Erling Haaland

[wordzalad]

The way he slid into the celebration after scoring the third one was so satisfying. I dunno why I liked that so much . I wonder if he’ll break the record for hat tricks this season.

Man United fans you can have your hate sex fantasies

 

[CheekyVimto99]

I think he would have full on banter too so it's not always all about looks...his abs are on fiyahhhh

 

[CheekyVimto99]

Fit fit fit

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

 

[futbolista]

With Papi

 

[strawberrysunshine_x]

 

[Honeybeetea]

Are we all excited for a glimpse of the big Norwegian tomorrow?

I’m off to the Etihad to I’ll have to hide my feelings towards Erling from my boyfriend

 

[CheekyVimto99]

That chest that outline this guy

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

I win just over £100 if Haaland is the top scorer in both the PL and the CL this year

 

[futbolista]

Why is he the cutest ? Ugh


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Ps. It says you make the world a better place

 

[futbolista]

He is just vying for a hair sponsor.

I love him. I love that he’s a proud sky blue and he’s only 22! Future is so bright

 

[LtKit]

don't mind me
just wishing I was still on holiday instead of working on a research paper
not that I see any hot footballers where I spend my summers

 

[futbolista]

Adorable Erling from 11:15 - 12:02. What was that weird look between him and John?

Omg how cute is he waiting for everyone. The kiss for Julian. yeah him and John had a look…haha I want to know the inside joke.

my friend has zero details. Just said he walked by a super giant and didn’t realize until kids beside him said I need a photo with Erl. Ugh. Completely useless

 

[Popupchick]

You just know he has a fat long . The most perfect one to stretch you out but make it feel so good.

 

[wordzalad]

Honestly I’d happily just let him rag doll me about the bedroom, or the bathroom or the changing room or wherever.

 

[futbolista]

I love his banter with Jack hahaha

 

[futbolista]

My response

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He is such brilliant teammate. He reserved his best hug for Ruben of course. I love how much Erl loves being a blue.

That bit of him dancing will always be one of my favs.

Just Realized I posted Ruben here

 

[Zebraaah]

I'd learn every type of braid imaginable for this man.

Can just dream of me sitting on a sofa, Erling sat between my legs on the floor and me braiding his hair for him.

You'd colour-match the bobble, wouldn't you?
He always uses a nice Man City blue. I appreciate the attention to detail.

 

[wordzalad]

There’s a hot video on tumblr and I’ve tried screen recording and posting the link and it won’t let me so I’m just going to link you all and hope it’s allowed

https://at.tumblr.com/haalandsstuff/dont-ask-me-the-colour-of-anything/njk3b9cvyww5

 

[Gossgossgoss9888]

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