove the head and the rest is delicious). I am so weirdly attracted to the no-shirt-armband-on look.

 

[browncouncilbin]

Sorry but am I missing something here, I can’t see what all the fuss is about. Fair play he’s got an amazing body but his face

Separated at birth!

The fucking shame of being the absolute ringer of a Norwegian big backed fella

 

[wordzalad]

Isn’t he the image of the make up artist I’ve posted though

Tbf they do look like they could be related

 

[poppet88]

Nah this is for the sexy Viking.

Appreciate he’s not for everyone but more for us then

Isn’t he the image of the make up artist I’ve posted though

 

[Violetroselily]

Huns I'm not here to thirst, just helping out a fellow thread

 

[Honeybeetea]

I’ve found my people I’ve not admitted it to anyone so this feels a bit like an AA meeting.

I don’t know what it is about him, but I definitely fucking would.

 

[wordzalad]

My BF was speaking to the postman about the football cause he talks to everyone and they’re chatty. Postman goes “Kept the missus quiet. She likes Grealish. All the women love him”. My BF went “Not mine. My missus fancies Haaland” and the postman laughed at me .

Wasn’t expecting to be violated when I was getting my parcel but OK

 

[LtKit]

found this old tweet from him on Tumblr
I'm completely on the Haaland train now

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

I’ve found my people I’ve not admitted it to anyone so this feels a bit like an AA meeting.

I don’t know what it is about him, but I definitely fucking would.

There is something about him isn’t there. I’d love him to throw me around a bit and have his way

 

[CheekyVimto99]

This is too close to the jewels dickhead

 

[StephenTJackson]

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He's just fucking perfect. Like yes, objectively he isn't actually conventionally good looking. But that's bullshit, conventional isn't my thing. And his who vibe, persona, personality, sense of humour, voice, body, size, everything. Just creates this unconventional package that's so damn hot and sexy and so fucking perfect and I wouldn't want him any other way. And I love him and he's perfect. And I want to be the King Consort to my Viking King.

 

[Joannabloggs]

I sat in his seat.
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Shame it wasn't his face lap

 

[wordzalad]

Nah this is for the sexy Viking.

Appreciate he’s not for everyone but more for us then

 

[Laughalong]

Oh my god. This thread exists. It’s not just me?!

Every time I tell any boy that I fancy him they just laugh. He is so hot. The epitome of BDE, the fact he’s so tall and it doesn’t help that he scores for fun

 

[wordzalad]

Oh god yes. He could lift me one handed by my throat I reckon. I’m only 5ft 2 . He could throw me about like a sheet in a strong breeze

 

[Erling Haaland]

You guys are funny as fuck