YellowFingerDustforDays
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First Aaron, now Leah.
I'm so sorry...my husband has just finished radio and chemo for stage 4 throat cancer...fingers crossed for all of us xSorry to change topic: My sisters cancer treatment is not working
Australian citizenship?I know looks aren't important, but what other qualities does she have that would attract a partner?? Imagine meeting someone on tinder then them asking you to film her creaming her pants over a sexy creme caramel?? It's madness!
This is a brilliant suggestion Mea Culpa! ALove will never suspect a thing when Mrs Dumbfucker arrives - she's even got the disguises at the readyMaybe she is moving into A-loves apartment building so she can have a childminder on tap!
I love that none of us Fezzas try to hide when we do a deep dive internet stalk. Seriously next time someone goes missing the police should just post it here and we'd find them in no time.Screams money flow issues doesn't it. Aaron must be asking for his half of the assets. The investment property will be up for sale before we know it (I check occasionally )
Let’s be honest….It wouldn’t appear that her kids eat apples though? We’ve heard about the packet crap and sweet biscuits they have on the reg. We’ve seen what she wants us to think they have in their lunchbox eg cherry tomatoes, carrot sticks but I really think that’s not the reality.They are those rocket apples. The small ones perfect for kids. I’ve only seen them in a tube. Expensive
She cooks a lot of starchy products.
I’d say she’s applying for finance to start her next hare-brained adventureWas thinking the same thing. Lol
I ask my sons Apple and/or Banana if they enjoyed their trip to school every day as I unpack his lunchboxGewwwwwd mornin! Just buying some apples for $12.99kg cos that’s so in touch wiv ma tribe yo yo Then it’s off to Dumbarse and Fuckit for a mochachinnolatte since Bradles still has his rags on wiv me
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Let’s be honest….It wouldn’t appear that her kids eat apples though? We’ve heard about the packet crap and sweet biscuits they have on the reg. We’ve seen what she wants us to think they have in their lunchbox eg cherry tomatoes, carrot sticks but I really think that’s not the reality.
No shade on kids not eating fruit though…I gave my son an apple every day for school lunches and when we moved home, I found about a years worth of them stashed in the chook shed and in the bushes under the front tap!
Thank you for the re-crap @Sure…Media! On point as usual! Sorry about the title it was too longNew thread already? I’m sorry. I’ve been mad dog busy travelling with work. I only just got off the plane. I haven’t been vibing with humour this week. I feel like a need to move to a visual platform with my humour. The chair leg says it all. Let it all hang out.
“Mumma lovin had me a blast
Mumma lovin happened so fast”
Ya girl has been on the dating merry go round! Innuendos for all *giggles* We’re safe in the knowledge the closest thing she’ll get to a root is at the bottom of the weeds in her garden. We may soon get to hear about T. Is it the real thing? Does their love burn with the fiery intensity of a urinary tract infection?.
Munchausen booked herself in for a sneaky lap band removal. When asked if she could size down on the hospital gown and the ‘ladies’ obliged, in exchange for a face mask. Performing her trademark Emmylou sultry butt wiggle in to theatre, the anaesthesiologist gave the theatre team a lil something to get through the next couple of hours.
After waking up and taking her singing lessons, the model patient called up the ABC talkback line. Barricading herself in the hospital chapel she waited on hold over an hour for Raf Epstein to take her call before hanging up and getting a hankering for 2 minute noodles. Shame. She was hoping to sing A Whole New World with him, even if she does sound like a cow giving birth to farm equipment.
Eliza Donothing launched a new dress and tells us we can wear it to the races. Blubbergastered, we’ve all put in our preorders for Christmas. I’m gonna look like a stuffed turkey. Like my 10 year old at the toilet bowl, EL misses the target every time. I hope Bec Judd returns the favour and models it though. Even Brighton Salvos will refuse to take it. Sorry Preston, it’s your turn.
Swollen and unable to help move the warehouse across town, our girl did all the right things for recovery. Like bounce on the trampoline. Trying to get a summer body since two winters ago is hard work.
Somewhere is South Melbourne, an ex boy bander shed a tear. Relief that she’ll be frequenting some unsuspecting cafe in Collingwood instead.