A footballer whose feet aren't absolutely minging.
Gonna go straddle him on the sun lounger.
Oh yeah, nothing respectful going on anymore.
Erling Haaland
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Gonna go straddle him on the sun lounger.
You just know he has a fat long 
. The most perfect one to stretch you out but make it feel so good.
. The most perfect one to stretch you out but make it feel so good.
We have the same taste in men!Same girl. I love him so much. Sometimes his face scares me sometimes I think it is cute. But his body is banging. He’s like a tall tree I can climb since I’m only 5’1.
I call him Baby Viking on my IG stories and all my other football friends are tired of the two of us
He looks cute here to me
Baby Viking.
It’s getting a bit warm in here…
Oh definitely. He’s absolutely packing and I’m not ashamed to say I’ve looked at that picture for way way way too longYou just know he has a fat long
Separated at birth!
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Nice to see kate hayes has a rave thread 
Sorry but am I missing something here, I can’t see what all the fuss is about. Fair play he’s got an amazing body but his face 
The bleeping shame of being the absolute ringer of a Norwegian big backed fella
Nah this is for the sexy Viking.
Appreciate he’s not for everyone but more for us then
Appreciate he’s not for everyone but more for us then
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Isn’t he the image of the make up artist I’ve posted thoughNah this is for the sexy Viking.
Appreciate he’s not for everyone but more for us then
bleeping hellYou just know he has a fat long
!!Yes that's what I will be sayingbleeping hell
Tbf they do look like they could be relatedIsn’t he the image of the make up artist I’ve posted though
Yeah but you can overlook a face, close your eyes and think of Tom hardy or someone instead, I mean I do it regularly with my other halfSorry but am I missing something here, I can’t see what all the fuss is about. Fair play he’s got an amazing body but his face
The bleeping shame of being the absolute ringer of a Norwegian big backed fella
Absolute ringerIsn’t he the image of the make up artist I’ve posted though
imagine fancying a footballer who’s the image of a homophobic racist washed up makeup artist Not a chance I could overlook that when he’s the image of Kate HayesYeah but you can overlook a face, close your eyes and think of Tom hardy or someone instead, I mean I do it regularly with my other half
found this old tweet from him on Tumblr
I'm completely on the Haaland train now
City’s social media person has a great job
I can't imagine screaming 'Erling' mid climax 
Haaland maybe but I'd have to have some sexy nickname for him 
Haaland maybe but I'd have to have some sexy nickname for him I see what you mean, I'll offer him the option of King, Viking, Master or Sir when he gets round to me.I can't imagine screaming 'Erling' mid climax
Captain when the armbands on . Sir when it’s not .
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