Erling Haaland

[StephenTJackson]

Big Erl is such an enigma of a man. Very serious on the pitch. Doesn't give a shit in interviews. And then is just a big giant child off the pitch always up for fun and a laugh and is just the loveliest gentle King. Except in the bedroom where I need him to be equally as multi faceted because sometimes I want soft and gentle, but sometimes I want a hard pounding and sometimes I need kinky as fuck.

 

[wordzalad]

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Yes to the viking King who can rearrange my inside with his massive

Split me in half King

Want him to throw me against the wall like I’m spaghetti and he’s checking to see if I’m done

 

[Popupchick]

Yes to the viking King who can rearrange my inside with his massive

 

[PhallusSizeMedium]

Sorry but am I missing something here, I can’t see what all the fuss is about. Fair play he’s got an amazing body but his face



The fucking shame of being the absolute ringer of a Norwegian big backed fella

Yeah but you can overlook a face, close your eyes and think of Tom hardy or someone instead, I mean I do it regularly with my other half

 

[wordzalad]

 

[Popupchick]

Fucking hell !!

Yes that's what I will be saying

 

[Just Drive]

The man is fucking phenomenal. He is so skilled it’s actually insane. What a match.

The man is unstoppable!

 

[futbolista]

Post match with his little sister

 

[CheekyVimto99]

You absolute GOD

 

[wordzalad]

But when will Erling Haaland wrestle me into submission

 

[rosierose91]

I AM HERE FOR THE VIKING
I tried to be strong, but he's just a man mountain. The heart wants what it wants.

 

[futbolista]

I want to be cancelo

 

[futbolista]

Note to self. When I’m in Manchester next - walk around eating carrots

 

[Rita.]

Petition to make Haalandween a public holiday

 

[zarasizemedium]

His long long sister he wouldn’t be too happy about her racist ways tho i introduce you to Katie Haaland make up

 

[wordzalad]

The accent. He’s so cute.

Page 50, babies. Any new thread ideas? @wordzalad ?

I think in honour of him mocking Stones it should be “Erling Haaland- So fine he should be in the LOUVRE.”

 

[futbolista]

I got these vibes

 

[LtKit]

 

[wordzalad]

You guys, our Viking is going to shag SO HARD tonight.

Alexa play that should be me

 

[Rita.]

My new fantasy involves me visiting Haaland on his farm and I’m afraid that’s all I can share with you right now. E i e i o.