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Erling Haaland
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You guys are funny as duck 
We are thirstyyyyyy.You guys are funny as duck
His long long sister he wouldn’t be too happy about her racist ways tho i introduce you to Katie Haaland make up
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She's an "artist" of all things lying, faking, stinking and not to mention homophobic, racist!Isn’t he the image of the make up artist I’ve posted though
Genuinely want to sit on his lap 
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I'd love to ride him on his throne !Genuinely want to sit on his lap
Omg same
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This thread is hysterical, few are dripping & he resembles the Wirrals worst MUA 
I think he would have full on banter too so it's not always all about looks...his abs are on fiyahhhh 
Absolutely. He seems like he’d be a laugh in interviews so that’s a 
. Good humour and banter is a bonus
You seen the one where Grealish is filming something and he walks by going “Beautiful, sexy, handsome”
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. Good humour and banter is a bonusYou seen the one where Grealish is filming something and he walks by going “Beautiful, sexy, handsome”
.Personality and appearance. Few men posses both traits in such abundance. Add in a bank balance as well to spoil his little trophy slut (me)I think he would have full on banter too so it's not always all about looks...his abs are on fiyahhhh
. And he's pretty much the perfect man. YeahAbsolutely. He seems like he’d be a laugh in interviews so that’s a
You seen the one where Grealish is filming something and he walks by going “Beautiful, sexy, handsome”
he told him not to get rid of his long hair too I've seen it many a time, it's one of my favourites.Im quite suprised you lot havent found the norway photo yet where hisis peeking out of his shorts.
My relationship is fine thanks
. If you think this thread is bad, I’d advise you off going on the Grealish one I haven’t seen that one. Do you have a link?Absolutely. He seems like he’d be a laugh in interviews so that’s a
You seen the one where Grealish is filming something and he walks by going “Beautiful, sexy, handsome”
Actually side note- I really like that kit.I haven’t seen that one. Do you have a link?
It was that “oh my god” that got me.
(I’m an old grumpy witch, and I don’t like the kit. It’s too Man U. I actually have nothing against Man U.; I just associate that color with them.)
He does sound hot .
That’s a good point tbf. You shouldn’t have a kit your rivals colours! I’m guessing City were going for an AC Milan vibe but red is Man Utd so they probs should have went for a different colour than red
.That’s a good point tbf. You shouldn’t have a kit your rivals colours! I’m guessing City were going for an AC Milan vibe but red is Man Utd so they probs should have went for a different colour than red
I saw it before but I need it again and can’t find it
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